DJ: Um, we have in the studio with us right now, GG Allin. And I guess GG Allin is
playing tonight.
GG: Tonight.
DJ #1: And no one knows this. I take it there was a screw up somewhere. So, um, that's
tonight at Cattle Hoyack. And I guess we'll just let him say a few words about what's
going on tonight and anything else. Go ahead.
GG: Yea, this is GG and my band and we'll be at the club tonight. 'Cause, uh, the club
fucked up and they said... what were we supposed to play?
Merle: We were supposed to be at, yea, they thought we were supposed to play...
GG: They thought we were supposed to play Tuesday, and, and we thought we were
supposed to play tonight. So we came to town tonight, and we're playing play tonight. Me
and my band The Murder Junkies and show up, or, or just show up. Is there anything else
anybody wants to say? Merle?
Merle: No, not really, uh.
(laughing)
DJ #2: What time are you guys playing?
Merle: Ah, we're playing around midnight. Um, and there's a band called Worthless, which
I'm sure they are.
(laughing)
Merle: No, um, show up and it'll be a great show. It'll be the best show you've ever
fucking seen.
DJ #1: OK, well, that was GG Allin and...
Merle: Merle.
DJ #1: Merle.
I'll tell you a story that happened a long time ago
Girls are, they are
And it won't happen any more, more, more, more, more, more
You tell that girl everything that you want
GG: My name is Evan, I'm a homosexual. This fucking tour really sucks. And, uh, I really
took it up the ass from Bill last night. Uh, Merle, I sucked his dick. And, uh, I'm really
having a good time being a butt-boy for The Murder Junkies. Uh, I really like sucking all
their dicks, you know. And that's what they brought me on the road for, so, uh, I'm good
at it. He doesn't like girls, does he?
Chick: No, he doesn't.
GG: No, Evan's complete homosexual.
Chick: We tried to fuck him and he wouldn’t fuck us. He just wanted it up the ass, he just
wanted to fuck Bill.
GG: Yea, so there we have it, that's the rest of the story. So now you know that Evan's a
complete homosexual.
Oh my god, my aching soul in Hell. We got no equipment, we got no audience, and we're
having a hell of a fun tour. George, wish you were here, motherfucker! You fucking
destroyed television, you cocksucking, moron motherfucker. It's all your fault. Tell all
those fuckers in New York we don't miss 'em.
Started the show out in Denver, Colorado
Yea, I brought it on myself and I guess I shouldn't complain
WOO! I remembered that one!
I made the first one, but I did not make the second show
'Cause I met a girl there who brought along quite a big change
But I OD'd in Denver and I just don't remember her name
Doc said "Son, you'll never do no more of that cocaine"
She made me higher than all of those expensive things
But I OD'd in Denver and I just don't remember her name
GG: Gee, it's terror in America. We're in Seattle. Are you gonna be there? Under The Rail,
tonight at midnight. GG Allin & The Murder Junkies, the most notorious rock 'n' roll band
in the world. And we're not just promoting the band, this band has actually been arrested
over 52 times. They've been on Geraldo, Jerry Springer. They've been in court for, you
know, different appearances over obscenity to defecating and raping and beating up
audience members. Um, I don't know, we're just, um, calling people up to see if they
would like to come down and witness it. And if not, um, that's fine. But we're just, we're
touring the country right now and it's very chaotic. So, I mean, we don't know what's
gonna happen tonight, but if it does happen, you might want to be there. It's probably
around midnight.
Merle: I'm the manager of the band, we're just hanging out here now. Uh, I'm Merle. The
name of the band is GG Allin & The... You may have saw him on Jerry Springer last week.
It's uh, quite a spectacle in itself.
GG: Um, very legenament band. They, you know, fight for first amendment rights for
obscenity and... It's the first show in Seattle. The band's been together for 15 years, and
have 10 CDs out. So we are trying to get some people down here to check this thing out.
