Disclaimers: Eliza Dushku and Sarah Michelle Gellar own themselves. No harm is intended. Just because I say they're queer doesn't mean they are!
Comments: Just another addition to the  'ATST's' series.
 
As the Set Turns -S.O.S
 
 
*Eliza and Sarah are in Sarah's car, driving to the studio's for the start of filming*
 
Sarah: So, then I saw this to die for dress... *trails off into fashion talk while hunting round in glove compartment for cigarette's*
 
Eliza: *Fumbling for seat belt* ROAD!
 
Sarah: *Turns to Eliza* What?
 
Eliza: ROAD! ROAD! KEEP YOUR GOD DAMN EYES ON THE ROAD!
 
Sarah: *ignoring the traffic in front of her that's swerving to get out of the way as she speeds along* Hey! No need to shout, you know you can just get out and walk if... *jabs finger at Eliza's chest*
 
Eliza: *grabs steering wheel and swerves to avoid small old lady who almost gets clipped as the car mounts the sidewalk* Jeeeeeezus Gellar!
 
Sarah: *slams brakes on performing a stuntcar emergency stop, throwing Eliza forward and almost causing a 20 vehicle pile up behind* LOOK! Ice-Cream! I SO have a craving for Hagen Daaz!
 
*Eliza speed lights a cigarette to try and calm her nerves as Sarah mounts a grass bank to get into the car park of the restaurant they just missed the entrance to*
 
Sarah: You want ice-cream right?
 
Eliza:*drags deeply on cig* If I say yes do you promise to get us there alive?
 
Sarah: Excuse me! I CAN drive.
 
Eliza: No, you HAVE a license... trust me, this ain't driving! Although if they need a stuntdriver for the next Lethal Weapon I suggest your agent puts your name forward.
 
Sarah: *Swings her BMW dangerously round several parked cars and then just stops her car in the middle of the path in front of the restaurant* Here we are! Come on then.
 
Eliza: *doesn't move* Gellar, you can't just leave your car in the middle of the fuckin' PATH!?
 
Sarah: I'm Buffy the Vampire Slayer, I can do what I want! *gets out of car*
 
Passer-By: HEY YOU IDIOT...! Oh My God! Buffy? Wow! It's Buffy! We love you!
 
Sarah: *waves to crowd that's gathering and then opens Eliza's door* See, Buffy rules!
 
Eliza: *Takes a long drag on her cig and gets out shaking her head* Ok, so Gellar's world is 2 blocks North of the Twilight Zone, like I didn't already have an incling of THAT before.
 
*Sarah and Eliza walk into ice-cream store.*
 
Eliza: Shit, left my purse in the car.
 
Sarah: So? I'm Buffy we don't pay for anything.
 
*Eliza watches as Sarah goes up and orders two of the biggest combo's on the menu, only pausing to give the man behind the counter an autograph and a big smile*
 
Sarah: SEE! Want, take, have. You being Faith I would've thought you'd have cottoned on to THIS before.
 
Eliza: What whoring myself out for freebies? Nah, I leave that sort of thing to you.
 
Sarah: *rolls eyes at Eliza as they walk back to the car, dripping ice-cream all down her mouth and the sidewalk as she goes*
 
Eliza: Jeeez Gellar, what are you a fuckin' pig? We're surrounded by snap happy fans and you're trying to put 'cookies n cream' on like it's foundation.
 
Sarah: Here's Hagen Daaz *she says in the same tone as the Maybeline advert*
 
*Eliza and Sarah sit in the BMW, Sarah has finished off her ice-cream and is eyeing Eliza's*
 
Sarah: You gonna eat all that?
 
Eliza: Didn't you look at this body last night? Of course I'm not! This is like 5 days worth of food for me, but I AM gonna swirl it round and play with it 'til it all melts and you can't finish it off.
 
Sarah: There's more you can do with ice-cream than eat it baby.
 
Eliza: *Smiles* Really? Not the time and place for you to show me is it?
 
Sarah: It's something to think about though. Just remember next time you come over to bring a tub with you and we can have some fun. *raises an eyebrow*
 
*Sarah starts the car again and roars off with a squeal of tyres, driving over the grass verge and back onto the road before Eliza can put her seat belt on properly and a bit of 'cookies  n cream' splashes on her chest*
 
Sarah: Hold the wheel.
 
Eliza: Shit! *looks down at chest*  What?
 
Sarah: Just do it!
 
*Eliza holds on to the wheel and keeps the car steady as Sarah leans over and licks the ice cream off of Eliza's cleavage*
 
Eliza: *Moans*
 
*Sarah trails kisses along Eliza's collarbone and then plants a quick one on her lips before taking the wheel again*
 
Eliza: Ok, I'll remember the ice-cream!! *said enthusiastically*
 
Sarah: I knew you would. *smiles*
 
Eliza: *opens the window to let some cool air in* Did I tell you that I got a part in a new film? Kick ass female hit woman and get this, she only dresses in leather! Looks like my wardrobe is gonna be doubling in size again once I steal all the on set stuff!
 
Sarah: *face falls* Oh, so you wont be on the show anymore?
 
Eliza:*Trying to light a cigarette, not noticing Sarah's folorn look* Sorry doll face, it's filming in Miami. Sea, sand and... well, sunshine. *chuckles*
 
Sarah: Oh, well that's good, I mean really. Wish you the best. *trying not to cry*
 
*The pair of them sit in silence until Sarah can't take it anymore*
 
Sarah: YOU CAN'T GO! What'll I do? I mean I'll miss you and you're a pain in the ass but you're MY pain in the ass and we'll never see each other and you'll get all chummy with the 'Miami Sound Machine' or what ever the Hell they call the crew down there. You'll love it and then you'll move down there and that'll be it.
 
*Eliza sucks on her cig*
 
Eliza: The hit woman gets killed in the first day of filming, it's like a cameo part.*tries not to grin*
 
Sarah: What? So you're not going away? *leans over, totally forgetting about the wheel, the road and the cars that are in front of them. She hugs Eliza and kisses her.*
 
Eliza: *kisses her back quickly, then forces Sarah back to the steering wheel* Road!
 
Sarah: You're not going?!
 
Eliza: You'd have missed me huh?
 
Sarah: What? NO! I was... kidding, just kidding. Hah, I'd miss you like a hole ...
 
Eliza: *finishes Sarah's sentence* ...that needs filling?
 
Sarah: *Laughing* Something like that.
 
*Sarah and Eliza lock hands and drive off to the start of filming*