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| "We have a great ski resort." (Note: sincere smile) | "How did I get stuck between these clowns?" | Aunt Jemima's replacement. |
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| First night of the ski trip. Little do they know that by trip's end, all will be hungover. | No, Jerry. You drink wine from the other end. |
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| "I like beavers." | "Uhhh, no thanks Jerry. I'll pass on the lime juice." | Porn mag: $9. Toilet paper: $0.50. Passing out drunk with his hands on his crotch and the evidence on his lap: Priceless. |
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| "OK, Ando. Let's get you out of those constricting pants before we get started." | 69'ing gone horribly, horribly wrong. |
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| "Check out my shiny, purple-headed pole." | The Village People: Version 2. |
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| "Frankie, save me from this freaky he-bitch!" | Pop Quiz: what is wrong with this picture? |
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"FIREWORKS!!! THEY'RE SHOOTING OUT OF MY HEAD!!!" |
Ando on the loose. |
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"Naked chick skiing??? Where? WHERE?" |