This man is the best looking man alive. His advantages? He's got large well toned muscles, he wears the cutest clothes, he's perverted in the likeable way and he wears makeup! You don't get much better than that! He's also a super singer! My, my, my! There's not much wrong with this one! One downfall, he likes to do the occasional drug and he's a bit of a ladies man with his Cabaret dancers. But other than that, he's a wonderful specimen!

Candidate Two ~ Tim Conway

Ok really, I mean what's not to like about this one? Some people are a little weary of the whole age thing. Ok, so he's like 80, but who really cares? He's hilarious, cute, little and he comes with a loveable companion, Harvey Korman. Tim's a winner within and without! What else is there to say? Oh yes, he can be many different people, like Mr. Tudball, "The Old Man",  A Submarine skipper, Slave Rower, and he was once "Wee Willy Winky"! Well anyways, he's super and I love him and that's that.