First day back at school. I'm blind by just reading those damn syllabuseseseses....
---Julie
"helluva" and "damn"
wow, such a salty tongue on karen this week on her site. she be angry... time to
take a time out, missy... :-)
---Alex/KiN about Karen, hehe
Oh, I know... but, I like sleep. It's that time when no one else wants me, and
I'm all warm and cozy, and curled up with my duvet... and the world is at war...
it's so perfect....
And don't quote me.
---Anya ... *smirk*
LOL it'll never happen, but it's always nice to talk about *grins*
---Julie about finding a job - she sounds like me, hehe ;)
I have decided that... all of you suck. Geez, what does a person have to
do to get entertained???
---Karen
Oh my god ... Moulin Rouge is an epileptic's worst nightmare! Kurt Cobain must
have rolled over in his grave when his Nirvana song "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
appeared in this movie! I could not, for the life of me, SIT though this
disaster!
---Julie
I'm so primped and pampered I could just die in contentment. Only, I won't.
Because too many people would breathe a sigh of relief if I did... die, that is.
And 'side, then Dad would get $30,000 flat out, and that's just WRONG.
---Anya on being spa’ad
*ahem* I'll pass on the comment that just came into my head. Appreciate my
restraint while I'll lecture my brain into what is acceptable to think about and
what should never be brought to my frontal lobe again.
---Julie
When I saw you'd put up pics. of you and your "kids," I thought you meant your
breasts. Man, what a letdown.
---W i l l to me
Whatcha doing changing the name of the board? You can't DO that... I have needs!
Demands! Wants!
(Some of them don't involve millionaires)
---Anya about Queenie's MB
i dunno sometimes,
when i come here, i like to blast "A thousand Miles" by Vanessa Carlton. heat up
a pot of cocoa. put my hair in rollers, wear my aloe facial mask and get ready
to gab with my girlfriends...
uh huh honey.
---Alex/KiN
Good god :-) You have busy hands tonight!
---Julie ... [LOL, blame my dirty mind for making that sound bad :-p]
Keri: I'm disturbed. :-p
Anya: In the head, I'm aware of that. It's what makes you an excellent RT. Truly.
---Anya and I in an AIM convo
It was all so horrible. I need to repress!
---Julie about watching the WB Friday night lineup
Karen! Dammit! AAARGH.
---Anya after Karen’s new quote update, hehehe ;)
Ever notice that once you finally clear out all the emails, everyone decides to
write to you? It's like a curse... the curse of the full Inbox... the Inbox
destined to never be empty. :)
---Queenie
LOL Now see ...I'd freak at carolers ..I'd be like ..WHO SENT YOU!? What the....
go away! You're scaring me! Who do you think you are just showing up like that.
Damn!
---Julie about the idea of carolers being a Christmas present, LOL
Karen is a problem in a class all of her own. That woman has paid far too much
attention to my lessons on 'how to be evil'.
Even more fearsome... she's naturally inclined.
---Anya
And speaking of letdowns, on that survey you said I wasn't the smartest, the
funniest, or any of the other -iest's. And yet I WAS most popular? Wha the...?
---W i l l
You're all so...
Easily entertained and amused. Heh.
---Anya about our responses to her new post of "Naked Quiddtich Match"
I'M THE BIRTHDAY GIRL TODAY! THANKS I WUV YOU ALL.
---Alex/KiN
LOL Keri you're being obsessive. You're never going to guess.
---Julie about me trying to guess what Sara's Christmas gift was, lol
(Do you like to play with your hair?) all the time. i love to put it in
different ways, i'm such a little bitch that way.
---Alex/KiN
I am sorry to say that Kristen has entered the after life due to a traumatic
ending that involved her head and a falling anvil. God bless her soul.
---Kristen’s AIM away message
(Do you have a boyfriend?) I don't just have one! I have many. I was born to
have a champagne flute in my hand and men at my feet.
---Julie
Keri: *has to laugh* Oh I can just hear your heart breaking all the way over here in California.
Anya: Truly. Fortunately, I don't need it.
Keri: Ooh, but you might indeed need that heart when the little babies come out. ;)
Anya: For MY children?
Anya: Keri... be serious.
Anya: This would be my evil spawn, my heartless little beasts that I inflict on the world... my mini-me's!
---Anya and I in an AIM convo about her “children”
Keri: We once again have livened up the place, m'dear ;)
Julie: *laughs* Yeah! This time instead of doing individual sex a holic posts ...we're dragging everyone into it! ;-)
---Julie and I after posting our first installment of “The Real World: Triple X” on the MB
oh... my... gawd...
this is exactly what we need to get this place poppin'
(fixated to screen...)
