SORRY THIS IS MY FIRST FANFIC SO PLEASE IF YOU DONT
LIKE IT THATS OK I WAS
JUST REALLY BORED WHEN I WROTE THIS
The GW boys vs The Muppets
BY: LADY MAXWELL
Legal Crap: I do NOT own Gundam Wing or The Muppets so
please dont sue me.
[the setting is in a small house in the den where a TV couch and
arm chair
are with several pictures hanging on the wall all of several puppets
each had
the same pig in them though]
Duo:*The boys all wake up and look around Duo stretches* WHAT
THE HECK!!
Where are we? This isn't Quoter's living room!
Quatre:*rubbing his eyes* Oh my gosh its like a dream
Heero: .........where are we? Wheres my gun?
Duo: haha! great now I can annoy you without any worries......
*Heero grabbed Duo's collar*
Heero: dont get your hopes up I can still whop your butt
Duo:*gulp*
Quatre: try to stay calm everyone there has got to be a reasonable
explanation to all this or maybe its just a dream
Wufei: You fag this aint no dream you on some kinda pill look
around you this
is real you nitwit.
Trowa:*glares at Wufei* ...............
Wufei: Great this is great now theyre both against me Wheres the
justice you
think.......
*he was interupted by a frog running in the room screaming he
stopped dead in
his tracks Heero jumped up and got in a postion to fight*
Duo: What the......!!!
*Duo was interupted by a pig running after the frog screaming*
Pig:KKKEEEERRRRMMMIIIIIITTTT!!!! dont run from me you big
meany *she started
wapping the frog with her purse* HMPH *she suddnely looked up
and saw all the
boys looking at her she froze*
Heero: what is going on somebody please tell me!
Duo: haha look at that thing its like a big ball of pink haha oh my
gosh this
is funny crap
Heero:*glared at Duo* shut up
Quatre: OH OH OH I know who they are! Mrs Piggy!!
Duo: Mrs Piggy?! hahahahahahahaha *he started rolling on the
ground laughing
Heero, Wufei, and Trowa looked down in disgust* That name sure
suits her
Mrs Piggy: WHAT!!! why you little *the pig jumped on duo and
started
strangling him and screaming her hair flying everywhere she
strangly
resembled a mad beaver*
Duo: GACK!! Help....you guys!!! *He tryed to pry the pigs fingers
away from
his neck but the pig held on tighter and tighter*
Frog: Mrs Piggy calm down and lets see why these people are in
our house
Mrs Piggy:*looked up with fire in her eyes looked at the frog and
calmed
down* ok kermy!
Duo: *coughed a few times* thanks frog
Quatre: I think its Kermit
Kermit: yes it is now tell me who you all are
*Kermit sat down on the couch and Mrs Piggy followed and glared
at the boys
and held on to Kermit cooing every so often she would snort and
fall face
foward on the ground get up and excuse herself for falling asleep*
Heero: so we are trapped in this pig and frogs house?
Duo: what the heck? NO I have a date with Hilde tonight
*Heero looked over at the pig who was now staring at him he tryed
to ignore
it and looked back every now and then and the pig was still looking
at him
she was batting her eyes Heero shook his head and started to
concentrate on
how to get out of the house*
Kermit: well this is very weird
Quatre: Im sorry we came like this believe me we are just as
surprised!
Duo: Heck with it Quatre you realise your talking to a frog for
goodness
sake? I mean something has GOT to be wrong with the person
whos dreaming this
dream and answer me something who the heck are the muppets I
mean Ive never
heard of them and apparently your the only one who has so tell me
who the
heck this little sock puppets are!!!
Kermit:*getting alittle upset by Duos constant remarks* Does he
ALWAYS talk
like that?
Quatre: kinda hehe......
*he was interupted by Mrs Piggy suddnely jumping foward and
screeching she
jumped on Heero who shot up in surprise and started hugging him*
Mrs Piggy:*cooing* pretty pretty pretty pretty...
Heero: get this thing off me!!!!!*he was on the ground kicking and
throwing a
fit*
Kermit: PIGGY!! you need to calm down and take your pills!
Duo: you freak of nature you cant take pills your a stuffed made up
peice of
crap get it through your wooly head you faggot!!!!
Trowa:.............this is weird........
Quatre: oh my gosh Heero are you ok?
