Authors Note: Hello, I know, I usually write the notes at the bottom but somebody told me that it's better to give the legal warnings BEFORE you write the story so here goes. The characters portrayed in this fiction are NOT mine, and I don't have permission, but I am just a poor little city girl so don't sue me.
Now that that boring stuff is out of the way *sigh* On with the show!
Thanks for bearing with me!
Keikei
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Greasy Gundam Wing
A silly little grease parody starring the GW cast! Duh!
'Love is a Many Splendored Thing' whistled out of a portable radio, sitting next to a beautiful girl with dirty blonde hair that fell to her midriff. She was wearing a cute red dotted bathing suit and constantly checked her million dollar watch.
The song ended as the choir faded out and violas played a soft, long tune.
"Relena!"
The young woman turned her head. She softly smiled as she noticed the young boy running towards her trying to take his 'Burger Barn' apron off.
"Heero! You're late! I was worried!" She got up.
The two kids ran up to eachother in a tight embrace. They sat down on a rock, and she leaned into his chest.
Heero, the boy, leaned in on her and kissed her on the forhead.
"Why are you so cuddly?" Relena looked up at him.
"Why not?" Relena was semi-shocked by his answer.
"I feel like this is the last time we'll ever see each other. Going to two different schools is like being in two different worlds." She hugged his neck. "Oh, Heero, Is this the end?"
"Of course not Relena, it's only the beginning."
"Duo!"
"Shutup Howard! I'm trying to listen."
"Stupid kids, and their sassy mouths." Howard mumbled under his breath as he walked out of the garage.
Duo's head was stuck out of the knee of his gundam, Deathscythe. He was intently enjoying the sappy music on his boombox.
He bobbed his head in time with the music as he scrubbed clean a wrench. The cloth he was using, being covered in grease, was too slippery, causing him to drop the wrench on his foot.
"Shoot!" He held his foot and hopped around in the giant machine, as the song 'Grease' echoed through the garage.
Duo looked at his watch. "ACK! I gotta go!"
"HELP!"
"Just stay still Mr. Agora, or you WILL get hurt!" Catherine, a young girl with bright red hair yelled at a horrified man pinned against a backboard by knives.
Catherine took in a deep breath and threw another knife. She lifted up the blindfold she had been wearing and noticed the man screaming in pain. She had peirced the very tip of his ear.
"I can sue you, ya know!" The man yelled.
Catherine rolled her eyes. "Well welcome to the club. Trowa, can you take him to get cleaned up?" She shooed him off.
Trowa, a young boy, unpinned the man and led him away from the deathboard, which was now covered in his blood.
After the man had left, Trowa went to clean up the board.
"Here, why don't you use some ammonia on that." Catherine bent down to hand Trowa a spray bottle.
He didn't say anything, just looked up and nodded, taking the bottle.
"And hurry up will ya? We'll be late for school."
"Alright, alright, I'm on it!"
A bleach blonde girl hung up her phone and continued polishing her fencing sword. Her hands were bloody from accidentally cutting herself.
"Dorothy!" A womans voice was heard from the hallway. "Go to school now!"
"Whatever mother." Dorothy rolled her eyes and proceeded with her polishing.
"I said NOW!" Dorothy heaved out a sigh and threw the sword down.
"One with the water, one with the sand, one with the air." A tape recorder mumbled out fuzzily.
"Yes, I AM one with the water, one with the sand, one with the air." A boy repeated.
"Wufei dear, you'll be late for school!" Meiran, Wufei's *UNDEAD* wife yelled from the kitchen.
"Yes, honey." Wufei got out of his yoga position and burned out the inscence.
"Da dah Da da da da da Da Dah da da da da da."
A young girl, named Hilde, painted her finger nails as she sang the 'I Dream of Genie' theme song.
"Alright, are you guys done up there?" She asked her hair rollers. "I thought so."