---KiN/Alex about “RW: Triple X”
Somebody stop the Planet. I want off. Now. *snicker*
---Anya
Oh goodness...
---Allie about “RW: Triple X”
Well thanks to you, I'm probably going to have smut filled dreams. No really
..thank you! ;-)
---Julie
I'd be afraid, but I have faith in my skills at utter revenge. Carry on, you at
least have KiN's full and undivided lavascious attention.
---Anya about our story
now that i think of it i'm kind of actually frightened... lol...
---Alex/KiN about “RW: Triple X"
Come now. Do you really think that the girl's will allow that statement? That
will just banter them higher. Silly boy. There is no safe place, now.
I wonder if I have sedatives around here. I think I'm going to need them.
---Anya to Chris
Julie: Oh look ..it's a berry shaped Keri Bearie ;-)
Keri: But no tasting this berry shaped person. :-p lol, I'm kidding
Julie: LOL gee, where's your mind?! ;-)
Keri: LOL ummm...nowhere, really, it got left behind with the last train
Julie: *giggles* I can just picture a little strawberry shaped like you :-) How cute!
Julie: And then you're like hitting people with twigs going "You can't taste me! Nooo!"
Julie: And like bopping all around ... :-) I have a great imagination!
---Julie and I in an AIM convo
Ladies, get on with it. Quit with the advertising and get on with the show. Come
on. We want to see 'dem balls.
---Anya to Julie and I
(Chocolate, poems, or flowers?:) flowers i guess. though it's quite fruity for
me to get one, although i will put it in my hair mrooow...!
---Alex/KiN
We so need to style you up! I mean damn!
---Julie after discovering my complete uncoolness with...um...everything?
I did notice a while back that your quotes went from being "mushy" to "dirty"...
hehe... you have been so totally corrupted by us on the MB. It's refreshing to
know there's still corrupt-able people in the world. :)
---Queenie to me
(69. Does this number make you giggle?) No. But I'm wondering about you.
(96. Did you know this number is "69" upside-down?) You're 13, aren't you?
---Julie
(I'm a Goddess, dammit. What's the worst they can do? Oh... wait... I know.
Yikes.)
---Anya
I warm the heart and am dead sexy. Who doesn't love me?
---Julie ... *grins* I love taking things outta context. ;)
Man, I hope you realize just how severely you just screwed yourself. Julie and
Keri are gonna take that last post and go hog-wild on it. It's your funeral.
But, hey, if you *want* them to cast you a closet-hiding transvestite....
---Anya to Alex/KiN
I hope that the luff expressed by Jules will save my poor namesake of her and
Keri's soap-opera from suffering overly much...
---Anya
LOL Keri's being cool!? Who would have thunk!? And of course ..declaring
yourself cool just makes you cooler ;-)
---Julie
Noooo... you two... both of you... either you BOTH get offline, or one of you
just HAS to go.
The pair of you online at the same time is just... BAD. As in, wronger than
wrong, eviller than evil, and as a leading authority ON evil, I say NO!
---Anya when she saw both Julie and I online at the same time, fearing we would be writing "RW"
Keri to KiN: Very cool picture, I especially liked the 2nd one bestest...LOL, although I HAVE to say...why am I not surprised to see that Melandra has big boobies? I think Jules and I nailed you right to a T with the boobie thing in Real World. ;)
Anya: Oh, you think THOSE are big boobies? Puhleeze. B-cup at best. Maybe a very weak C-cup. Gravity ain't got much to pull down there, because it's clear she's using a liquid-bra with the "pump up the cleavage" kind of structure. *sniff*
Alex/KiN: i really think her brests were too large.. lol
kinda made her a healthy, drinks-her-milk-type lass. i could possibly go on a
huge post about this.. but i digress, don't think it would intrest any but a
mere few.
---Anya, Alex and I about Alex/KiN’s drawing of Melanda from UFAT
Damn at this rate, I'm going to have to post an entire gallery dedicated to
UFAT.
---Karen about KiN’s drawings of UFAT
Keri: *has to laugh* I'm devastated thank you. I'm looking forward to exaggerating everybody's characters.
Anya: Oh dear.
Keri: Yes, be worried.
Anya: Oh, worried is a gross understatement. I'm thanking Jules profoundly for being unavailable right now.
