Foxbay's Quotable Quotes

Even amongst all of the chaos of the World Divided, Foxbay remains a philosopher at heart. He collects quotes from various sources, as well as his original insights, in order to try and bring calm to the frightened creatures that dwell in his den.

Gaze now, if you will, into Foxbay's archives... seek out his words of wisdom, served as always in convenient 12-ounce cans.

• Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes.
• Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
• Once, I thought that the entire world was laughing at me. God, I hate being right.
• If life hands you lemons, stick them in your bra. Can't hurt, might help.
• If you've ever stopped and wondered if your life was on the right track, it probably wasn't.
• A bird in the hand will poop in your palm.
• The best was to get through life is to always laugh at danger... and then run and hide until it goes away.
• Two roads diverged in a snowy wood. I took the one more traveled, and it soon became an 8-lane interstate straight into the heart of Chicago. And that has made all the difference.
• When grape juice goes bad, it becomes wine. When wine goes bad, it becomes vinegar. When vinegar goes bad, it becomes water. The water can then be absorbed be grapes, to make more grape juice. It's kinda' like one of those circle of life things, you know?
• We fear that which we do not understand; we destroy that which we fear. How, then, will we ever come to understand the world around us?
• Last night as I lay in bed looking up at the stars, I wondered, "Where in the Hell's my ceiling?"
• It's good to be the king... unless the peasants revolt.
• I can quit anytime I want. As a matter of fact, I quit three times last week.
• Do you ever wake up in the middle of the night wondering if the kumquats are staring at you?
• Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Give a man a religion, and he'll starve to death praying for a fish.
• A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
• It's okay to trust the wee faeries who come in the midst of the night, just don't get drunk around them. They'll steal your underwear and take pictures of you with a fish on your nose.
• Men aren't always thinking about sex... sometimes they're asleep. Then they dream about it.
• There's only one thing worse than waking up with a hangover next to someone you've never seen before... waking up sober next to someone you've never seen before.
• Trust not the optimists... anyone that happy has to have someone up their sleeves.
• If you're going to do something right, be proud of it; if you're going to do something wrong, enjoy it.