And find out who's interested. You can reach me at Nendles Inn at 206-441-8833, room
210. And there are gonna be, I think there's alot of collage radio stations doing some live
broadcasts with the band today and whatnot. But, uh, there's two other bands opening, I
think they're local Seattle bands. So, the band probably won't be going on 'till around 11 or
12. But, um, it's called Under The Rail is the name of the club. And, uh, it's guaranteed to
be a spectacle. So, it's up to you. I mean, I'm just giving you the scoop. I'm calling a
couple other newspapers too, and who'll show up, we don't know. I mean, maybe you'll
wanna be there, maybe not. But, I, I would think you would. This band has been on USA
Today, CNN, and, so it's not just a promotional thing. We're just, if something goes down,
you know, we don't know if the police will be there or not. They may and they may not. It
depends. So... Well, the thing of it is the first club we were supposed to play at here in
town canceled our show after the Jerry Springer Show aired. They, they just completely
wimped out. So this other club picked us up at the last minute. So, it's just something...
We're playing somewhere in Portland, Oregon tomorrow night and that's going to be a
very big show. We already made the papers there. And, uh, we just came in from San
Francisco and LA and Texas and we're, we're all over the country. And, uh, there's general
trouble everywhere we play, so... The only thing I could tell you is to call our record
company in New Jersey, and they could probably fax you a bunch of stuff. I'll give you
their number right now, it's 908-545-3004, and the guys name is Steve Caphlin. And you
gotta remember it's like a three hour time difference, so you might want to call... What
time is it now?
Merle: It's about 1 o'clock.
GG: Yea, so you might want to call him immediately, 'cause they probably close at 5. If I
would have known, we got plenty of press of press all over the world, I wish we would
have known this sooner. So if you call him immediately, he can probably fax you. And, uh,
if not, go to Tower Records and buy one of our CDs. I don't know. GG, double g's,
A-L-L-I-N. Not "E", it's "I", and The Murder Junkies. And, they've been on Geraldo and
Jerry Springer. And GG was on trial in '91 in Milwaukee, and that made APY. And then
he got arrested in Florida, and that made APY. He's done like the Jonathan Brandmier
show and, you know, he's been like in the New York Post. You know, alot of national
press. The Village Voice has done an article on him. And, it's more than rock 'n' roll, it's
actually an event. So, um, I think it's worth checking out. And if you want a great story,
it's probably the best story that you'll get. So, do what you want to do, and call those
numbers and show up if you want. If you want to do any, see the clubs gonna, they're
gonna keep the audience away. They got this thing they got built in, so if the press want to
come, they're welcome too be there. So, you might want to, you know, get in touch with
them and see what they can work out, if you indeed want to show up. OK? See ya.
I wanna fuck myself
I wanna fuck myself
I wanna fuck myself
Fuck myself
I wanna fuck myself
I wonder what she's doing
Oh, I'll never get over those blue eyes
I wonder what she's doing
OK, I'm on a fucking roll now!
I wonder where she'll come
Somewhere there's a girl for Bill Weber
But until then he'll jerk 'till he comes
I see them everywhere
I miss those arms
(Are we going to the Johnny Cash show tonight?)
Whenever she's not there
The cold wild winds has begun
I don't know the words to this song
But Dino soon will come
DJ: Drum roll please! Lets bring this man in here, in all his glory here. And here he comes. Alright, here he is. Here's WNYU's crowning moment here.
GG: They're gonna run the phone bill up on ya.
DJ: Yes, yes, yes. So what's in the package?
Evan: Talk in the mic, GG.
GG: Yea, hello. The great thing about being here is that we're not supposed to be.
Evan: You're never supposed to be here.
DJ: What is that little green book you have there, GG?
GG: That's my little green book.
DJ: Tell us about the show you're gonna be doing Sunday. Is this your first all age show?
GG: It's our first, it's our 2 year annual New York show.
Evan: Every 2 years, huh?
GG: Every 2 years. I can't hear a damn thing, what the fuck is going on here?
Evan: Oh, brother. There's one.
GG: Ah, what the fuck's going on here? Where are you, motherfucker?
Evan: Well, uh, you won't be hearing me on the air for the next couple of weeks.
GG: Evan, how are you, honeypie?
Evan: Oh, pretty good. Hey, when you touch me there, I light up and smile.
DJ: GG, tell 'em about the time you woke Evan up on tour.
GG: The time I stuck my dick in your mouth when you were sleeping.
Evan: Hey, that's penis, not dick! You can't say dick on the air!
GG: OK, cock!
Evan: Alright, we're going to Hell.