Keri: Ah yes, but I'm beginning to think doing this story over emails would be a good idea. ;)
Anya: No. Bad idea. Bad, bad very bad. Wrong even. Could be immoral.
Keri: *raises an eyebrow and grins* And who say immoral is all that bad? ;)
Anya: Well. If it's ME being immoral, it's great. But YOU? No. It's not healthy. Trust me.
---Anya and I about “Real World: Triple X”
I've been obsessed with POP for the past few days ;-) The guy next door to me
wants to die :-P He plays rap all the time
---Julie about her obsession with ‘N SYNC’s “Pop”
It's not good for you to be immoral. Stop it.
---Anya to me
Keri's been bad! Someone needs a birthday spanking :) Or just a spanking ;)
---Julie after I put up a new quote update
spending time alone with someone not leaving the house is a very goodnight, not
just in some perverted sense (uh.. hmmm) but you know the confines of comfort
and being able to have a deep conversation for those hours where the world is
just left behind... :-)
---Alex/KiN
I see that we are all dead.
Again. As usual, nothing to keep us amused, entertained or going "Wha?"
---Karen about a dead MB
lol so you're easy to get drunk (just take some Nyquil!) and easy to put to
sleep (just add lavendar!) :-)
---Julie to me when I was having trouble going to sleep
Probably not. Stalling is one of the more Divine aspects in personality.
---Anya about if she would finally put up the new part to "Buff1f: Warrior Princess" that she's been hiding for a year
I freaking hate long-distance relationships. They are the devil!
---Julie
I just found a techno remix of the Rainbow Brite theme song online. I'm dancing
like a crazy toddler.
---Allie
Julie: Hehe Depressive shopping takes another victim :-)
Keri: *laughs* Well? I needed a pick-me-up dangitall :-p
Julie: LOL First step, CDs ..next step, sexy lingerie ;-)
---Julie and I in an AIM convo about my CD spree
If the quoting doesn't scare you, I'm going to pull out your high school picture
and post it here.
---Karen threatening Anya to make her put up the new “B:WP” part
And this has been a lesson in ghettonomics.
---Alex/KiN
I so need to find a batcave to hide in.
---Julie
LOL I should have checked the damn board ...here I thought you came up with an
original thing cause I checked my email first but now they're all over the damn
place! I'm truly in hell!
---Julie about the "FriendTest"
Bloody hell! Bollocks! And a bunch of other saucy British-y words! 74?! That
quiz was complete bull@#$%!
---W i l l on my “Friend Test” which, lol prolly was what he said it was ;)
Ah, I see y'all have moved on from taking personality quizzes to making your
own.
---Queenie
Keri: Hehe, Beeeeeeenny's siiiiiilky. ;)
Benny: hehe yes i am!
Benny: and i'm sure you are too, if you just pet yourself long enough!
Keri: *has to laugh* For some reason, the idea of me petting myself is a
disturbing one.
Benny: hehe yeah, well, hearing you say it makes it sound disturbing...didn't
seem so bad when i just thought it
---Benny and I in an AIM convo where I was messin’ with her head ;)
Good god ..am I the only one melting in 85 degree weather?!
---Julie as everyone’s talking about their rainy weather
Geez, you know you're totally out of the Buffyverse when you actually have to
look up which title goes with what episode.
---Karen
Kristen: GYYYAAAAHHH!!!
Keri: Let's see...that could either mean you're sick of homework... or Joss
upset you in some way...or let's see... you felt like attacking me? ;)
Kristen: First guess: always true. Second guess: Never could be upset at
Joss. Third guess: Nah, not today. ;)
---Kristen and I in an AIM convo
we all haven't been "talking" (flirting) as much ...lol look at the history of
quotes ...there are more quotes when you and i flirt and flirt with everyone
else :-)
---Julie about the lack of quotable goods lately
Man, this blows dry goats.
---W i l l
So, maybe I am creative, on an subconscious level. Or I have Tweety-Bird issues.
---Anya about her Naked Quidditch Match parts
Julie: LOL well then ..just face the facts honey ..we're both perverted! I
blame Will! ;-)
Keri: LOL we ARE both perverted... lol, now you sound like me! Putting the
blame anywhere else but on ourselves. ;)
Julie: LOL What do you get when you blend Keri and Julie together?
Julie: Will! ...with breasts!
---Julie and I in an AIM convo
We are ALL procrastinators. That's not an observation. It's fact. Hehe
---Karen
Yes, this is how the adult world is. One big royal pain-in-the-ass
---Queenie to me
Julie: LOL! You've gone above and beyond my teachings! ;-)
Keri: *laughs* I have not!!
