Author's Note: Dah da da DAH! Here's what you've been waiting for! Or at least, I hope it's what you've been waiting for. Um... well nevermind. This is Greasy Gundam Wing, part 2. If you haven't read part 1 go read it now! Shoo! Alright, hold on to your hats and any loose posessions 'cause here we go!
Keikei
Greasy Gundam Wing
A silly little grease parody with the cast of GW! Duh!
Heero casually walked out of a dark, empty room marked, DETENTION, on the door.
When he stepped out, Relena was standing at the bulletin board, posting up a bright green flyer.
"Hows it going?" He asked quietly.
"Fine."
"Glad to hear it." He said, not meaning it.
"Look Relena," Heero begged. "I'm sorry about the way things turned out. I mean, I wish there was nothing between us!"
"And there isn't." She said sweetly.
"There is and you know it!" He yelled. "It's just that I wake up in the morning and I look in the mirror and there I am, Heero Yuy. I get dressed and come to school and I turn into HEERO YUY. And theres one you know and one they know, and I'm both of 'em. And sometimes Heero Yuy says something, but it comes out like HEERO YUY said it, but I mean the same thing! You gotta help me Relena." He panted.
"Hn." She said.
"You know the cheerful, regular boy, Heero Yuy, Relena. They know the perfect soldier, HEERO YUY." He explained.
"I wish I didn't." She said calmly.
"It ain't easy being 2 people ya know." He pleaded once more.
"Thats why I'm glad my current boyfriend is such a practical, simple person.
"Too bad his brains are in his biceps." Heero snorted.
"Just because he's a champion athlete and your not?" Relena was appauled.
"I am too! I'm a friggin' terrorist!" Heero screamed.
"Seeing is believing." Relena picked up her other flyers and walked off down the hall.
"What sports do you like boy?" Coach Treize asked
"I like, um, assassinating." Heero pointed out.
"Um, ok then, what else?"
"I like, mobile suits."
"Alright, never-mind. Lets get started." Coach Treize led Heero out into a basketball court.
Coach Treize told him to go play and play he did. He played so good, but one student kept blocking all of his shots. He shot again, but it was blocked.
Heero soon grew impatient of this game and when the boy went to block it again, Heero punched him in the stomach and gave him an upper cut in the chin.
Coach Treize rolled his eyes.
"Here, try wrestling." Coach Treize offered.
Heero looked dubiously at the tangled bodies before him.
He got on a mat with an over weight wrestler and Coach Treize blew the whistle to begin.
Heero easily pinned the boy.
"I must eliminate all obstacles." He said as he took out his pocket knife. He raised it in the air.
"NO! No, Heero, thats enough thank you!" Coach Treize took the knife away and threw it in the trash as they went outside.
"Try baseball." Treize offered yet again.
"Ok." Heero nodded and grabbed a bat.
The pitcher winded up and threw a fastball at Heero. Heero swung at it and it hit the pitcher in the nose.
The umpire looked around to see what to call that but nobody answered.
"Run boy!" Coach Treize yelled.
Heero nodded calmly.
He bagan to run around the bases. The infielder ran and got the ball from the pitcher and threw it to the first baseman who easily caught it.
"YOU'RE OUT!" The umpire yelled near first base.
Heero was not impressed. He winded up for a punch but Coach Treize had expected this and grabbed his arm.
"Okay, how about track?" Coach Treize was desperate now."
"Whatever."
"Okay, run, boy, run." Heero began to run the cinder track.
Heero decided he would go for a run at the hurdles. He watched as the captain of the football team ran gracefully and jumped every hurdle perfectly, in an even better time.
He started up and jumped every hurdle with grace and beauty. Out of the corner of his eye, right before the last hurdle came, he saw Relena walking in the track field and talking to the jocks.
Heero scowled and leaped for the last hurdle but too much was on his mind. The tip of his foot knocked the top and he was sent tumbling to the pavement.
Relena noticed his accident and rushed over to help.
"It was a great run, almost." She said as she helped Heero to his feet.
Heero didn't say anything. He just looked away.
"Tired?" She asked. "Talk to me Heero!"
"There's a dance." He began but stopped.
"Yes?" She answered. "It's called the National Bandstand Dance-off."
"I guess your going with these muscle headed jocks." He sighed.
"Maybe I am, maybe I'm not." She sighed as well. "If someone were to ask me I'd probably say yes."
