If this doll were anatomically correct, Steve would be the happiest guy alive.

Doing what kayakers do best...stand around and tell false kayaking stories.

The lovely Heather strikes a pose.

Sam realizes he forgot to change his diaper.

Yep, it's downhill from here on in.

Melissa, Rachel and Sol.

Kenny shows off some yoga moves.

Sam realizes that he can't stuff his face full of food if he's holding the plate for everyone.

One of these days, Steve and Ken's tongues will touch and their friendship will never be the same.

Lynn with Boyfriend A and B.

"Damn you all and your fingers!"

Lynn and Sam

Heather and Kenny

Leigh and Lynn

Ken and Julia

Steve subtly shoves his hand down his pants in a vain attempt to show everyone he actually has genitals.

Jerome insists that drinking this way prevents any possible spillage.

The infamous hat has been located!

Tash and Heather

Kenny and Jrrrrrr.

"How many times have the two of you spooned each other?"

Steve doesn't take direction very well, so Kenny tries to take things into his own hands.

Sol and Leigh

Don't interrupt the DJ while he's hard at work.

Seeing the state that Steve is already in, Heather can't waste time smiling for photos.

Sam and Kenny have been on a good run where neither of them show up wearing the same clothes.

Breck, or is it Pert? Anyways, he's named after some brand of shampoo.

Which way is up?

Steve can't decide which beer colour he likes best.

Did you know that Sam's pearly whites are actually false???

Pete shows how the mini-shocker would work if there were more than one recipient.

Moments later, his crumpled, broken body lay at the bottom of the stairs. I helped the best I could and went for another drink.

Steve is grateful after Melissa and Rachel dragged his body up the stairs and administered several cc's of tequila.

Kenny looks on in horror as Sam commits the most heinous of beer crimes.

What the hell is it with fingers in photos???

There they are again! I'm gonna start chopping hands off soon.

Tom shocks everyone by actually having one eye open for a photo.

Leigh really should have that growth on her tongue looked at.

Thankfully, Heather is not angry that Steve and Kenny almost ruined the surprise birthday party by taking a GO bus to drink in Rockwood all day.

"Steve, how many times have you sodomized a gerbil?"

As Steve's attention span shortens, it becomes harder to make him stand still long enough for a decent shot.

Dario has the tough job of making sure his customers are having a good time.

You have to worry when Leigh's hand goes in that direction.

"So, Charles. How has business been lately??"

Cmon Pete. Let's see your face!

OK, maybe not.

Melissa and Heather

Iside's tan puts the rest of us to shame (well, maybe not Sam).

Lovely (and loony) Lynn