Julie: *bursts out laughing* Keri you now say things that I never would say :-)
Not that I'm complaining ..but you've gone beyond me ;-) Now I just get to sit
back and enjoy :-P
---Julie and I in an AIM convo
There are just some things that Will in particular has said that will just
forever be etched in my head. It's never gonna go away. And now, everytime I see
a melon in the store, I think of Will. LOL
---Me
Dammit, I thought I told you kids to stay out of the Lik-M-Aid!
---Will after reading Julie and my crazy emails to him all night
Procrastination is fun. Have I ever mentioned that?
---Queenie
I hate trying to figure men out. I hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it. It's
enough to make me wish I was gay. Or Bi. Actually, Bi rather than gay. More
options that way. But, dammit, I'm NOT. And I don't think there's a 3-step
program to bisexuality.
---Anya (borrowed from Claris’ quote site ‘cause it was just too good! BTW, HI CLARIS! Welcome to the Anya Quote Club!!) ;)
Feel free to continue to lurk, since ALL of you do it.
---Karen to the MB, hehe
lol hey now :-) I'll have you know I can be very angelic ..just no one likes
that side dammit ;-)
---Julie
lol I have a halo and a devil's tail ;-)
---Julie
Ah, adventures in the real world. But, despite chaos, confusion and the madness
of the adult world, you're gonna be going to Texas with your honeydoodle. Life
is good.
---Anya to me
Keri you have a fear of constipation? GIRL GET HELP NOW!!!!!!!!!
---Julie on my phobias
I don't even want to know what kind of phobias I have.
---Karen
Ooh.. wait 'til you have to figure out how to balance your checkbook.
---Queenie mocking Adult Keri, LOL ;)
Karen: Anya says it's all my fault
Keri: *laughs* Technically, it is m'dear.
Karen: but she was the one who actually came up with "The Eminently Quotable
Anya."
Keri: Really? Hmmm...but still there were QUOTES in the first place for such a
title to even come up m'dear. ;)
Karen: true... but I never gave Claris my website address.
Karen: I believe she has your site's address too.
Keri: ahhh I see...so Anya did hm?
Keri: That's what it sounded like, which is just dandy with me, share the fun!
Karen: LOL!!! And Claris "stumbled" across the book when she was house-sitting
for Anya
Keri: LOL, see this says it all...Anya is secretly proud of her quotations. ;)
Karen: you think so? :)
Keri: I do think so. Anya is proud. She can't hide it anymore. :-D
---Karen and I in an AIM convo about Claris' quote site
I don't need one of those critically acclaimed movies to make me happy :) Just show me sweaty, half naked guys and cool stunts and I'll be all set ;)
---Julie
I asked Anya if she gave Claris your site addy, and she goes: Oh, hell NO!
---Karen to me
Historical Moment Occurring...
Karen: Quote Me.
---Anya
It's a sad day when you and Karen have to borrow me-quotes from someone else.
Please note, of late, how cautious I've been, how reserved and hesitant.
Unquotable.
---Anya
The world is full of idiots. We need to find a better world.
---Karen
(Dedication, that's SO my middle name.)
---Anya
I aim to please. Anya wasn't happy 'bout it though. The first and only word out
of her mouth was "GODAMNIT!"
---Karen about giving me the new Claris quote update (with lotsa Anya quoties, hehehe)
I haven't seen W i l l lately and I don't think anyone else has either. He
updates his webpage though ...maybe there's a Phantom Will out there updating
his page while the real slim shady Will is like ..bound and gagged on the
floor suffering the evil torment of ..ants. (Oh leave me alone ..I've had no
sleep)
---Julie
Anya: < RANT >
Some people are just too stupid to live.
< /RANT >
Keri: You know what I love about Anya?
Her ability to rant in just one sentence.
Anya: It's a gift.
Karen: How come I don't get a gift? *sniff*
---Anya, Karen, and I on the MB
then, a female friend of mind inquired on how many partners i've had. and of
course this led going onto an extremely long (yet quite awesome in my
testosterone fueld brain) conversation about sexual instances in public, and i
realized what a freak she was... so now i will hang out with her more.. *cough*
---Alex
Not having an internet connection is evil.
---Karen (amen Sister Karen, amen ;))
Without overly challenging my brain, I had to ponder who would have posted with the ignominous (and pondersome) subject of "Kin"
At a quick glance at the IP, the field is narrowed down to just two of our absent group. Either Kin himself, or W i l l.
