Welcome to Montreal... yeah FUCK you. That's what I thought it was called now, 'Montreal FUCK you'! There should be a big sign on the highway saying, 'Welcome to Montreal. FUCK you!'
You think your life is tough? Try being a parent!
Never run in the rain with your socks on.
The beauty of the punk thing is, everyone has their own interpretation--like the bible!
I'm not gonna say anything insperational; I'm just gonna fucking swear a lot!
Punk Rock's dead, and I fucking killed it!
There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends how good you are at it.
A lot of people, when they talk to me, I can't wait for them to shut up. Like shut up. You're a moron. I have nothing to say, you know?
I want to go home and just go for a long walk. And where I want to go, I have no idea.
I never thought being obnoxious would get me where I am now.
I sound like an Englishman impersonating an American impersonating an Englishman.
Mistakes a big part of our sound.
I'm a fucking idiot!
Apathy rules, fuck everyone!
Aw shit! It's Ka-Ka! Poo-Poo! Shit! It's shit! It's shit! Shit... I hate god! Shit!!
Practice makes perfect but nobodys perfect so why practice?
This song's off our album. It's called Kerplunk. It's kind of in line with the shit thing, ya know, it's like ya take a Dookie and it Kerplunks in the toilet.
This song's dedicated to everyone in 69 - this song's called Burnout.
What? You can heckle me if you want, it's okay I won't understand it.
This song is about forgetting what you're gonna say 'coz of heavy drug abuse.
Aw shit! God damn! Aw shit! Ah fuck! Ah fucking shit fuck shit fuck! Stick that up your ass FCC!
I'm an asshole, I'm a jerk, I'm a twerp, I'm a flea bit butt!
Yeah fuck me! I wish all of you could fuck me!
That's a big guy... much bigger than me... but I'm working on it.
We're just a silly band called Green Day, and we're from no place special, just like no one else on this fucking planet!