Kindred Hearts - Buffy and Angel The show

The longest Obsessed symptoms list Ever~!

  • You hold a "Buffy Marathon" for yourself every week.
  • Nobody dares to call you during Buffy hour even during reruns
  • You watch "Married...With Children" every day, hoping to find the ep. when David guest-stars.
  • You kick open doors
  • You decide to be a character from Buffy for Halloween and your friends
  • don't notice a change
  • You quote Buffyisms in every sentence and are appaled when your friends don't know what your talking about

  • You tape every single episode, and if your tape runs out half way through a episode you freak!
  • You beg your parents for you to change your name to one of the tha BTVS character names
  • If somebody calls during Buffy hour you won't speak to them for a week, even if its your best friend
  • You carry a stake with you, where ever you go
  • You believe as soon as Buffy dies your school librarian will become your watcher and your best friend will become a witch
  • You wallpaper your room with pictures or Buffy and the other BTVS characters
  • You spend all your spare time whittling stakes
  • You yell at the tv screen telling Buffy not to turn the corner 'cause someone is waiting to kill her You were watching the SNL season finale and you asked "Sarah Michelle who? That's Buffy!"
  • You're still seeing a councelor about the time your friend Buffy died.
  • Your favorite thing to say when clueless is "Okay, Could you vague that up for me?"
  • You always were a large silver cross necklace, you claim your vampire boyfriend gave to you
  • You cancel plans that interfere with Buffy hour
  • Your friends know what the story line of Buffy is even though they don't watch the show
  • You watch at least one episode per day
  • You know more about the show and the characters then you do about your very best friends
  • You take a plane to California and when you ask for directions to Sunnydale you say WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERES NO PLACE CALLED SUNNYDALE!?
  • You burn down your school gym insisting it was filled with vampires
  • You stay up all night making a You Know Your Obsessed with BTVS when... list
  • You name your pets and stuffed animals after the BTVS characters
  • You have dreams about the show
  • You unpulg your phone line durning Buffy hour
  • Before you let someone in the house at night you give them, "The Test", where you throw Holy Water on them and hold a cross to their head.
  • If anyone says bad things about Buffy infront of you they become your No.1 enemy even if it's your Mum or best friend.
  • You buy two sets of the Buffy action figures, one to play with and one for locking up in a glass case and looking at.
  • You have read all of the Buffy novels and wrote down lists of the mistakes and character flaws in them and mail the lists to the author demanding that they leave writing Buffy up to the proffesionals.
  • Have every single episode on tape and keep them in neatly labled fire-proof, water-proof, lava-proof and dog-proof boxes.
  • Spend your free time sharpening stakes, orginazing your holy water collection and buying garlic from the supermarket.
  • People say that you are starting to act like Buffy/Angel/Xander/Willow/Dawn
  • You always say "I stand by my phrase" as a rebuttal when arguing.
  • When your teacher asks why your homeowork isn't completed you reply, "How am I supposed to do homework when there's a world to save!".
  • You own a Buffy web site and write "Obsessed with Buffy" lists like this one.
  • Your favorite insult is "Vapid whore!"
  • You wear nothing unless it is "something Buffy would wear"
  • It is against all you principles to write "Have a nice summer" in anyones yearbook. In fact, if anyone else has, you forge a more indepth message as a precaution
  • When you eat animal crackers you must recite the "Monkey Pants speech."
  • You go to a fast food restuarant (prefferably a Doublemeat Palace type place), get a job there and then run around to all the tables knocking stuff off and yelling, "Don't eat it! It's people! It's people!!!".
  • Re-decorating your room to look exactly like someones room from the show.
  • You cry when ever your favourite character cries.
  • You used to hate the original Buffy movie but after you got hooked on the show it has become your favourite movie of all time.
  • You don't like to be surprised
  • You avoide frat partys
  • You never go out with your b/f on the nights of full moons
  • When asked what your hobbies are you say "Slay... Slay.. Slave to the Television."
  • You can't remember what you did with your life before Buffy.


  • Your screen name is related to Buffy.
  • You felt like your life was over when BTVS ended.
  • You've converted your friends to Buffyism.
  • you take the time to find out what those Latin words in Giles' musty old books mean.
  • You kiss all your Angel pictures 10 times before you go to bed
  • You get a pet rat and name it Amy.
  • You go over to a friends house just to watch "A Charlie Brown Christmas"