Legato - What are you talking about suits-boy, neither of them have any saving factor … when the time comes for Knives-sama to take over the world and destroy it … all must die, but till then "you must know the pain of living" … MWHAHAHA …

Tats - Uhm, I'm not alive … *arms akimbo*
Legato - *stops laughing, sweatdrops* umm … then the pain of existing …. MWAHAHA …

The nasties from the video games arrive …

Kuja - *sulking* That's my laugh! *pouts*
Sephiroth and Ghaleon - *just roll up their eyes* … not again, he's so possessive about it …

Legato (self appointed president of the nasties club) -
Oh shut up girly … where is everyone? How are we going to start the annual general meeting for the nasties if everyone is late! Tats … where's everyone!

Tats (secretary of the club) -
*whips out list of members and starts counting* We asked all to come at 9 am except the 2 doctors … who should be here only after we vote on the do we want to kill the 2 Kits item on the agenda …

Umeda (walks in with M, both chatting about some medical report) -
*scrowls at Tats* … What's this? A mutiny, and no one invited us? If I wasn't talking to Brad last nite, I won't have realized your plan to leave us out!

Tats - Well, you get on rather well with Kit (s) … we were afraid you'll go warn her.
Umeda - Yeah, we do actually, until she swipes my beer … *sighs*
M - If only she'll let me glomp Tsu and … *leers at Tats*
Tats (backing away) - Don't even think about it … *gasps and holds up file against himself*

Legato -
Bakas … now, down to business and the order of the day, how are we going to help Knives-sama take over the world …

All - What, heck no … let's take over the world ourselves!

SCHARWZ in the meanwhile, arrives with Farffy all tied up in a straits jacket …

Nagi - Stop trying to bite everyone, Legato called this meeting to deal with our plans for 2001 …
Schu - *cheerfully* … Let's take over this site first!

All - 0_0

Legato - Someone give carrot head here his medicine please … what is this dingy site worth?
Suddenly he gets a thought, so does all the nasties who turn and stare at Tats …

Tats *sweatdrops* - Uhm … anyone wants cakes?
M - We're not Tsu … how much are you getting paid?
Tats *sweatdrops even more* - Uhm … uhm … look that's Kit … *tries to run off*

All - Don't try to change the subject … *all glaring at Tats*

Kit (s) - *appearing behind all of them*

So … we have complaints here about the webmaster and webmistress don't we … *pulls on a rope hanging from the ceiling* … well, take this!

Suddenly a cage appears trapping all our mutinous friends … and a robot appears catching a struggling Tats, now all bundled up in its arms …

Kit (s) - Wanna get the better of me, dream on or rehearse a 1,000,000,000,000 times more!

Kit (b) *walks in yawning* - Hi morning … sis … *yawns*
Kit (s) - Morning? It's afternoon already you idiot … *grumbles* … darn, how come your boss allowed you to take leave today, "so good life one "^#?

Kit (b) - Oh, I'm going back to sleep *yawns and crawls back into bed*
Kit (s) - … shucks, I'm late for work … *runs off, screaming "late liao"^#*

All - Hey, what about letting us out of this!!! UGH!!!

Vincent *walks into the basement* - *grumbles* Why did Kit have to use my last coffin to store her manga books, she should buy a shelf … need to find more coffins … *does not find any in the basement, or the studio … suddenly Vince notices the members of the nasties club trapped in the cage* :o

*Stares then walks out quickly ignoring the protests by the nasties, mumbles to himself* - Vincent, how many times must you tell yourself, not more than 3 bloody marys at any one time … ^##

All - Vamp, come back here! Vamp!!! Mr Valentine …