Heero looked at her. "What if you already had a date?"
"I'd have to say no."
"Then I might as well not say anything at all." He turned away.
"Wait." She grabbed his arm. "Heero, don't you know anything?"
"Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't."
"Well, you know me."
The two looked at eachother and walked off towards the gym.
"Nobody's coming between us again." Heero whispered.
Heero took Relena to the Repair shop to meet up with some friends. When they entered together, everybody's heads turned.
Heero shrugged it off and walked toward his friends.
Duo, as usual, had brought with him some food which was sprawled out on the old poker table they were sitting at.
Hilde watched in disgust as Duo shoved several cheeseburgers in his mouth at a time. He took a long, messy slurp of his soda and wiped the excess mustard on his mouth off with the back of his hand.
Hilde rolled her eyes and gave a loud, exasperated sigh.
"What's with you tonight?"
"I guess I'm growing up faster than you are." She said angrily.
"There's only one thing that your faster than me at." Duo winked.
Hilde gave a low growl and cursed under her breath.
"You sure are a cheap date." Quatre told Dorothy.
"Hn?" Dorothy snapped out of her daze.
"Oh, uh, that didn't come out the way I meant it to." He winced.
"Oh, yeah, whatever, I understand." She looked around at the garage.
"You gotta date for the dance off?" Quatre asked taking one of Duo's fries. Duo growled and wrapped his arms around his food possesively.
"No."
"Wanta go?"
"Whatever. Oh, uh, I mean sure." She smiled sweetly.
"So Catherine, how's that job with the circus going?" Sally asked.
"Oh, uh, fine." Catherine laughed.
"You oughtta be treating us to dinner soon enough." Wufei pointed out.
"They don't pay much at first, plus I need an assistant that isn't afraid of dying." She sighed.
Trowa secretly raised an eyebrow.
"Well, I better be heading home. It's late." Sally said as she got up.
Wufei stood up too. "You're in luck luscious, you have an armed escort."
"You're married Wufei, please." Sally rolled her eyes.
"I'm widowed!" He yelled as Sally walked off. He quickly followed her out of the garage.
Everyone at the table laughed.
Dorothy saw Sally go, so she stood up too.
"I'm going to go home. I need some food." She explained. Duo gave her a glare as he stuffed yet another cheeseburger down his throat. Hilde banged her fist on the table.
"Will you cut it out!" Hilde yelled. She stood up.
"What?" Duo proclaimed. He took another bite.
"GRRR!" She picked up a soda and dumped it all over him.
Duo stood still for a second and Relena, and Trowa laughed. Even a low chuckle was heard from Heero.
"To you from me, Pinky Lee!" Hilde yelled as she stormed out of the garage.
Duo left after her but Trowa and Heero caught up with him. Everyone had left by now except for Catherine.
Catherine sighed and wiped the soda off of her blouse.
A single tear rolled down her eye and left a dark brown spot on the unpolished wood table.
"Are you alright?" A voice came from the darkness.
"Oh, hi Howard." Catherine's voice was shaky.
"What are you crying about?" He pulled up a chair next to her.
"I'm giving up on knife throwing. With my horrible aim, they'll never let me join the circus." She sighed. "So I'm retiring from knife throwing."
"Well, that's too bad." He said. There was a long silence and Howard left. Catherine sobbed under the flourescent lighting above her head.
Pop up Note: 'Circus School Drop out'!!! supposed to be 'Beauty School Drop out' but hey! This is GW style man!
Keikei
A camera crew truck was parked outside of the large double doors of the gym.
The Gang watched from the side.
Duo saw Hilde coming around the side of the truck. He ran over and made it look unintentional. They stared at each other for a little while.
Heero saw Duo stomping out from behind the truck. He glanced around and saw Hilde doing the same.
"You two still broken up?" Heero asked.
"I lost track." He growled.
"The dance is tonight." Heero informed him.
"And I am going to have the hottest date there!" Duo put his arms behind his head and the two walked off.
"The biggest thing, happening to D.A. and we don't even have dates!" Sally complained.
She and Hilde were walking around the parking lot when they heard a low rumble of an approaching vehicle.
"Looks like the luck is changing." Hilde winked. Sally gave her an exasperated smirk and they walked up to the car.
"Where's your tough lookin' suit?" Hilde asked Zechs.
