Interviewer: Where the fuck are you coming from?

GG: I don't know, the bus. Where the fuck am I coming from? I don't fucking know. Ask me tomorrow when I wake up.

Interviewer: Did you gig in the last couple of days?

GG: I don't remember. I think they let us go in Boston, but that was the only one in about 20 or more fucking dates. We haven't played any of them, I think. ::I've heard alot, but have seen nothing and heard nothing from you.

GG: Go down there Friday night and you'll see the same thing, you'll hear nothing and see nothing. They canceled our show. They guy thought I was too ugly.

Interviewer: So they aren't going to let you perform?

GG: Well, they asked me if I was going to shit on stage. Does Exlax come in brown wrappers? (laughs) So I asked them what could I do. They said virtually nothing. I told them to fuck off because if I can't do anything, fuck it. (Note: GG did get to play. I did not attend, but the reports from the few that went consist of GG shoving beer bottles ups his ass, pissing and shitting on biscuits and eating them, an almost complete rape and a beating by a skinhead who GG had hit his girl in the head with a mic stand and send her to the hospital. I missed a big piece of the sickest history being made.)

Interviewer: Are you saying that without the antics, you'd have no material?

GG: Yeah, and it's all Ron's fucking fault. Yeah, and some good friend. Drag me all the way up here for a gig, and fuck...

Interviewer: What's the deal with the shit?

GG: It's just shit. It's a statement for our time. Everybody and everything is shit. I love shit and I love to shit and I fucking want to shit on stage. Alcohol is the best fucking shit. I try to drink at least a quart before I go on stage and eat alot of Exlax and chocolate and-

Interviewer: Now I see why they won't let you play. I suppose you get that alot. I mean, you said before that over 20 shows have been canceled.

GG: Well, sometimes they let us play, but then they're sorry that they do. They wish they would have shut us down earlier than they did. I guess things are betting better, because last year we played twice. (laughs) I mean, shit, after the gig it took me almost six months just to recover. All for about $20, and we always end up owing the club for damages.

Interviewer: Since you don't gig out too often, and if you can't find a gig here, do you want to tell the world what you would have done? Is anything planned out or do you just go for whatever, or what?

GG: It is whatever is happening at the time. Fuck, we don't even know what to play.

Interviewer: When did you take your first shit on stage?

GG: Now that I remember, it was in Peoria, and I was playing in a band called Hate. It was a straight-edge show. I mean, fuck, me of all people booked on a straight-edge show. I was drugged out of my mind, and there were all these kids outside protesting me and the show because I was going to ruin their wonderful little scene and all that shit. I said "Yeah, I'll show you a wonderful little scene." I was shitting and throwing it everywhere. You should have seen these little bastards run. It was a ritual. Them straight-edge fuckers out there booing and shit. Hey, I'll give you something to boo about. They didn't stay around to find out anything after that.

Interviewer: So did you do any more gigs there?

GG: Fuck no. They'll never book me again on another straight-edge show. I'll guarantee that. They wouldn't let me because I shit and I will always shit. I mean, I don't always shit. If the crowd looks particularly lame, fuck yeah, I'm gonna shit. I really don't have to shit to get people all pissed off at me, though. Yeah, shitting is fun to do, but sometimes I just go out there and beat them up. I save the shit for the brave fuckers in the front.

Interviewer: Is that the show? You shit and beat someone up?

GG: Well, it depends. If there are girls there I'll rape them or piss on them. Sometimes I jack off for everybody and try to force some stupid girl to suck on my cock or my ass until someone trys to stop me and then I have to beat them up. I mean, if there is a guy sitting there who looks like he's not having a good time, I jump down and hit him in the face a couple times, you know, just warming up. It's just the situation in front of you. You deal with it.

Interviewer: People who have seen you have told me that you roll around on broken glass, shit, piss, puke and cum on people, beat them up and rape them, hit and cut yourself and stick things in your ass and eat your own shit. Is this the truth?

GG: Yeah, and that's one of my good nights. I mean, sometimes it gets worse than that. That is one of my regular shows.

Interviewer: Do you have a band with you, that plays behind you?

GG: You better believe they play behind me. Shit, if they can stand the smell, they're all stars. It used to be I couldn't get a band, so I brought a tape. That really used to piss people off. This is a strong band we got here. Most people were too fucking afraid to stand up there and still are. I mean, it's dangerous. It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it.

Interviewer: Is there a message or a method to your madness?

GG: Yeah, we hate the fucking audience. I hate you, I hate me. Hell, I'm not prejudice, I hate every fucking thing.

Interviewer: Why do you hate the audience?

