Omfast conjures up the image of a gargantuan
halibut. The public channel fills with gray and ominous haze, it gets cold as
the Leviathan-Halibut overhead overshadows the channel.
Grintok says, "Ahh, that's nice dear."
Omfast raises his hands towards the huge fish and
mumbles an incantation.
Auriak shoots the fish and serves it for dinner in
Isengard
Omfast says, "watches as the fish starts to descend. The
arrow must have hit the halibut because the floor is resonating with subsonic
waves. Actually the big fish falls on Grintok."
Omfast eats his keyboard, too.
Auriak says, "Who said arrow? I was using a gun of
Navarone for that biggie"
Grintok doesn't eat the fish, because he's a
vegetarian... Instead he places the fish back in the pond and screams, "Be free!
Swim! Swim into the horizon!"
Auriak already served it to his clan. ;) :)
Omfast mumbles more incantations. The fish says, "Damn,
he cheated!" Omfast replies, "Time for your super supper powers! Transform him
into a birthday cake!"
Auriak watches his missle turn into a bowl of petunias
and a whale, faling to kill the fish :(
Omfast watches gleefully as the fish in his agony rolls
around and squashes Auriak's too-eager clan members which came running with
knives and forks -- to early!
Auriak bahs and didn't like htem anyway, they weren't
right in the head
Omfast chants, "Come on, halibut, pull yourself together
and work your spell: send the orcs to orcish hell, and feed this poor hobit
here, with a pint o' beer!"
Auriak takes the fishes word that Omfast is indeed insane
Omfast watches quietly as the fish mumbles his
curse-o'-the-halibut. Dark clouds gather around the orc. A big flash! A big
bang! But Auriak is still Auriak, his clan is still his clan, and Isengard is
still there for him. Omfast says, "Thanks, fish, great curse."
Glandrill says, "It's such a relief to know there are so
many others who are mentally warped :)"
Sa'miikh-a'Shin chuckles.
(
geocities.com/kensanata)