"Some weirdo crashed it into a seaside base." He hung one arm out of the window and the three talked.
Later that night, the gym was a pandemonium of anxious students.
"Look Heero! There's Vince Fontaine!" Relena jumped up and down when they entered the gym.
"So?"
"He's so cool!"
"Yeah, if you like older guys." Heero rolled his eyes at the man straightening his bowtie.
As Vince readied himself for the airing, he got a glimpse of Sally in the background.
Hilde entered the gym, dangling on Zech's arm. Duo watched as they crossed the dance floor.
"Two minutes 'till air time." Some faculty member's voice came from the speakers set up everywhere.
Duo swaggered around in the gym as if waiting for something. He saw Heero, who motioned for him to come over. Duo sighed deeply and walked over, pulling his date out of the crowd. It's Lucrezia Noin, wearing six inch heels and a ruffly yellow dress.
Heero's mouth went agape and his eyes went wide. It was very apparent that he knew her.
Zechs saw Duo with Lucrezia and his eyes went wide as well. He began to walk towards them but Hilde grabbed his arm.
"Easy, tough guy. No blood, it makes the dance floor sticky." She eased his anger.
"And now, students, welcome to the National Bandstand Dance off. I'm glad all of you could make it. For the rules." The mousey little man that was the producer of the show spoke up in the microphone. "Rule 1: All couples must be boy, girl."
"Hi! I wantcha to meet Lucrezia Noin." Duo introduced.
"How ya doing, Yuy baby?"
Relena looked from Heero to Lucrezia with an idea forming in her busy little mind.
"I'm Vince Fontaine. Do your parents know I come into your room every night? Over WAXX that is! I'm judging the dance contest ya know." Vince talked to Sally.
"I don't think I'm entered." She kept a steady gaze.
"A knockout like you? Things sure have changed since I went to school... last year!" He laughed.
Sally stared at him dumbly for a few seconds but she laughed as well.
"Rule 2: Anyone using tasteless or vulgar movements will be disqualified."
"They call me killer because I'm the best fighter at OZ academy." Lucrezia showed off.
"With the worst reputation." Relena stuttered under her breath.
Lucrezia scanned Duo up and down over and over again. "You're cute for a little guy." She said.
"Rule 3: When you are tapped on the shoulder, you must leave the floor immediatly."
Vince Fontaine jumped up on the stage and mounted the podium. Everyone gave a loud round of applause.
"And now, here he is... the man of the hour, Vince Fontaine." The producer said and jumped of the stage.
"Do you... know her?" Relena pulled Heero off to the side of the dance floor.
"She used to be a friend of my cousin's." Heero shrugged.
"You don't have a cousin." She spat.
"Just never mind, lets dance."
The mousy producer looked at his watch and counted down.
"Now!"
The theme music was played and Vince smiled huskily into the camera.
"Hello and welcome to the National Bandstand, coming to you live from Deadly Arts High School. This is the event you've all been waiting for -- The National Dance-off, but the only thing I wanna say, in all sincerity, is enjoy yourselves, have a ball, cause like we used to say at 'Big Fifteen' where the jocks hang out, if you're havin' fun, you're number one. And some lucky guy and gal is going to go home boppin' with some great prizes. But don't feel bad if I bump yazzz out, because it don't matter if you win or lose, it is what ya do with your dancin' shoes. So, okay cats, throw your mittens around your kittens and away we go!"
Loud music, prefferably 'Born to Handjive' was played loudly and a band was reeled out on a platform.
Everyone was dancing and having a good time doing the things they were warned not to do, like look at the camera and dance woodenly.
Vince made his rounds and eliminated people as he went until there were six couples left - among them were Heero and Relena, Duo and Lucrezia, and Quatre and Dorothy, and Hilde and Zechs.
Quatre and Dorothy were eliminated. The dance floor looked like a small battle ground with Zechs and Lucrezia trying to sabotage each other.
"I can't do it!" Relena panted.
"Sure ya can." Heero calmed.
"But I've never won anything!"
"We've never done anything together!"
Heero put his arm around Relena and they went into a dance specialty that knocked all of the others off the floor.
Just as the two went into a complicated step, Lucrezia left Duo and cut into Heero's arms.
Relena's mouth fell to the floor. Duo saw her sudden expression. So he danced over there and took her arm leading her to the side. The dance suddenly turned sensual.
