Hampsterdance: The True Story

It all started back in the 70s when afros and disco balls were cool.  Everybody was doing drugs, and everybody was a  vegetarian.  Over to the right is one particular hippie hamster named Runty Dancey.  As you can see, she's busy getting high.  That lucky rodent.

But not everyone was on drugs and into disco balls.  Along with the hippies, there were important lawyers and CEOs.  To the right is a CEO named Hampton Jojo. He has a high paying job, gets all the food he wants, and has a really nice pair of Pacsun sunglasses.  That lucky devil.

You're probably wondering where all this is going. Well, you see, one day when Hampton was going to work, there was a group of mad hippies outside his office building. The hippies said that his office building wasn't good for the environment, and they claimed that it had already wiped out the unicorns.  Those high idiots. Well, Hampton made his way through the crowd to his office building when he tripped over his shoelace and landed on top of a hippie. A female hippie. A hippie named Runty Dancey.  The fell in love instantly, and started to do it right there on the sidewalk.  For hours!

As it turns out, they had six beutiful hamster kids. well, acutally, more like four. Two of them died in a horible freak gasoline fight.

The legendary Hampsterdance Hamsters had been born!

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