Introducing Margaret...

 Magy... Alecx...
...and their trusty sidekick, Andrew the Beerboy. WATCH as the lovely ladies strut their way through Guelph's bars. DROOL when they make out with each other (OK, so it only looks like they're making out)

BE AFRAID when Margaret gives "The Look"

GET EXCITED as the girls get huggy.

 COWER IN FEAR as Beerboy gets surly.
Yes, they do make a lovely addition to the crew, don't they? Yep, they pass the Kenny Self-Portrait test.

"Watch what happens when I push this!"

I had to make sure they passed the "Lynn Test"

Beerboy gets his reward for a job well done. "I have THIS many fingers!"

Which one is the real Elvis?