"Look at them go." A voice said behind Relena. She listened intently.
"They ought to be able to, they went together for a whole summer."
Relena turned in astonishment and tears flowed out of her eyes.
"Here they are ladies and gents! The new champs! Can I have your names please!" Vince held up Heero's arm.
"Lucrezia Noin and Heero Yuy!" Lucrezia said before Heero could even whimper.
"Lets give 'em a hand!" Applause was everywhere. "Now lets see our star couple in a slow dance."
'Blue Moon' played as Lucrezia and a very uncomfortable Heero danced alone in the dark.
"Hey guys come on!" Quatre yelled with his head sticking out of the back door to the gym.
Quatre, Trowa, and Wufei nod and put paper bags over their heads.
Suddenly, the boys lept on stage and surprised everyone in front of the camera.
"We have pictures of you so called, mooners." Principal Une stormed over the intercom, the next day at school. "And just because the pictures aren't of your faces, doesn't mean we can't identify you. At this very moment these pictures are on their way to Washington where the F.B.I. has experts on this sort of identification. If you turn yourselves in now you may escape a federal charge."
Quatre, Wufei, and Trowa made sickening faces at eachother as they cleaned off Duo's suit.
It was a triple bill. Cars were lined up everywhere to get inside the drive-in.
Trowa's car pulled up to the curb and he opened the trunk. Duo, Wufei, and Quatre climbed out.
"Lets find the chicks." Duo smiled.
Heero's car pulled up to a spot in the drive in with Relena in the passenger's seat. Heero reached out and pulled in the speaker. He examined Relena's mood and decided not to. Instead, he put his feet up on the dashboard and placed an arm around Relena.
The two sat watching the movie for quite sometime. There was a certain tension in the air. Relena had her arms folded in her lap.
"Okay, Okay, what is it?" He broke the scilence.
"You and Lucrezia went together!" She spat.
"We didn't go together, we WENT together!"
"Thats what I said! Besides it's the same thing!"
"It's not! Not like us... I mean it, Relena. Come on." Heero pleaded.
Relena sighed and leaned into her seat.
"Relena." Heero said, getting bored of the scilence again.
She looked up at him and sighed with his smiling eyes.
"Oh Heero." She laughed.
"Wanta go steady?" He asked. He took an old ring out of his pocket and handed it to her.
"Oh Heero, it's beautiful. Can I put some tape on it?" She said as she watched it dangle off of her finger.
He nodded. He rubbed his hands together as if expecting some sweet lovin' but Relena just leaned out the window to get a look at the ring in the moonlight.
"You see, when a girl holds her standards high, a guy respects her." She continued.
Heero smiled.
Sally, Hilde and another girl were all sharing a mirror in the Ladies room. The girl accidentally bumped Hilde and in reaction, Hilde elbowed her in the side of her bosom and the girl walked away in pain.
"Whats with you tonight?" Sally asked.
"I feel like a defective typewriter." Hilde spat out.
"Huh?" Sally asked.
"Skipped a period." Hilde said quietly.
"You think your P.G.?" Sally asked, all concern.
"I don't know... Big deal." Hilde tried her hardest to sound tough.
"Duo?"
"Nah, you don't know the guy." She sighed.
"Ack, they're all the same. I caught Vince Fontaine putting Aspirin in my Coke at the dance." Sally pointed out.
"Look Sally. Do me a favor. Don't say nothing. Okay?"
"Sure Hilde. I'll take it to the grave." She smiled.
Hilde and Sally joined the crowd.
Sally pushed her way through the crowd. "Coming through! Coming through! Lady with a baby!" She put her hand to her mouth. "Sorry." Hilde rolled her eyes.
A girl brushed up against Sally's purse. She hesitated and whispered the bad news in the girls ear. The girl's eyes went wide and the rumor was spread throughout the drive through as Hilde and Sally walked to their car.
Duo walked passed a car where the driver tugged at his jacket. He was told the news and his eyes went wide. He suddenly reacted and turned towards Hilde and Sally.
He walked up to the back of them as though he was unconcerned.
"Hey, Hilde. I hear you're knocked up." He said casually.
Hilde froze, stone still and gave the embarrased Sally a look of contempt.
"You do huh? Well, good news sure does travel fast."
"Hey listen, why didn't you tell me?"
"Whats it to ya?"
"Anything I can do?"
"You've done enough."
"I don't run away from my mistakes."
