MONKEY BOY'S MOTHERFUCKIN' GG ALLIN LYRICS ARCHIVE
interview conducted by (unknown). from the 3rd degree.

Interviewer: When were you born

GG: Lancaster, NH 1956. Jesus Christ Allin.

Interviewer: What does "GG" stand for?

GG: It basically stands for Jesus Christ.

Interviewer: How did you come up with "GG"?

GG: It's a nickname that the kids threw at me when we were growing up and hanging out and shit. And, uh, I don't know. I guess it was supposed to stand for Jesus, but it came out "GG" and it just stuck, you know. So what the fuck, I kept it.

Interviewer: When did you first start performing?

GG: My first band was Little Sisters and dates back to high school, because we were all selling acid and fucking little girls. Basically, you know, that was the first band. The second band was called Malpractice. Then after that it was GG Allin, and here I am.

Interviewer: Your songs are very sexual, violent and very vulgar.

GG: Well, it's just basically about the street. Everything I have been through in my life will come out on vinyl because it just goes through my head, and there's been alot of violence in my life and alot of sexual terror. I've been living on the road for the past 13 years, so there's been alot of shit going down.

Interviewer: Your live shows have been documented with you performing naked and-

GG: Well, I'd say we're the most violent rock 'n' roll band ever. I believe that rock 'n' roll has completely sold out to the corporate, and it's basically divided up, you know. What they're trying to do is doing that they're doing to me. They're trying to either censor rock 'n' roll, or they're just trying to put away the non-conformist. There's no way I would compromise what I do on stage or anything, so they decide they're gonna put me in jail. They used the Leslie thing, but basically I'm in here because of my reputation, and I refuse to sell out.

Interviewer: With all the gouging, all the blood, knocking out your teeth, shitting on stage and eating it, is any of this stuff sexual or what?

GG: Oh yeah, definitely. Well, I had girlfriends that I pissed on. They've pissed in my mouth, I've eaten their shit, you know. I've shit on other people. I mean, absolutely, there's no good sex without danger involved.

Interviewer: It's also reported that on numerous occasions that you've attacked and attempted to rape women in your audiences.

GG: Yeah.

Interviewer: Is this because you can't get laid otherwise?

GG: Those things have happened, everything's happened. I mean, our shows are violent. It's out there. It's over the edge. I mean, when you've been in the hospital as many times as I have and in jail for what I've done no stage, you gotta know that it's for real. You know, here I am right now sitting in prison because of it.

Interviewer: You've announced that you're going to kill yourself on stage. Why do you want to do this?

GG: Well, I figure that would be the ultimate ending. The ultimate "that's the way to go", you know. After you go so far on stage, the furthest you could go is death.

Interviewer: What kind of sex do you enjoy?

GG: I like drinking piss alot, and alot of violent activity, and women who can do the same to me. I'm basically into anything that will make me cum. I don't really give a shit. I've gotten off on my mom's underwear and my aunt's underwear, fucking dogs and letting dogs suck my dick and whatever.

Interviewer: What are your favorite drugs to do while having sex?

GG: Well, my preference is heroin, but alcohol is always there. I'm a full-blown alcoholic, no doubt about it. Since I've been arrested, I gotta go to AA and NA, I gotta go to psychotherapy. They say I have an anti-social personality disorder, they say I can't get along with people, you know. I'm not supposed to act this way. It's not normal human behavior, they say.

Interviewer: How often do you masturbate?

GG: Oh, shit. Fuck, all day, you know. Any time I can. Five, six times a day, anytime, anywhere. Back of buses, fucking anywhere. I doesn't matter.

Interviewer: It's been said that you like to see how far you can shoot your load.

GG: Yeah, I've hit myself in the chin with it before.

Interviewer: Is that the longest you've shot your load?

GG: Yeah, pretty much. I almost got it right in my mouth. It's like playing golf, you gotta aim for the hole.

Interviewer: In early 1989, you advertised that you were selling baggies of your cum for $3.00.