*the pig was holding on to Heeros leg and wouldnt come loose so
Heero just
decided to ignore her*
Heero: No this little peice of bacon wont get off me!
Mrs Piggy: Peice of bacon?!!! WAAAAAHHHHH!!!! *she let go
and started
croaking on the floor she lay perfectly still for a sec then started
shaking
her eyes turned red she got up and grabbed a lamp and started
swinging it
everywhere*
Kermit: OH NO MRS PIGGY its time for her medicine shes a
schzophrentic she
gets like this if she doesnt have any medicine
Wufei: Im just going to ignore this stupidity your all so weak you
inferioritys!!
Mrs Piggy: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! *she swung at everything in
sight
Duo:FREAK!! somebody stop the freak shes lost it the bacon has
gone
bad!!!!!!!! *he ran out of the room along with Quatre*
Heero: EVERYBODY DOWN SHES GONNA BLOW!!!!! *he
jumped on the floor covering
his head and lay still Mrs Piggy continued hitting everything in sight
she
was screaming*
Trowa: ..............
Wufei: AAAHHHH!!!! you weakling face me we shall duel!!!!! *He
grabbed a
nearby chair NOW FACE ME AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN.....I MEAN
WOMEN....I MEAN
WHATEVER YOU ARE!!!
Quatre: NOO WUFEI we shouldnt be fighting at all
*Duo watched the scene of the pig and Wufei battling it off with a
chair and
lamp and started cracking up. Heero looked up and saw Wufei and
the pig
facing it off he jumped up and grabbed the coffee table!! Quatre
turned away
and Trowa tryed to calm him down*
Mrs Piggy: MUAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAH I shall prevail *she
stood up in what was
supposed to be a triumphant poise Wufei swung his chair hitting
her in the
stomach and she flew threw the air and crashed through the wall
and
dissappeared*
Wufei: That solves that *dusting his hands off and throwing the
chair down
Heero: AAWWW man and I didnt even get a peice of the
bacon.......I mean action
Duo: hey guys this is great I havent had this much fun since I had
that dream
about the teletubies!
Kermit:*Kermit ran in* Mrs Piggy I got your medicine.......Mrs
Piggy? HMMMM
thats strange *he walked into the room and sat back down* whered
she go?
Duo: ummmmm she had an accident
Wufei:*smiling evily* yeah she suddnely just dissappeared why
dont you ask
Heero she seems to have taken aliking to him
Heero:..........I do not care I just am rather mad that now I will have a
psycho princess chasing me all over and a schzophrentic pig
attacking me
everywhere I go
Duo: hahahaha Hey Heero maybe you can get some bacon out of
the deal
Kermit:*cringed at Duos remark* Hehe.....well I am sorry I am just
as
confused as you all are
Quatre: We are gundam Pilots we come from the future we
stopped the........
*He was interupted by the door suddnely bursting open in walked a
big fuzzy
bear followed by some weird looking freak of nature blue with a
curled up
nose*
Fozzie: HHHHEEEYYY Kermit!!!!........WOAH!!!!!*he saw the boys
and stopped to
look at them*
Kermit: Hey Fonzy these are.......
Duo: Im Duo *points to Quatre* thats Quatre *points to Trowa* thats
Trowa
*points to Wufei* thats Wufei *points to Heero* thats Heero were
gundam
pilots.
Gonzo: WOAH!!!! hey you like to go to space? Im from space!
Heero: *jumps up from his slump in a chair runs over to gonzo now
interested*
Your from space? so are we tell we what colonie!!
Gonzo: Colonie? no you dont understand my family are from a
planet
Heero:.........ok? what planet?
Gonzo: I can not tell you for the name might hurt your inferior brains
and I
would not want goo all over me
Duo:RRRRIIIIIGGGHHHTTTT...........Quatre this is getting to weird
for me
talking bears frogs and schzophrentic pigs and now some little
blue alien who
can challenge Heeros abilities thats all to much for me right now.
Trowa:............
Wufei: Ha I bet I can take that little blue alien on any day!!!
Gonzo:*looks at Wufei makes an even freakier face that is to
scarie to even
describe Wufei passes out* anyone else?
Heero: haha thats pretty good *slaps Gonzo on the back he jumps*
Quatre: hmmmm this is diffently different
Duo: DIFFERENT!???? thats all you gotta say about these freaks?