"Don't worry about it, Duo. It was somebody else's mistake." She smiled sweetly.
He looked at her, hurt and astounded.
"Huh? Thanks alot kid." He ruffled her short hair.
"Any time." She winked.
As Duo walked away a single tear touched Hilde's eye. She almost ran after him but was stopped by Sally's voice.
"It ain't so bad Hilde. You get to stay home from school."
"Just leave me alone will ya? Just leave me alone." She stormed away.
Heero and Relena sat side by side staring at the movie screen. Heero tried to get closer to Relena by making innocent movements to which she remained oblivious.
He faked a sneeze and dropped his arm on her shoulder.
"I hope you're not getting a cold." She said.
"No. Nothing contagious. Just drive-in dust." He explained.
They sat for a while longer and Heero looked at Relena's curves. He bit his bottom lip in anticipation, but his hand had a mind of his own. In one calm movement it fell deeper and clamped Relena's breast.
Her eyes nearly buldged out of her head. "Heero!"
"Relena!" He gasped.
She moved and he interpreted this as a reaction, so in one clean swoop, he took her in his arms and had her lying on her back.
"What kind of a girl do you think I am?" She was appauled.
"The best, the very best! I won't tell a soul!" He exclaimed.
Relena opened her mouth wide as if to scream bloody murder, but istead she smacked Heero and climbed out of the car.
"Relena, Relena come back!" Heero pleaded.
"...Are you kidding? I'm not coming back to that, that sin wagon...!" She stuttered.
"What are you getting so shook up about? I thought I meant something to you!" He yelled.
She tuttered some more and threw his ring at him.
She stormed away and Heero tried to get up but his head hit the horn and caused a round of movie go'ers to shush him.
"Hows it going?" Duo leaned in his window.
"It went."
"Same here."
Heero got out and walked alone in the drive in.
Pop up Note: And here we shall play for you, 'Relena' in case you didn't know, the real song is called 'Sandy' Well, stop staring and continue!
Keikei
Quatre, Trowa, and Wufei waited patiently infront of the large barn doors to the repair garage.
Suddenly, the door swung open and Duo's polished and shiney, new Mobile suit stepped out.
The boys applauded as Heero came walking up the walkway.
"Whoa!" Heero said.
"This oughtta knock 'em out at Thunder Road!" Duo proclaimed.
"You could change your mind." Trowa offered.
Duo looked at his watch and said. "In three hours the bell goes off and this baby strikes!"
"Duo, you've really done it this time." Quatre shook his head.
"Those guys at Thunder Road don't fool around." Heero informed.
"Hey! Where's youre spirit of adventure??" Duo asked.
"About two steps behind my spirit of survival."
"Look, Heero, even though I don't think you like me very much. We've been buddies for a long time. Right?"
"Right." He agreed.
"Well," Duo said, sounding almost shy. "Well, what I wantya to do is this. It's kinda like an ancient deul, ya know. I mean I don't mind going out there by myself ya know, but if you were to, uh, be my second..."
"You mean ride with you?"
"The drivers, drive alone. But I mean, you know, just."
Heero looked at Duo. He solemnly nodded with a visible smirk on his face.
"Pick ya up at three." Duo continued.
Pop up Note: Alrighty then. Here is the slot for the song 'There are Worse Things I Could do' sung by the beautiful Hilde S.
Keikei
Thunder road is a large secluded field. Around it are millions of people. From the Deadly Arts academy are Dorothy, Sally, Catherine, Hilde, Relena, Heero, Duo, Quatre, Wufei, and Trowa. From the OZ academy, many soldiers are there. Among the OZ students are Zechs and Lucrezia.
"So you think you gotta winner there huh?" Zechs laughed.
"You bet." Duo protested.
"Takes more than a fresh coat of paint to make it at Thunder Road. Sure you don't wanta change your mind?"
"No way!"
"Okay, we're fighting for pinks." Zechs boasted.
"Pinks?"
"Pink slips you dumb ass!" Zechs stormed.
Duo nodded and dug in his pockets for the papers. Lucrezia took them.
"The rules are: There ain't no rules, who ever either dies or can't fight anymore loses." Zechs explained.
The boys agree and the battle begins.
The other four boys, Quatre, Wufei, Trowa, and Heero, gave the mobile suit one last check.
