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"Don't just stand there! Somebody help me up this step!" |
One look at this angel and the boys were popping Viagra like it was candy. |
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"Dammit! I pissed myself again!" |
Old Man Lasko won't have Steve's problem...he's wearing DependsTM. |
Sammy's channeling the spirit of Don King. |
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In the middle of a senior moment. |
Things look MUCH clearer now. |
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Dressed to thrill. |
"Why does everyone keep pointing at my crotch and laugh?" |
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"This reminds me of this time back in '94...or was it '95? Well anyways, I pissed my pants back then too." |
Sam likes to put long cylindrical objects in his mouth. |
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She may look angelic, but we know better. |
Steve fantasizes about the days when he could actually fondle a breast, while Kenny pops another Viagra. |
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The Geriatric Express slowly makes its way to the bars. |
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"Whose dick do we have to suck to get some drinks around here, dammit?" |
Steve's knees aren't the same after years of being on them. |
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"Dammit! I broke my hip again!" |
Stayin' (Barely) Alive |
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The only thing missing on their walkers are drink holders. |
Julia actually has her eyes open! |
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The funny thing is that Sam really does need a cane. |
"Hey little lady, come visit me in half an hour. The pills ought to be working by then." |
"Ohhh baby...you'd be in trouble if I could get my Depends off." |
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"Thanks to Viagra, I can go all night long...with a few naps in between." |
Beer guts make a great place to put your beer. That's why they call it a beer gut. D-uh! |
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"Baby, you should have seen me before electricity." |
Steve's Viagra finally kicked in, so he turned his walker into a sextoy. |
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Fear and Loathing in the Bathroom. |
"Yes Barb, Viagra works for the chicks too!" |
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What a dickhead. |
We like our tarts saucy. |
"Dammit Sam! Help me up!" |
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"The Viagra's working!" |
"OK, now it's not working again." |
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Beer wenches |
"You'll have to speak up. I can't hear you over my creaking joints." |
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Every party has a priest and a pirate. |
Hobo clown? Not too far off the mark for J-Rod. |
Nothing beats a good severed handjob. |
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"Wait a second. Wasn't that hand just rubbing your crotch?" |