I mean I
thought Heero was weird but now that I meet these talking creeps I
dont
think Heero is all that bad
*suddnely a big snort is heard from the other room a long moan
and then a
chant started up*
Voice from other room: Pretty Pretty Pretty Pretty Pretty.......
Heero: *Heeros glance shot up he froze in terror and disgust*
Duo: Oh great here comes the evil bacon
Fozzie: Is that Mrs Piggy? Kermit did you not give her her
medicine? SHAME
SHAME SHAME!!! *does his fingers in the evil cross to get away*
Heero:*runs and hides just as the huge pig walks in the room
she was heaving and looked evil*
Duo: oh no the bacons got that old evil beavery look in her eye
again!!!!*he
ran and hid*
Kermit: GONZO FOZZIE YOU KNOW THE ROUTINE GET HER!
*they all jumped the pig and a huge fight insued for the next 10
minutes the
boys all just sat and watched Duo and Quatre in histarics and
Heero and Trowa
smiling with amusment Wufei just growled but let out a little snort
before he
could stop himself the sight of the pig being tackled was actually
really
funny*
Gonzo: WOAH DUCKIES!!!!!*he started riding mrs piggy like she
was a horse
and he suddnely started doing a funky dance*
Duo:*whispered to Trowa* that little blue thing is scary
Trowa:*smirked and laughed*............
Heero: *gave in and just started cracking up the sight of the little
blue
alien doing the jitterbug with the big bear was to much*
Kermit: ok mrs Piggy youll be fine in a second just relax
Mrs Piggy:*squirmed and gave up* ok but as long as I get that
hunky Heero boy
Heero: *blinked and rolled his eyes*
Duo: *elbowed Heero* dang Heero you get all the girls even the
bacon haha
Heero:*glared at Duo*
Duo: hehe gees Heero I was just joking *he shut up*
Quatre: ok so what else could possibly hap....
*once agian the door burst open but this time exploded more like it
and in
walked a ANOTHER strange looking creature with a cylinder
shaped head and
behind him a halfway normal green puppet man*
Beeper (the cylinder head one): beep beep
Dr. Honey Do: Yes beeper I know we should have knocked but I
wanted to try
out this new machine * he held up a little object that was smoking
and threw
it behind him shrugging* needs work
*the object hits Fozzie on the head*
Fozzie: OW hey Dr H watch it that hurt. *Rubs head then suddnely
passes out*
Duo:*watches scene and just ignores it things seemed like they
never got any
better than that* maybe he was drunk he said
Heero:.........shut up Duo
Quatre: dont you guys EVER KNOCK?
*the cylinder head named beeper turned around his eyes got very
big Heero
smirked and got an evil idea why not have some fun with this*
Heero: beep beep
beeper:*turned around in surprise as did everyone else who just
stared at
them his eyes got even bigger Heero thought they were going to
explode he
smirked at the thought* beep beep beep?
Heero: beep! (I have no idea what Im talking about or what Im
saying I hope
this gets good he thought and grinned evilly)
Duo: WOAH I always knew Heero was smart but I never thought he
could talk in
that beeping language
beeper: BEEP!!!! beep beep beep beep beep
Dr Honey Do: well it seems little Beeper here has found a friend
*and he
chuckled in a freakish way*
Quatre:*watched in amazment* WOAH hey Heero do you know
what your saying?
Heero:*ignored Quatre he wanted to have some fun with these little
strange
puppets minds he grinned to himself evilly* beepidy beep beep
Duo: shut the heck up I cant take all this beeping its starting to
annoy
me!!!!!*he ran around screaming the boys watched in horror as
Duo ran around
but all the puppets just ignored this viewing it as perfectly normal*
Fozzie: HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA I
gotta joke wanna hear?
All puppets : NO!
Beeper: BEEP!
Heero:*put his arm around Beeper and started talking to him like
old friends*
beep beep beeper
Beeper: beep beepidiy beepidy beeperidy beep
Heero:*nodded in agreement even though he had no idea what he
was saying*
beeperidy beep beep
Beeper:*suddnely froze his lips curled into a frown his eyes got
EVEN wider
if you can imagine and he started smoking and got bright red every
one was
staring Heero backed off cautiously starting to panick Beeper
started
psyching out and smoking*
Dr Honey Do: OOOHHH NO!!!! someone get the fire
extinguisher!!!