He hopped up on the hang-glider, but just as he is near the top, Quatre, who had been inside, opened the hatch and hit Duo in the head causing him to plummet to the ground, adding further head damage.
"Duo, Duo are you alright?" Quatre bent down beside him.
He made slightly audible animal noises.
"He'll never be able to fight." Heero told the others. "Life's not worth living unless you take a few chances."
Heero dramatically walked toward the suit and hopped onto the hang-glider.
"If it wasn't for bad luck, I wouldn't have any luck at all." The revived version of death commented.
Lucrezia stood by the bell with a hammer in her hand.
*DING!*
The boys start battling. Heero took a swipe with the energy saber at Zechs but he quickly dodged it.
Zechs brought out his gun and pointed it at Heero's gundam's head.
Heero was cornered. "That was a fast battle." Zechs said over the intercom.
Heero secretly laughed and two matching sabers shot out of the suit's ankles, cutting off Zechs' feet.
Zechs fell to the floor and couldn't get up again.
"Get out, you're defeated." Heero said.
Zechs got out and held his arms out in surrender. Everyone from D.A. High cheered. Even Relena, who was sitting alone, sighed with relief that Heero was alive.
Heero is surrounded by happy viewers as they carried him off back into civilization.
Hilde walked up to Relena and sat next to her. "Well, they did it."
"Why is it, the guys get the glory and the girls get the blues?" Relena asked.
"You're asking me? I thought you had all the answers."
"I thought I did. What am I doing wrong? I used to think it was Heero, but now I think it was me!"
"Come on, Gidget, and let Auntie Hilde give you some tips of the trade." The two walked off in persue of the crowd.
"Now hear this! Tomorrow, being the last day of school, is hereby proclaimed Favorite Image Day, which we are celebrating at Wonder World Amusement Park. Come as the person you most admire or the thing you'd like to be. And remember students, set your goals high." The intercom turned off for the last time, for the Gundam Wing gang.
'We Go Together' was played everywhere in the Amusement Park.
"What are you two up to?" Sally asked as she looked at Quatre and Dorothy's Mickey and Minnie mouse hats.
"We're off to Holloywood." Dorothy exclaimed and kissed Quatre's rubber ear.
"Whats with you?" Sally asked Catherine.
"I found an assistant that'll work!" Catherine proclaimed. She pulled out Trowa who was dressed like a clown. "We leave for the Circus tomorrow." She beamed.
"I'm gunna leave and join the Rebels!" Sally proclaimed, shooting her arm up in the air.
"Look you guys." Catherine pointed. "Hilde and Duo are together again!"
Hilde and Duo were riding the Ferris Wheel and eating cotton candy. They were dressed as bride and groom.
"Oh my god!" Quatre gasped as he looked at Heero dressed in a collared shirt, khaki slacks, and a white D.A. sweater."
"Yuy?" Duo and Hilde appeared behind them.
"Hi, kids." Heero said.
"Kids?"
"Kids."
"But why?" Quatre asked.
"I'm phasing into the world." He said dramatically.
A wave of gasps were heard through-out the crowd and everyone's head turned to see Relena with an overlapping perm, skin tight pedal pushers and a leather jacket. She was even complete with gum and a cigarette.
Heero slacked his jaw and held out his arms in astonishment.
"How ya hangin' stud?" She said sassily.
"Relena??" He freaked.
"I see you noticed."
"I thought that you..." He said, scanning her figure up and down.
"Yuy, we got wavelength trouble. When I'm on yours, you ain't on mine."
"I changed for you, and you changed for me. I'd say that was wavelength."
"Suppose we'll last?" Relena asked. He grabbed her hand and pulled her closer.
"Time will tell." He pulled her into a tight embrace.
Pop up Note: 'You're the One That I Want' sung by Heero and Relena. Cheesy I know. From, that song, they go into the song 'We Are Together' as a group where everybody dances to it.
Keikei
While the others sang and danced, Heero and Relena pulled themselves away from the crowd.
As all happy endings, they looked at eachother, eyes brimming with love, and kissed passionately.
~The End~
Author's Note: And that concludes my GW/Grease parody. Like it? I sure hope so or I'll hang myself. Sorry for the mis-spellings but for some reason WordPad doesn't have a spell checker. Oh well *Shrugs* See ya later you crazy sons of bitches!! *Waves goodbye* *Hops in the convertible with the GW cast and drives off*
Keikei