She took them out one by one leaving her short dark hair in cute little curls.
"Goodbye Mittens." She patted her cat on the head, picked up her lunch, and left without anyone telling her.
Quatre, a blonde boy, stood in front of his bathroom mirror accordingly and brushed his teeth like a machine.
He wiped the excess toothpaste off with the back of his hand and looked around frantically. He wiped it on a bath towel, but that made him frown so he picked up the towel and wiped it on the shower curtain.
"Oh, boy." He sighed as he tore down the shower curtains and stuffed them in the trashcan. He then carried the trashcan outside and left it on the curb for the garbage men to take.
"Darnit!"
A young girl named Sally cursed under her breath as she frantically plucked at her eye.
"These screwy eyelashes, always falling off!" She pouted. "Oh well."
She placed her hands on her hips and walked casually out of the house with one fake eyelash on.
The school yard was silent and quiet except for the ocassional clanging of the flag on the pole.
The school sign read, 'Deadly Arts High School for the Highly Skilled Fighters'
Suddenly, as soon as it had begun, the silence ended as students came pouring out of the streets and sidewalks.
Cars quickly fill the parking lot and buses block all spectators from their veiw of the school.
"Hey, Hilde!" Dorothy and Sally screeched as they climbed out of Dorothy's yellow car.
"Great to be back, eh?" They ask.
"Oh sure! It was great before too, but now that we're seniors, we are gunna rule the school!"
The girls cheered with youthful energy as they entered the building.
"So, where were you all summer?" Quatre asked Duo.
"What are you, the F.B.I.?" Duo asked sarcastically.
"Just asking." Quatre hung his head.
"I was working, fixin' cars and stuff." Duo answered, feeling sorry for Quatre. "I'm gunna buy me a suit!"
"But what about Deathscythe?" Wufei asked.
"Thats my fighting suit, dummy. I need a crusier!"
Duo scanned the school yard and saw a familiar looking back leaning against the wall toying with a gun.
"Hey, Yuy!" He waved his friend down.
Heero looked up at him and smirked sarcastically, but began with the gun again.
A teacher walked up the steps where Heero was resting and caught a glimpse of the gun. She quickly took it away.
"I hate school." He mumbled.
"So this is D.A. High eh?" Relena asked, clutching her books to her chest.
"You'll love it." Catherine laughed.
Relena made a half smile. "I hope so."
The two girls walked in to the building, just missing a glimpse of Heero, Quatre, Trowa, Duo, and Wufei.
"You better go sign in in the office." Catherine pointed down the hall.
"Good morning boys and girls, and welcome to the start of what will be our greatest year at Deadly Arts. Saturday night will be our very first pep rally and bonfire. I want to see everyone out there with lots of spirit and support for the D.A. Devils as they go out and smear the OZ gladiators in next weeks game. If you can't be an athlete, be an athlectic supporter."
Groans could be heard in the hall from every homeroom.
"Now for the most exciting news. The National Bandstand Television show has selected D.A. as a representative American Highschool and will do a live telecast from our very own gym, with winners in the National Dance-off! This is the first time in National Bandstand's history that they will do a live, on location show. This is our chance to show the world what fine, bright, clean-cut, wholesome youth we have here at Deadly Arts High." The intercomm turned off.
Relena and Catherine gossiped their way through the lunch line, grabbing anything sweet.
"Come on, I wantcha to meet the gals." Catherine pushed Relena outside where Hilde, Dorothy, and Sally were eating and talking.
"Hey you guys, this is Relena Darlian. This here's Hilde, and that's Dorothy, and Sally." Catherine pointed out.
"Hi,"she said shyly.
Everyone got seated and was happily yapping away, and telling Relena the do's and don't's of The Deadly Arts High School for the Highly Skilled Fighters.
The five Gundam pilots were seated on the bleachers outside and enjoying their version of gossip.
"Dingle-berries on parade!" Duo yelled as they watched the football team jog around the track feild.
