"Don't just stand there! Somebody help me up this step!"

One look at this angel and the boys were popping Viagra like it was candy.

"Dammit! I pissed myself again!"

Old Man Lasko won't have Steve's problem...he's wearing Depends^TM.

Sammy's channeling the spirit of Don King.

In the middle of a senior moment.

Things look MUCH clearer now.

Dressed to thrill.

"Why does everyone keep pointing at my crotch and laugh?"

"This reminds me of this time back in '94...or was it '95?  Well anyways, I pissed my pants back then too."

Sam likes to put long cylindrical objects in his mouth.

She may look angelic, but we know better.

Steve fantasizes about the days when he could actually fondle a breast, while Kenny pops another Viagra.

The Geriatric Express slowly makes its way to the bars.

"Whose dick do we have to suck to get some drinks around here, dammit?"

Steve's knees aren't the same after years of being on them.

"Dammit! I broke my hip again!"

Stayin' (Barely) Alive

The only thing missing on their walkers are drink holders.

Julia actually has her eyes open!

The funny thing is that Sam really does need a cane.

"Hey little lady, come visit me in half an hour. The pills ought to be working by then."

"Ohhh baby...you'd be in trouble if I could get my Depends off."

"Thanks to Viagra, I can go all night long...with a few naps in between."

Beer guts make a great place to put your beer. That's why they call it a beer gut. D-uh!

"Baby, you should have seen me before electricity."

Steve's Viagra finally kicked in, so he turned his walker into a sextoy.

Fear and Loathing in the Bathroom.

"Yes Barb, Viagra works for the chicks too!"

What a dickhead.

We like our tarts saucy.

"Dammit Sam! Help me up!"

"The Viagra's working!"

"OK, now it's not working again."

Beer wenches

"You'll have to speak up. I can't hear you over my creaking joints."

Every party has a priest and a pirate.

Hobo clown? Not too far off the mark for J-Rod.

Nothing beats a good severed handjob.

"Wait a second. Wasn't that hand just rubbing your crotch?"