GG: They're a bunch of fucking morons. (laughs) I mean, fuck, we do this because we like to do this, not because we get paid. I'm not really into most of the hardcore crowds. I don't listen to alot of music and shit, I'm an old fucking man here. I mean, most of these little fucking kids are into it for a couple weeks. Yeah, we'll get the purple mohawk and be cool and go slam dancing because it's in, and then in two weeks later they'll be off to college. When you get to be 30 years old and still doing it, then you separate the men from the boys. The ones who are really into it don't come to the show and the ones that do aren't worth to be even shit on. The only thing I like about the all age shows is the young girls. I only go out for them if they are under 20. Any older and you've had it. I only hang out with the street kids who are smoking pot and taking acid. Most of the people I hang out with are your common everyday criminals. They are not kids who go back to their safe little worlds. That's one thing I'm trying to project.

Interviewer: Are there any more projections, outside of the obvious?

GG: You mean from my cock? (laughs) No, what I'm saying is don't go back to the safe world. I'm trying to get people so pissed off that they will get away from that wonderful little shit place called home. I want people to come away from one my shows saying to themselves "Hey, there was something there that I was not real comfortable with." Sure, it's great when people go to a show, the band is great, lah-dee-dah, not with me. Someday maybe they'll grow up and they'll see.

Interviewer: So what you are trying to say is that you are taking reality and over-extenuating it to the point of repulsiveness to get people to stay away from reality?

GG: Absolutely correct, and with that, I am God. To really stand up for what you believe in is the greatest thing you can do. I believe in shit. I eat, breath and sleep shit. Shit is God. God is above reality. I am above reality. I am God.

Interviewer: One reality I know even you can't escape is the law.

GG: Fuck yeah, I've been arrested a fuck of alot, spent too much time in fucking hospitals when I should have been out drinking, fighting and fucking. The only thing that's keeping me going is the albums.

Interviewer: You have alot of albums?

GG: Yeah, most of them are really hard to find because people burn them and they go out of print. We got one out on Homestead and I'm doing one with The Biscuits here. I got a double EP in France and I'm going out west with The Biscuits for a couple of months to see what we can get. Even a shit shaped and stained limited edition EP. Only 500 so get them while they're got and steaming. (laughs)

Interviewer: So it gets you by?

GG: Well, I don't have to work. Fuck work. I just lay around, drink Jim Beam all day, shit, beat up people, fuck and that's it.

Interviewer: Isn't America a beautiful place?

GG: Hey, I got alot of scars to prove that it ain't easy. Fuck, I'd like to see anyone else, what they'd look like, if they had been doing this shit for ten years. Fuck, I'm in bad shape. I came fucking close to OD-ing twice. I've been stabbed, shot, poisoned, run-over, beaten, burned and most of that I did myself. After all the shit I've been through and then you see the people who come to the show who have it so fucking good and they don't even fucking know it. Fuck, that just gets me even more pissed off. Not all of my scars are shit I did my myself. Alot of these people I've pissed off helped too. And then there are the scars you can't see, the inner emotional shit that pisses me off even more. These asshole could never imagine what it's like to be a real punk. They are all a bunch of phony fuck spoiled brats and even if they did live in the streets, that phony shit comes out and that's why I shit on them.

Interviewer: I can empathize with that point, but it's the breaking point of the average person that is what causes this shit. I mean, everyone’s been through the ringer, some of us a few more times than the others. Life has kicked me in the head pretty fucking hard and yet I'm still not about to give up what I've been fighting for all this time. I think that alot of the people in the crows don't really know this.

GG: And they deserve to be shit on. Fuck, I'm not telling you to go out and do things the way I do them. If you want to die, you'll do them the way I do them. I'm like a time bomb waiting to go off. A big bomb full of shit. I get beat up alot. In Chicago, they had two different gangs waiting outside to kill me and the band. I’m not talking about a few people, I mean a couple of fucking street gangs. That’s when the cops come in handy or else I wouldn't be sitting here now. That just shows you how serious this shit really is. Fucking skinhead hit me with a lead pipe just because I raped his girlfriend. It was a fun time.

Interviewer: And that was a good day?

GG: Fuck yeah, that's when I can handle it.

Interviewer: In mentioning rape, do you actually rape these people, penetration and the full act?

GG: I get as far as I am. Yeah, penetration on stage many times, but I never came in one on stage because the crowds wimp out and realize that I'm fucking taping this girls and come to save her so they can fuck her after the show. In New York, this one girl wanted us to beat her up and was very willing because she thought we wouldn't do it. We got her up there and fucked her and both of us at the same time and we got this dildo and we kicked her head in and hit her with the mic stand. We both pissed in her mouth and she was black and blue. Probably would have killed her if they would have let us continue. You know the best part, after all that she wanted to go home with me. She said "GG, are you going to fuck me now?" I mean, shit, is that chick high or what?