They all laughed as the football team made crude remarks. One of them even took out a knife. The five boys just laughed.
"Did you see that tough lookin' chick in registration? Man, she sure beats the foam domes around here!" Duo mentioned.
"I don't care, I wanna know what Heero did over the summer." Trowa mumbled.
"Well, there was this one chick, she was cool ya know."
Heero explained the whole summer to the four wide-eyed boys.
"What did you do this summer Relena?" Catherine asked.
"I spent most of my time at the beach. I met a boy there." She smiled sweetly.
All of the girls raised their eyebrows.
"It was special." She explained. "And real romantic."
{Pop up Note: Ok ok, I know. The song 'Summer Nights' is supposed to play now, but cut me some slack. My hands hurt. If you know the words, knock yourself out.
Keikei.
Response - rotfl. If anyone out there knows the lyrics, send them too me to add! Remember, KittenMaxwell@sailormoon.com ~_^ ~Kitten}
"He sounds real nice!" Dorothy sighed at the thought.
The rest of the girls agreed.
"Yeah, he was wonderful." Relena sighed as well
"What was his name?" Catherine asked.
"Um," She thought for a bit. "Heero, Heero Yuy."
All of the girls gasped and giggled but Hilde told them to be quiet.
"I think he sounds fab-o-t if you believe in miracles, maybe Prince Charming will show up again somewhere... someplace, 'unexpected'" Hilde said.
Relena just stared at her and smiled as Hilde winked at the other girls.
A bonfire was set behind the gym outside. Around it were bleachers and millions of students.
All of the faculty members were bunched up at the top along with the football team.
The cheerleaders came out, dancing and yelling with loads of school spirit.
The girls sat at one end of the parking lot and the guys sat at the other.
The guys jumped at a loud bang. In front of them stood a giant metal foot. Attached to the foot was a leg and a body and a head.
It was a mobile suit. A dirty one, but a suit nonetheless. Duo was jumping and screaming at the top.
"So what do ya think?" He yelled down at the four other boys.
"What a hunk a junk!" Heero exclaimed.
"You just wait until I fix 'er up Yuy." Duo pointed out. "I'll have her destroying whole packs of mobile dolls like flies. I'm gunna fight 'er in Thunder Road."
"Thunder Road?" Trowa asked.
"Yup, shes gunna WIN too!"
"Hey Losers!"
The gang of boys turned around to see a large white mobile suit standing over them.
It was Zechs, he hung out of the pearly white suit and mocked them with his laughter.
"Did your daddy buy that for ya?" Duo asked.
"No, buncha goons gave it to me. It'll kick some ass when it fights." Zechs laughed.
The boys made faces as Zechs slammed his foot into the ground infront of them. He turned and left.
"Oh Relena." Catherine tried to speak between her teeth.
"Yes Catherine?"
"You... uh... we... I..." She stuttered.
"We have a surprise for ya." Hilde substituted her.
"Oh well, what is it?"
"You'll see."
Relena was led across the parking lot being apparently hidden by the rest of the girls.
All of the boys were checking out the suit and dusting it off.
"Oh, Heero, we gotta little surprise for ya." Hilde winked sassily.
Heero turned from his disassembling and blinked at the group of girls below him.
"Oh yeah, what is it?" He jumped from his perch.
Hilde pulled Relena out from behind the girls and left the two staring face to face at eachother.
"Heero?" Relena asked.
"Relena! Wow! It's so great to see ya!" The two jumped around and hugged.
"I got transfered." She explained.
"Thats so great! Think of all the things we can..."
Heero stopped short and looked at his peers staring at him accusingly.
"Yeah, whatever." He said flatly with an instant change in his voice.
"Heero!" She whined.
"What."
"HEERO!"
"Yeah, whadda ya want already?"
"Whats the matter with you. What happened to the Heero Yuy I met on the beach?"
"I dunno." He shrugged.