GG: Where's Bill? Bill's the penis. Yea, Bill's the penis.
Evan: Yea, but I woke up in time before Merle could figure out my camera and take a
picture of it.
GG: It's alright, it was the memory that counted.
Evan: Yea, the memory of seeing that puckered starface right over my eyeballs.
GG: Right over your lips.
(laughing)
Evan: God, I still have nightmares.
(Someone off mic says something.)
GG: Yea, I wanted to marry him, but. Hey, I slept with him one night on the road. We could talk about that.
Evan: Oh, no, lets not bring up that.
GG: You and me and the girl that you never fucked!
(laughing)
GG: We gotta talk about this, Evan. C'mon! C'mon!
Evan: Hey, my lack of sex life has nothing to do with this, um, show right now.
GG: Well, we wanna talk about sex on the road with GG Allin.
Evan: Sex on the road with GG Allin in a nutshell is watching you sniff underwear...
GG: How much piss did I drink, though?
Evan: You drank gallons of piss.
GG: How much pussy did I eat?
Evan: You ate gallons of, ah...
GG: Pussy. Kitty puss.
Evan: And I got to watch you masturbate and sniff underwear. Never in my wildest dreams would I have imagined this. Steve, I'll be seeing you in a couple of weeks.
Steve: Yea, you'll be...
GG: Wasn't I never supposed to come back to NYU?
Evan: Yea, the security guards right now are maxing.
GG: Here they come!
Evan: Oh, yea, you were at the program board with the banana, right?
GG: Yea.
DJ: What happened the last time you were here?
GG: I stuck a banana up my ass.
Evan: Julie, you're not listening out there, are you?
GG: His last name is, his name is Evan. Lets get his spelling right, here.
Evan: Evan, uh...
GG: Cohen.
Evan: Yea, that's me.
GG: Blowing.
DJ: Are you playing with Denied?
GG: We're playing with Black Brain, Denied and some other band who'll let
us use their equipment.
Evan: Humyn Sewage, they're a politically correct band. They have to spell "human" h-u-m-y-n. Are they a bunch of... I don't even want to say it on the air. I can't.
DJ: When are you going to play the Line Life, GG?
Evan: With Blitzfear and Feel Fuzzy.
DJ: That's right. There you go.
(laughing)
Evan: And Lez Patrol.
DJ: Is it true Slash is playing guitar on your new tape there?
GG: Ah, I don't know. You have to ask him.
Evan: Lets talk about the new album.
GG: Lets play it, fuck talking about it.
Evan: Oh, brother. Well, we just played a couple of cuts off it. We have Raw, Brutal,
Rough & Bloody. It's about a 10 second...
GG: No, no, no. Brutality & Bloodshed For All.
Evan: I should know this already.
GG: How many times have you heard this goddamn tape?
Evan: Too many times. Actually, it put me to sleep after a while.
GG: It wasn't the tape that put you to sleep, it was the lack of fucking sucking pussy or something.
Evan: Well, not from lack of you.
GG: You go on a goddamn tour with GG Allin and you can't get laid, you gotta have a dick problem.
Evan: Not getting laid with GG Allin...
GG: Dino didn't get laid either.
Evan: This is the only tour I brought condoms with me and didn't want to use them.
GG: I wanted to use them on you.
Dino: Are we on the air?
Evan: What, Dino?
Dino: Are we on the air?
Evan: Yes, unfortunately so, this is live on the air.
GG: Lets talk about the cane contest!
DJ: Hold on, this is the FCC here. Lets see what this is about.
Evan: The FCC is calling in right now.
GG: The fucking cunt corporation!
DJ: GG, I got a girl that wants to talk to you.
GG: A girl?
Evan: A girl.
GG: Hello, girl. Are you a young lady that likes to fuck?
Evan: She's not anymore.
GG: You're a what?
(The girl says something off mic.)
GG: If you're a decent young lady, why the hell are you calling me then?
(The girl says something off mic again.)
GG: Oh yea, that's what they all they. So do you want to do us or what? Nah, I
don't think you do.
Evan: Do you wanna piss in his mouth?
(The girl says something off mic once again.)
GG: Well, we're infected with AIDS and we fuck every day and we kill everything we fuck. So what do you think about that?