Now, since the elipse isn't spaced . . . I believe the post not to be of W i l l ' s doing, so it must be a Kin-Post.
And since there was simply an elipse, he is either, bored, has nothing of substance to say, or is absolutely out of his mind.
(Or all three).
And that concludes all the mental thought I intend to give to the world on this cheery Monday morning.
---Anya on a post of Kin's where all he put was "..."
As I've said often enough when I was an English major, English is evil! I want
to be Italian dammit!
---Julie
Has it now become the "one-word post" now instead of the "one page theory"? :-)
---Karen to Alex/KiN
...it's a "chick flick." But what you guys gotta remember is: Chick flicks have got a lot of...chicks!
---W i l l on going to see the “Ya Ya Sisterhood" movie
You New York people scare me by not having cars. Be normal!
---Julie to Karen and Queenie
Despite his youth, his persistance and his general agravation, he did engage his
brain.
---Anya
Queenie: If I were packing for a weekend, my goal would be to have everything
fit in a messenger bag, plus maybe a smaller bag for "entertainment."
Alex: maybe a smaller bag for "entertainment"
...interesting
---Queenie and Alex on the MB
Anya: Bloody Hell. What? You all dead or something? At least Keri's got a good
excuse!
Post dammit!
And Post LONG!
-Anya
Hyper Psycho Demanding Bitch from Hell
Alex: i was waiting for q to cuss me out for saying such a smartass remark.
Karen: And which smartass response was that?
---Anya wanting posties, Alex (about his “entertainment” comment), and Karen
I bite.
---Julie, heh heh heh, I’m evil ;)
I swear, at this rate, I should start a fic graveyard for everything that will
never be done.
---Karen about all our unfinished Round Robin fics
When the site was down...
It was quite clear to me, at around 7:30am in the morning of Thursday June6,
2002, that at some point in the night, (wherein the point being a moment that
was quite uncertain about itself in that whosoever had the schedule for events
such as that which clearly took place last night had chosen not to share this
scheduled event with all and sundry, including the 'moment') I had slipped out
of the known universe and ended up in a bizarro-land.
Much like Alice facing the Mad Hatter at the Un-birthday party, I found this
very disconcerting. The normal universe has quite a few... quibbles to it
without any assistance, such as my gravitational pull that draws people who
fancy themselves web-designers to me, but this new universe? Everything was a
quibble. Or quibblier, if you can accept the existence of such a concept. Now,
in this alterate bizarro-land reality there were entire legions of incompetents
gravitating towards me like I was the pentultimate black hole.
It is all quite howling mad. The first clue I had that my world had gone
topsy-turvy without the sea-sickness included was that I wrote a very
quote-heavy post and the server refused to take it. Surely I would get down on
my knees and praise the P.T.B. that such benevolence could happen, but, and
there's the rub, the P.T.B. have NEVER looked kindly upon me, so to do so now
for this one small thing meant things were beyond very bad and were indeed quite
horrid.
I would like to, at this point (8:18pm) reaffirm that this universe that I'm
currently bodysliding around is quite disturbing. I've not the tolerance for
gross stupidity, but apparently gross stupidity adores me. Somebody stop the
solar-system. I want off this ride.
---Anya ... [LOL, what? I had to. The whole post just could NOT be separated up into separate quotes, it was too good. ;)]
Karen: It's not like I'm printing another volume.
Keri: Although she enjoyed that, so she can't say anything about that.
Karen: Very true. It was the gift that kept on giving. Hehe.
---Karen and I in an AIM convo about the infamous Anya quote book
It's nice to see students have time on their hands to investigate the important
things in life. Fraud, Hacking, etc. The little things that make the world more
enjoyable for the poor folks in it. Like, oh, me.
---Anya
Aww ....that is cute :-) Geez now you're making me make cute awwing noises over
how cute the two of you are together! Blast!
---Julie to me about Sara and I
*beeeeeep* You have reached Queenie's board-mail. I am not available to amuse
you right now, as I am suffering in Dante's 10th level of Hell -- The Working
World. Please leave a message at the sound of the ear-splitting scream of agony,
and I'll get back to you whenever I am released from this prison.
---Queenie
Do tell me you're gonna quote Queenie's little smart-ass reply? Puhleeze...
because, if you quote anything of ME over that, then... you're really missing
out on EXCELLENT material!
---Anya to Karen about Q’s “board-mail” post