Kermit: OK!! *ran off jumped over Fozzies uncouncious body lying
on the floor*
Beeper:*suddnely attacked Heero strangling him Heero being
attacked for the
second time in 1 hour struggled to slap Beeper and suddnely
whipped around
kicking him in the head knocking Beepers head sidways*
BBEEEPPPP!!!!*his head
was stuck he started panicking and trying to pull his head straight
Dr H ran
over trying to help him and got all upset and mad at Heero and Duo
for
laughing at Beeper who had now set off the fire alarm to the house
and all
the puppets were panicking and screaming*
Mrs Piggy:*decided to take this chance to get hold of Heero and
clung to him
for dear life and started screaming at the top of her lungs Heero
finally got
mad and started beating the crap out of Mrs Piggy Trowa Wufei
Quatre had to
jump Heero who had now beat the Mrs Piggy up so bad she was
rushed to the
hospital by Dr H who was going to take Beeper there anyways to
get his head
reajusted Duo on the other hand was laughing so hard they had to
put life
support on him just to keep him brea?hing*
Quatre: well this has been very eventful *he looked down at Heeor
who was
locked in a straight jacket that Kermit had given them he said he
kept it for
occasions like this which made all the boys wonder what
occasions that could
be*
Trowa:.......yeah....
Heero: eeheheheheheheh*kept on staring off into space still
possesed by that
evil force that drove him to beeting up mrs piggy*
Kermit: hmmmm this has been a good day.......
Wufei: HMPH this is a waste of my time you are all to weak!
Quatre:*ignoring Wufei* A GOOD DAY? A GOOD DAY? YOU
CALL HEERO LOSING IT AND
NEARLY KILLING THE PIG AND THE ALIEN THING A GOOD
DAY? tell me please do what
nesecarily IS your bad day?
Kermit: No one died no bombs in my cereal no exploding toilet
seats no guns
shoting at you from all around no evil posesed mobs attacking you
no body
breaking anything cept for the hole shaped like Mrs Piggy on my
wall and I
didnt get sprinkled with salt.
Quatre: salt?.....you know just forget it I dont even WANT to know.
Trowa:*sighed* Quatre-sama at least it was funny
Quatre:*nodded and got up and walked over to Duos side and
checked his pulse
then saw he had calmed down so he took the air mask off his face
that Kermit
had also furnished simply saying it came in handy which only made
Duo laugh
even harder and Quatre and Trowa wonder even more* Duo you
ok? I was worried
there for a second you know this place is weird I dont know if I like
it or
what
Duo: hehe yeah Im fine *sat up and walked over to the place where
Gonzo was
sitting he grinned evilly and whispered to Gonzo*
Gonzo: OK hahahahah that sounds good *nodded his head up and
down so hard Duo
could have sworn he heard something rattle inside it they walked
out of the
room Quatre watched in worry*
Quatre: I wonder what those two are up to now
Kermit: I dunno but I would be careful thats Gonzo your friend just
left with
hes been known to loose it
Quatre: loose it? like HOW bad?
Fozzie: hes alien and has weird powers I wouldnt wanna be around
him when he
goes off
Quatre:*shudders* well Im pretty sure Duo can handle that little blue
thing
*In walked ...well rather ran Gonzo who was laughing madly and
sprinkled salt
all over Kermit who screamed and shriveled up into a little tiny frog
about
half the size he was before*
Kermit:AAAHHH this is so not funny now i gotta be sprinkled with
sugar
Quatre:*horrified looked at Duo who was cackling evilly and ran to
go get the
sugar and sprinkled Kermit with it hoping to solve that little problem
Kermit:thank you quatre that is much better
Fozzie:*looked up at Quatre grinned evilly and looked over at the
sulking
Wufei sitting next to Trowa his eyes lit up and he opened his mouth
and just
stared at Wufei he drooled but sat there open mouthed and
drooling* da da *he
whispered and his chanting getting louder and louder each time*
Quatre:*nudged Kermit and whispered* what the heck is wrong
with that bear
and WHY does everyone around here seem to loose it expect for
you?*he asked
and looked at Kermit*
Kermit: theyre all schzophrentics Im the only one who has control
so I take
care of them but I would get Wufei outa here right now that is
unless he
wants Fozzie to attack him it can get pretty bad around here thats
why I keep
all those health things in my closet so that I am ok
Quatre:*nodded*thats freaky........so you have to deal with this
EVERY DAY?