Evan: It was a short career, but a fun one.
GG: Alright, alright. Well I'm saying goodbye to you 'cause you ain't gonna fuck.
Evan: Oh, brother.
GG: Next girl, please.
Evan: Next song, please. Ah, what do we got here?
GG: WNYU.
Evan: No, we're, this is Fairly Dickinson. We're listening to Fairly Dickinson.
This is a fairly ridiculous predicament we're in right now. Just press play and lets pray to God.
GG: He's fired. Ready, Evan?
(Brutality & Bloodshed For All starts playing and fades out.)
(Everyone in the studio's yelling.)
GG: Well, we got a girl on the line. Who are you?
Evan: We're going to Hell in a...
GG: Is Jennifer on the air?
(A promo track from another GG album starts playing.)
GG: I'm just talking to this girl on the phone. She wants to be on the air. No one
knows how to fucking put her on.
Evan: Wait a second...
(Evan talks off mic.)
GG: Chaos at NYU! Are you gonna be at the show on Sunday at the Gas Station?
Evan: There in New Jersey...
GG: Were you really?
Evan: What's their phone number? 201-LOSER!
(More off mic talking.)
GG: Yes I did, would you like to do the next one?
DJ: I could do the next one? The next what?
GG: She wants to shove the next banana up my ass.
DJ: Oh...
GG: OK, well lets talk about the album. It'll be out in September, and the show will be Sunday.
Evan: 3 o'clock at the Gas Station.
GG: Gas Station. Sunday. GG Allin & The Murder Junkies!
DJ: I wanna talk about your cell mate...
GG: Yea, talk to this girl here. 'Cause I can't hear the other one.
Evan: Hang up on her.
GG: Hang up on the bitch. Fuck her. Who gives a shit about her anyway?
Evan: She probably wouldn't piss in your mouth anyway.
GG: If your listening, if your not pissing and shitting in my mouth, than we don't want you.
Evan: He doesn't you. I can't speak for myself here.
DJ: I wanna talk about your cell mate.
GG: Johnny the punk was not my cell mate.
DJ: That's not what he says.
GG: Well, I was in Michigan, I think he was in New York. Unless he dick reaches to Michigan.
(laughing) GG: It might, I don't know.
Evan: Dino's could.
GG: Coast to coast.
Evan: It would if it could, huh?
DJ: What guest musicians are on the record?
GG: Um...
DJ: Who are The Murder Junkies?
Evan: The Murder Junkies are left to right - Dino Sachs. Say something, Dino.
Dino: Lunachicks are #1.
Evan: Lunachicks are #1!
GG: Lunachicks suck.
Evan: We have Merle Allin over here. Hey, Merle, impart some words of wisdom and don't try to curse.
GG: That's my job.
Evan: Yea, that's his job.
GG: Get Merle over here to say something.
Evan: C'mon, Merle. Serenade us with your sweet, sexy, cigarette voice.
DJ: Merle's got the best sideburns east of the Mississippi.
Merle: Yea, the longest sideburns in rock 'n' roll.
GG: Shortest pecker too, but...
(laughing)
Evan: Next to yours.
GG: Well, yea, it's about the same size. It comes from the same genes.
Evan: Yea, but you have a bigger scab on yours.
GG: I've got a very big scab on mine. Let me tell ya, that fuckers been working overtime the last couple weeks.
DJ: How big is Mr. Allin?
GG: Mr. Allin is probably about the same size as mine.
(laughing)
Evan: Merle Senior.
GG: I'm Daddy Allin!
Evan: Over here we have William Webber.
GG: Daddy! Mommy! Daddy! It's Lenny!
Merle: The man who wouldn't take his shirt off.
GG: He had a girl and... I wanna say one thing about Bill Webber that I forgot to say in Detroit. Bill Webber got the Len Colby award.
Evan: The Golden Len Colby award.
GG: The Golden Lenny award for the most fuck-ups on one tour.
Evan: Lenny is now in Brazil having sex with 14 year old boys or something, we hear.
GG: I'm jelous.
Evan: Never got a post card from him, though. He's doing good I guess.
DJ: Are there any more songs on the tape?
GG: That's all we're gonna play, you guys'll have to buy the album in September.
