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| Hampsterdance: The True Story |
| And then the unthinkable happened. Hampton's face blew up. "We were just singing," claimed Hado, "and then I heard this big explosion. I looked behind me and saw that Hampton's face exploded." With everybody having their own troubles and addictions, the band broke up and each of the Jojo kids went off on their own.. |
| Hampton |
| the hamster spent a full year in the hospital recovering from his face exploding. |
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| He had to be put in a full body cast and he had to eat food through a tube. Although, in that picture to the left he kinda looks happy. Nah, I'm just kidding. He'd probably bite his way out of that cast if he had any teeth left. |
| Well, Hampton did make a full recovery. Except for the fact that his face is horribly deformed. |
| Hado |
| the hamster lost all of her remaining money and soon started a life on the streets. She |
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| mugged, tripped, and beat people for their money. She soon started her own gang, The Furry Wuzzies. It became the most feared gang in the city until the police caught them. |
| As you can see in the picture, Hado got some attitude while being on the streets. She carrying a knife and she needs to shave. That is one tough hamster. |
| Fuzzy |
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| the hamster spent all of his money on drugs. Lots of drugs. Infact, he had so many |
| drugs he started his own business selling them. He soon became known around town as ''Big Hamster D.' He was making thousands a week selling drugs, but then it happened. Fuzzy got beat up by a group of gangsters called the Furry Wuzzies. He got put in the hospital, and then the police made him go to a rehab center. |
| There's Fuzzy smoking some pot. And his surfboard is covered with cocaine. Man, he must be rich selling all those drugs. |
| Dixie |
| the hamster got a job at the local Dairy Queen. She got an award for being the best |
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| Blizzard maker in the universe. Yeah, she seemed happy working there, but she really wasn't. She soon went on a murderous rampage. It took a full week for the cops to catch her. She went to jail for four long years. |
| Look at that picture. She looks angry. Very angry. And hot. Very hot. Really, really hot. Man, if she existed in real life I would do...eh, this is getting a little gross. Lets proceed, shall we? |