(To the tune of The Star-Spangled
Banner)
By James T.
Kirk
Uh oh, we can't see
Who the hell is out there
But it's safe to assume
That it's someone unfriendly -
Cos we're drawing some fire
Cos we've raised someone's ire
Cos it seems that someone's
Got a small grudge agan me.
Could it be my pal Chang
Who would see my ass hang?
And is that because
I won't throw him a bang?
Oh boy, I'll be glad when this
Silly disagreement's passed -
When the sky is once more calm,
Chang can then KISS MY ASS!
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(You didn't really think I'd give him any, did you?)
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