Evan: What's the label?
GG: Oh, I don't know. Christ, don't ask me that question.
(Someone says something off mic.)
GG: Oh, fuck Subpop. Subpop's got the lamest fucking bands.
(Someone says something off mic again.)
GG: Chicken John is a fucking pussy ass coward motherfucking son of a bitch. I'm gonna kill you. Chicken, if I ever fucking see you, I'm gonna kill you!
Evan: Oh, brother.
GG: Chicken's a fagot!
Evan: Chicken, if your out there, run away!
DJ: He's in Denver.
Evan: He's in Denver? He should be in California by now.
GG: Chicken should be in Denver. Denver sucks just as much as Chicken does.
(laughing)
DJ: Tell us about the tour, tell us some stories.
Evan: Why do you hate Chicken John?
GG: Why do I hate him? 'Cause he's a fucking two-faced pussy ass coward.
Evan: Any friends of Chicken John, call us up.
GG: I don't think he has any friends.
DJ: There's a phone ringing right now.
GG: That's probably Chicken calling from Denver.
(laughing)
Evan: He's got some back-up vocals for you.
GG: Merle, tell us some tour stories.
Evan: Tell us a tour story that don't revolve around myself.
GG: Tell us about the ah...
Merle: Tell us about the time in San Francisco when you head-butted the dominatrix...
Evan: Was she a dominatrix?
GG: Yea, she thought she was a real bad ass bitch and I put her in the hospital.
Merle: Yea, they came in with a stretcher and took her out in the middle of the set.
Evan: Never have I ever seen anybody head-butted into unconsciousness.
GG: And then there was L.A. Who was that girl?
Merle & Evan: The Duchess DeSade.
Evan: He punched out the drummer or the bassist, one of those fat lesbian chicks.
GG: Yea, that was great.
Merle: Then there was the night in Missouri when we got paid and didn't play and ran out...
Evan: And were chased 45 miles out of town by, uh, teenage punk rockers.
(laughing)
(Someone off mic says something.)
GG: Yea, lets talk about the girl that Evan slept with and didn't even pull his
pecker out.
Evan: Every night on the tour is the night I didn't get laid.
GG: Well, we know that.
Evan: C'mon, would I wanna have sex with a girl that would have sex with you?
GG: Well, you laid with me and her all night.
(laughing)
GG: Maybe you wanted me.
Evan: The truth comes out...
GG: You gotta look at it this way, after I jerked off with her...
Evan: You left the bed.
GG: I left the bed with for other two young ladies, and then she wanted me back.
Evan: Yea, she wanted you back, but didn't want to have sex with me 'cause she didn't know me. Or something like that, I don't know.
GG: She didn't know me either, though.
Evan: Yea, but your a rock god or something.
Merle: You didn't have any scabs on your dick or something.
Evan: Yea, I didn't have scabs on my penis or, ah, I didn't smell bad.
GG: I got scabs on my dick right now.
Evan: It's bigger, it blows it away.
GG: Liz, Liz could tell you about that scab.
DJ: Lets see!
Evan: Yea, lets see. Put the microphone next to his scab. Holy Christ is that a scab! Ah, puss is coming out of it! Oh, disgusting! Where's Hank when you need him to wipe the puss in his hair?
(laughing)
GG: OK, now you know for sure, ladies and gentlemen. There is puss coming out of my dick.
Evan: Yes...
GG: Everybody in this room is a witness to the puss factor.
(Someone off mic says something.)
Evan: Why did I tell these guys that I have a radio show?
DJ: I'd like to thank these guys for coming up here.
GG: Yea, we're going to CB's, so fuck you all.
DJ: Sunday, Sunday, GG tell them about Sunday.
GG: Sunday, be at the Gas Station, I got something for you.
Evan: What's the address of the Gas Station?
GG: I got news and it ain't good!
DJ: Avenue B and 2nd Street.
Evan: Avenue B and 2nd Street.
DJ: Be at the Gas Station.
Evan: Oh, God, save us all.
DJ: OK, here we go, we're gonna bust out the White Flag clip now. I'd like to thank GG for coming up and we hope he comes back real soon.
Evan: We have as much thanks for him as he has inches in his penis.
(laughing)
GG: See ya later.
Evan: So long.