"You're a fake, and a phony and I wish I never laid eyes on you!" Relena turned and ran across the parking lot into the dark.
"Come on Sandy. It's not that bad." Catherine soothed.
"Yes, it is."
"Men are rats. Worse than rats, their fleas on rats. Worse, ameobas on fleas on rats. The only man a girl can trust is her daddy. Come on. What you need is a night out with the girls. We're having a sleepover at my house. You'll love it."
Relena looked up and blinked innocently. "Okay."
"Here ya go, found it in the basement." Catherine laughed as she waltzed into her room, carrying a bottle of Italian Swiss Colony Wine. "Enjoy!" She smiled and handed it to Hilde.
Hilde poured the wine into Dorothy, Sally, and Catherines outstretched arms.
"Wow! It's imported!" Dorothy exclaimed as her face beamed at the bottle.
She took a hit and passed the bottle.
"Hey, you ok Relena?" Sally asked.
"I'm fine, thank you." She was curled up in a rocking chair, in the corner.
"Want some?" She held out the wine bottle.
"No thanks."
"I bet you never had a drink before." Hilde pointed out.
"Well, I did once at-"
"Hey, you can help me with my knife throwing!" Catherine snapped. "I just gotta new board, lets try it out!"
"Well, I don't know." She tried to stand up.
All of the girls look at her and Relena is pinned in the corner by an invisible force of peer pressure.
"Alright." She stepped forward and Catherine led her into another room.
A few moments later, a loud cry is heard from the adjacent room.
"Relena, if you close your eyes, you never know what's happening." Catherine said.
"Oh boy, shes not taking this very well." Catherine slid out of the room and said.
"C-C-Catherine." Relena's voice was shaky.
"Oh geez, it's like shes never faced death before." Hilde rolled her eyes. "Whatta wimp."
Pop up Note: Ok and here, ladies and gentlemen, is an insert of the song 'Look at me I'm Relena D.' Just do as I said before and continue reading. Chow!
Keikei
"Hilde, are you making fun of me?" Relena came out of the room.
"Eh, er" All of the girls stare in shock and try not to give any eye contact.
"I changed my mind, let's go." Heero tried to climb out of the car which was parked in front of Catherine's house.
"Whadda ya mean, your staying right here Petunia." Duo said as he pulled Heero back in by the back of his jacket.
"You do it." Wufei nudged Quatre in the side.
"Relena, oh Relena, wherefore art thou-"
"Knock it off!" Heero said as he pulled Quatre down from his dramatic pose.
"Oh my, they can't come in here!" Catherine yelled as the girls looked out her bedroom window.
"I'm gunna get my kicks while I'm still young." Hilde said as she grabbed her jacket and hopped out the window.
"Oh god." Catherine sighed as she turned away.
Hilde jumped down from the drainpipe she was climbing down while the boys watched from the suit.
The door comes down and Hilde grabbed the hang glider and pulled herself up.
"Whats up Duo?" She asked after she finished brushing herself up.
"One guess."
"You sure got alot to offer a gal." She winked.
"You better believe it."
Hilde lifted an eyebrow and turned her gaze to face Heero.
"So, Yuy?" She curtseys.
"You lookin' good." He answered.
"Eat your heart out." She motioned towards the window.
"Sloppy seconds ain't my style."
Hilde made an exasperated face. Heero turned to walk away.
"Screw you." Hilde said as she waved around her arm.
Hilde hopped in the cockpit and sat in the passengers seat. She looked behind her and saw Wufei, Quatre, and Trowa trying to busy themselves with buttons.
Duo got the hint. "Okay fellas, get out."
The boys rolled their eyes and jumped out.
Pop up Note: 'Hopelessly Devoted to You' there, I'm going to say it like that from now on. :p
Keikei
Duo casually walked his gundam around the corner and into an alley where mobile suits are parked bumper to bumper.
