 The test de jour can be found at: http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php "I'm going to pulverize you into your own personal hell!" Cateline: Running through the hotel lobby, swinging a studded crowbar, cometh Cateline! And she gives a bloodthirsty grunt: "I'm seriously going to torment you for such a long time, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!!" Kris Bethea: Who is that, striding on the plains! It is Kris, hands clutching a thorned whip! She screams apocalyptically: "I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!" Heleyne Scot: Who is that, skulking on the cliffs! It is Heleyne, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a mighty grunt, her voice cometh: "Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace!!" Beth Havens: Who is that, skulking amidst the cliffs! It is Beth, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a low howl, her voice cometh: "I'm going to flog you with such zeal, your momma won't recognize you!" Iphigenia: Striding along the hotel lobby, clutching a vorpal blade, cometh Iphigenia! And she gives a booming howl: "I'm going to clobber you with such reckless abandon, I will be high on life for years to come!" Beiskaldi: Zang! Who is that, rampaging on the icy wasteland! It is Beiskaldi, hands clutching a studded crowbar! She howls homicidally: "I'm going to fuck you until you bleed puke, and plunge you into financial ruin!" Mule: Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling amidst the desert! It is Mule, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a gutteral grunt, his voice cometh: I'm going to contort you like it's a new extreme sport, and grin like a fucking maniac!!" Elena: Striding over the plains, clutching gilded boxing gloves, cometh Elena! And she gives a spectacular roar: "You in some shit now, muhfuh! I am on a crash course with bloody destiny!!!" Eblenn: Stalking amidst the desert, swinging a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Eblenn! And she gives a booming grunt: By Odin's mighty spear, I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!!!" Nick: Zang! Who is that, running over the steppes! It is Nick, hands clutching a mighty sword! He screams vengefully: "By Odin's mighty spear, man, that's some good coffee!" Verdaeni: Running out of the tundra, swinging a thorned whip, cometh VERDAENI! And she gives a cruel roar: "I'm going to bruise you so hard, you will wake up from the Matrix!!!" Brenna Lyons: Running through the cliffs, attacking with a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Brenna Lyons! And she gives a bloodthirsty cry: "I'm going to pierce a hole in you the size of God!!" Maggie: Stalking through the cliffs, clutching a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Maggie! And she gives a low howl: "I'm going to reduce you to ash, and sell you as spice!"  
 
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