GG: Well, I would jerk off in baggies and keep them in the refrigerator and sell them to people, and they'd send me a couple of bucks. I mean, you figure you're gonna fucking jerk off anyway, so if you can sell it, just sell it, you know. I used to go to clubs and get girls to piss in cups for me, and I'd bring a little purse around with me, and I'd bring a camera, and I'd get a little thing of piss. Then I'd get their underwear, and I'd take a picture of them. Then I'd take all this home and put it in the refrigerator. I'd put the underwear into the piss to ferment it, and I'd stick the picture on it to label it. Then I'd take it out of the refrigerator to jerk off so I'd know what girl it was when I was drinking their piss and sucking their underwear. And I had a little refrigerator full of all these specimen containers with piss and underwear and girls pictures on the baggies. Then I'd put the cum in there.

Interviewer: How many baggies of your cum did you sell?

GG: Well, I basically gave them all away. Nobody's wanted to pay for it, you know. They didn't know what kind of diseases were in there, but alot of people wrote for it, and I sent them out.

Interviewer: You also used to advertise free GG Allin records for soiled panties.

GG: Yeah, I got a whole trunk of underwear. I got a whole fucking trunk. I'm telling you, girls would send them to me, and I was just sucking it up.

Interviewer: What type of sexual diseases have you had?

GG: Just several venereal diseases a few times. I don't have AIDS yet, but I was trying. I put ads out. I've shared needles. The thing is, I've never been a careful person. I'm not the kind of person who worries about anything, you know. If death is around the near corner, then I'm gonna go around the corner and take my chances. I'm not afraid to die. I'm not afraid of death. I'm not afraid of anything.

Interviewer: Does it bother you that you have a small dick?

GG: As long as the fucking thing works, I don't give a shit about the size of it. I mean, what the fuck, that's what I got, that's what I gotta use.

Interviewer: Who would you like to have sex with that you haven't already?

GG: Any fucking prostitute. I think prostitutes turn me on more than anybody else. I don't know. I like street girls. I don't really care for anything else. I like girls who smell, and real nasty fucking girls, basically. Nobody in particular, just some nasty, smelly, little fucking cunt.

Interviewer: You were recently sentenced to serve a year and a half in prison for what originally started off as the attempted murder of a girl named Leslie, who earlier asked you to marry her. What actually happened.

GG: She was obsessed with me. She followed me around. She came to see me play in Detroit. She saw me do my show, she saw me slice myself, she saw me shit, she saw me attack people and beat people up. She even came backstage after the show and wiped the shit and blood off me. She came backstage and ripped all her clothes off, and I finger-fucked her. She got what she deserved. Any girls that's gonna hang around with me, what the fuck do they expect? They're gonna get what they deserve. I'm the kind of guy who likes to try people. I like to see how far I can take things. She was a willing participant, and she didn't have no complaints about anything that happened, and she bragged about it. So she get what she deserved.

Interviewer: What actually happened on the night in question?

GG: It wasn't all one night. We hung out for two nights in Muskegon, and alot of shit happened. The peanut butter episode, the pissing, the masturbation. It was a course of three of four nights. There was bloodshed on me as much as her. It was a violent sexual contact, but we both enjoyed it, we both climaxed from it. When Roy put the handcuffs on her, she didn't complain. She loved it. She was yelling for the whole band to come in and jerk off in her face, you know. What the fuck, if a girl's gonna hang around with guys like us, that's gonna happen.

Interviewer: Did she lie at any time during the trails?

GG: She lied the whole goddamn time, you know.

Interviewer: What did she lie about?

GG: Basically, blackmail is what it is. It was because I didn't want to communicate with her anymore, so she decided to press charges. I mean, I talked to her on August 24th, and I got arrested on September 9th, so figure that one out.

Interviewer: So you did end up spending a couple of nights in Muskegon?

GG: Yeah, I spent a few nights in Muskegon, then we spent a week with her. She's a useless fucking cunt anyway, really. I mean the story could go fucking on and on. I mean, it's been a hell ride from the day I was born.


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