Hilde sat entwined around Duo as he tried to park.
"We can see who don't have drive-in money tonight." Hilde laughed.
"Yeah." Duo snickered.
The two come together in a clinch. With enthusiastic lovemaking, they managed to tumble to the floor of the cockpit.
Duo stopped and took some gum out of his mouth to place on the roof of the cockpit.
Hilde looked up and gave him a face.
"Keep a cool tool fool. I'm wise to the rise in your Levi's." Hilde laughed.
Duo had to think about this one. "Shutup." He said and kissed her again.
The familiar white suit walked up the alley way and ramed the back of Duo's Suit.
The kissing was meanwhile continued until Duo was thrown into the dashboard as the other suit rammed it.
"Darnit! You're gunna pay for this!" Duo shook his fist as he inspected the damage done by the hit.
Duo looked in the suit and noticed Lucrezia Noin was sitting next to Zechs. He smiled slightly and she smiled back.
Hilde saw Zechs and gave a slight smile as well.
"I'll give ya 75 cents for the suit, including the girl." Zechs chuckled.
Heero, Duo, Wufei, Trowa, and Quatre were open mouthed as they stared at the damage done to Duo's new suit.
"We gotta do something." Duo pleaded.
"Junk it." Wufei said.
Duo shrugged and looked imploringly at Heero, who was examining the damage.
"Eh, it's fixable." Heero implored.
"You remember when we managed to pull our suits out of the ocean." He continued.
"Yeah." Duo said.
"And when we managed to repair my Wing Zero."
"Yeah, but you took MY parts."
"So, then thats what we do, we take parts!" Heero proclaimed.
"It'll be the best!" Wufei spat out. Everyone was sorta surprised by it.
Pop up Note: 'Greased Lightnin' But be sure to sing it with a mobile suit kinda twist! ^_~
Keikei
Heero and Duo entered the Repair Garage. They walked up to where the other boys were relaxing and greeted eachother like long lost friends.
They sat down in two folding chairs near everyone else. Duo noticed the solemn face Heero was giving off.
"You still thinkin' about her?" Duo asked.
"The only thing on my mind is that stupid suit of yours Maxwell." Heero sighed.
"The fuzz had Thinder Road staked out last year and everyone got hauled to the clink." Trowa informed.
"Nobody's going to beat my baby, but nobody!" Duo spat out in anger.
Hilde, who was indignantly repairing her motorcycle, overheard everything.
"Hey, man, it's ok. It's not your fault she went for that muscle brained jock." Quatre said and patted Heero's back.
"Somebody snakin' ya Yuy?" Hilde walked up to them and was wiping the grease off her hands.
"Bite the wienie, Hilde." Heero grunted.
"With relish." She licked her lips.
Hilde walked off behind a virgo suit and her clanking, from the repairing, was heard.
"Look out!" Catherine yelled from across the garage.
"Catherine!" Trowa stood up as he took the knife out of the wall, right in front of Heero's nose. "A repair shop is no place for you to practice throwing knives!"
"Sorry." She took the knife and waved away.
"Chicks, who needs 'em." Heero snorted.
"Yeah, what else are you supposed to do with them for the other 23 hours and 45 minutes of the day." Duo stuck his tounge out at Hilde who was watching him.
"Thats all it takes? 15 minutes?" Quatre innocently blinked.
All four of the other boys just rolled their eyes at Quatre's stupid remark.
A football rolled into the garage and stopped at Wufei's feet. He bent down to pick it up but Heero had gotten up and stomped on it, causing it to pop.
"He's just a dumb jock." Duo soothed.
"It ain't the dumb that counts; it's the jock." Heero growled.
Author's Note: Hello, glad to see me again? I hope so. Well anyway. THIS IS NOT THE END! So chill out kay? This is just part one. The play is waaaaay to long to write in one story so I'm gunna go and work on part two now buh bye!!
Yours Truly,
Keikei