Kermit: Yeah but the funny thing is that schzophrentics dont know
that they
are schzophrentics they just think they are like everyone else and
dont know
it
Quatre: OOOHHH HEY WUFEI look at the bear look at the bear!
watch out
Wufei:*looked up and saw the bear on his hands and knees wide
eyed and
drooling on the floor chanting da da he jumped* what the heck oh
my gosh get
this thing away
Heero:*still staring off like he was still demented woke up from his
gaze
looked at the bear and barked all the boys looked at Heero and
stared as he
sat there barking and jumping up and down. The bear turned and
started toward
Heero Kermit just looked at Quatre his eyes got really big and
Quatre
realised what was happening he jumped up and Kermit started
dancing all
around the room*
Duo: Hey Quatre......whats wrong with Heero? Whys he barking?
and whys that
stupid frog dancing and that bear oh my gosh Trowa!! save me *he
jumps into
Trowas arms and Trowa pushes him away as the front door .....well
whats left
of it opens and in rolls a ball of fur and the bear and frog stop and
they
star at each other and start to drool*
Quatre: Duo get that bottle of pills we gotta give them their
medicine before
its to late.
*the ball of fur opens up and a wild looking creature looks around
and jumps
on the coffee table and devours it right before Trowa then jumps on
the chair
and munches on the arm rest eyeing Trowa suspiciously and
drooling*
Trowa:*stared back in disgust*
Duo: Hey Trowa could you get this crazed frog his pills? *he yelled
as he
held the frog down that he had tackled and was struggling with on
the floor
it was screaming loudly and croaking then started cursing Duo who
ignored him
Trowa grabbed 2 pills and fed them to the frog who sat up right and
regained
his old poise as Kermit who jumped up as if nothing had happened
and sat down
next to Quatre who was about to cry*
Trowa: hey its alright Quatre dont cry *he patted him on the back
and tryed
to calm him but jumped when the animal sitting on the chair across
from them
jumped up and jumped out the closed window shattering glass
everywhere as he
dissappeared Trowa shrugged and went back to trying to calm
Quatre*
Heero: hey guys Im fine come on you can let me loose *Duo sighed
with relief
and untied Heero and sat back down*
Quatre:*Jumped up laughing maniaclly* I cant take it no more Im
tired of
being the nice little quiet boy I wanna do what I wanna do!!!! stay
back from
me!!! stay away muahhaa *he grabbed the frog and started
dancing with him and
beeting him senslessly on the bear that was lying on the floor*
muahahahahahhaha
Duo:*slaps his forehead* great hes lost it AGIAN
Kermit: AAAAHHHHH
Wufei: Quatre hahahaha go Quatre go Quatre go Quatre
Trowa:*stood up and started to join Quatre as he beat up the little
puppets
and danced to the beat of his singing mary had a little lamb*
Wufei:*quite pleased with the sight of the two going crazy and Duo
actually
speechless for a time and Heero laughing too.
Duo: YOU FREAKS THEYVE ALL GOTTEN TO YOU AM I THE
ONLY SANE ONE AROUND HERE!
STOP IT QUATRE WHAT HAS HAPPENED? AAAAHHHH!!!!
*Heero and Wufei tackled him
and ran off with Quatre and Trowa to go beat up the puppets and
the little
alien walked over like he was drunk and looked down at Duo*
Gonzo:ahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah JOIN US JOIN US
JOIN US LET THE POWERS OF
EVIL FILL YOUR BLOOD LET IT RULE YOU AND BE FREE!!!!
ALL TOGETHER MINUS DUO: JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US......
Duo: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
[the setting in Duos room Quatre sitting over in the corner with
Heero and
Trowa]
Quatre: DUO!!!! your awake thank goodness we all thought you
were done for
*he said as he put a warm cloth on his forehead*
Trowa:.........
Heero: ok well I gotta go bye *he walked out*
Quatre: dont mind him you took some pretty nasty hits during that
last battle
Im glad you are ok
*all of a sudden the door bell rang then the door exploded and in
paraded all
the puppets*
Puppets: Hey Duo-sama we came to visit you and see how you
were
Kermit: aaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Duo:AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know retard huh? well I was bored out of my mind and felt alittle
crazed at
the time I wrote this please excuse this if its retarded its my first
fanfic
I hope you enjoyed please email me complaints suggestions or
even compliments
all flames are welcomed but not liked