QUACKY QUOTES

GUNS

Blaming guns for Columbine [school shooting] is like blaming scones for Rosie O'Donnell being fat.
Said while commenting on Rosie O'Donnell's gun control position.
Source http://www.cbbc.net/RS/ 6 Jan 2002 Session #1

If every teacher in public school was required to be armed, all you’d have to do is run into any classroom. “Hey, teacher, there’s boys out there shooting everybody.” “Okay kids, turn to page 37 and read that. I’ll be right back.” [mimic of gun fire]

Source: http://media.drdino.com/sem/audio/mp3/books2.mp3 @ 30:10 [March 2003]

GUN  CONTROL!  That is what the Branch Davidian compound attack was all about.  David Koresh was a gun collector and a tax evader.  Boy, they didn't like him, and one of the purposes for that raid was to scare the American people into submission.  You better register your firearms.  Make sure they know.  They might come for you as they did for Koresh.
Source: Unmasking the False Religion of Evolution Chapter 4 - a transcript of Kent Hovind's early sermons circa 1996. http://home1.gte.net/dmadh/hovind4.htm [no longer available]

Did you know that in Switzerland every household must have a fully automatic machine gun and 1,000 rounds of ammunition? [.....]  Have you noticed that Switzerland has never been invaded?  Would you invade a country like that?  Gun control is stupid!
Hovind seems unaware that Switzerland is politically neutral - yikes!  The Swiss have a civialian guard instead of a formal army. Source: Unmasking the False Religion of Evolution Chapter 4 - a transcript of Kent Hovind's early sermons circa 1996. http://home1.gte.net/dmadh/hovind4.htm [no longer available]

We [the USA] are bankrupt, but they cannot really cash in and foreclose on the mortgage because too many people still have guns.
Source: Unmasking the False Religion of Evolution Chapter 4 - a transcript of Kent Hovind's early sermons circa 1996. http://home1.gte.net/dmadh/hovind4.htm [no longer available]