Disclaimers:
Eliza Dushku and Sarah Michelle Gellar own themselves. No harm is intended.
Just because I say they're queer doesn't mean they are!
Comments: Just another addition to the
'ATST's' series.
As the Set Turns -S.O.S
*Eliza and Sarah are in Sarah's car,
driving to the studio's for the start of filming*
Sarah: So, then I saw
this to die for dress... *trails off into fashion talk while hunting round
in glove compartment for cigarette's*
Eliza: *Fumbling for seat
belt* ROAD!
Sarah: *Turns to Eliza*
What?
Eliza: ROAD! ROAD! KEEP
YOUR GOD DAMN EYES ON THE ROAD!
Sarah: *ignoring the traffic
in front of her that's swerving to get out of the way as she speeds along*
Hey! No need to shout, you know you can just get out and walk if... *jabs
finger at Eliza's chest*
Eliza: *grabs steering
wheel and swerves to avoid small old lady who almost gets clipped as the
car mounts the sidewalk* Jeeeeeezus Gellar!
Sarah: *slams brakes on
performing a stuntcar emergency stop, throwing Eliza forward and almost
causing a 20 vehicle pile up behind* LOOK! Ice-Cream! I SO have a craving
for Hagen Daaz!
*Eliza speed lights a cigarette to
try and calm her nerves as Sarah mounts a grass bank to get into the car
park of the restaurant they just missed the entrance to*
Sarah: You want ice-cream
right?
Eliza:*drags deeply on
cig* If I say yes do you promise to get us there alive?
Sarah: Excuse me! I CAN
drive.
Eliza: No, you HAVE a
license... trust me, this ain't driving! Although if they need a stuntdriver
for the next Lethal Weapon I suggest your agent puts your name forward.
Sarah: *Swings her BMW
dangerously round several parked cars and then just stops her car in the
middle of the path in front of the restaurant* Here we are! Come on then.
Eliza: *doesn't move*
Gellar, you can't just leave your car in the middle of the fuckin' PATH!?
Sarah: I'm Buffy the Vampire
Slayer, I can do what I want! *gets out of car*
Passer-By: HEY YOU IDIOT...!
Oh My God! Buffy? Wow! It's Buffy! We love you!
Sarah: *waves to crowd
that's gathering and then opens Eliza's door* See, Buffy rules!
Eliza: *Takes a long drag
on her cig and gets out shaking her head* Ok, so Gellar's world is 2 blocks
North of the Twilight Zone, like I didn't already have an incling of THAT
before.
*Sarah and Eliza walk into ice-cream
store.*
Eliza: Shit, left my purse
in the car.
Sarah: So? I'm Buffy we
don't pay for anything.
*Eliza watches as Sarah goes up and
orders two of the biggest combo's on the menu, only pausing to give the
man behind the counter an autograph and a big smile*
Sarah: SEE! Want, take,
have. You being Faith I would've thought you'd have cottoned on to THIS
before.
Eliza: What whoring myself
out for freebies? Nah, I leave that sort of thing to you.
Sarah: *rolls eyes at
Eliza as they walk back to the car, dripping ice-cream all down her mouth
and the sidewalk as she goes*
Eliza: Jeeez Gellar, what
are you a fuckin' pig? We're surrounded by snap happy fans and you're
trying to put 'cookies n cream' on like it's foundation.
Sarah: Here's Hagen Daaz
*she says in the same tone as the Maybeline advert*
*Eliza and Sarah sit in the BMW, Sarah
has finished off her ice-cream and is eyeing Eliza's*
Sarah: You gonna eat all
that?
Eliza: Didn't you look
at this body last night? Of course I'm not! This is like 5 days worth
of food for me, but I AM gonna swirl it round and play with it 'til it
all melts and you can't finish it off.
Sarah: There's more you
can do with ice-cream than eat it baby.
Eliza: *Smiles* Really?
Not the time and place for you to show me is it?
Sarah: It's something
to think about though. Just remember next time you come over to bring
a tub with you and we can have some fun. *raises an eyebrow*
*Sarah starts the car again and roars
off with a squeal of tyres, driving over the grass verge and back onto
the road before Eliza can put her seat belt on properly and a bit of 'cookies
n cream' splashes on her chest*
Sarah: Hold the wheel.
Eliza: Shit! *looks down
at chest* What?
Sarah: Just do it!
*Eliza holds on to the wheel and keeps
the car steady as Sarah leans over and licks the ice cream off of Eliza's
cleavage*
Eliza: *Moans*
*Sarah trails kisses along Eliza's
collarbone and then plants a quick one on her lips before taking the wheel
again*
Eliza: Ok, I'll remember
the ice-cream!! *said enthusiastically*
Sarah: I knew you would.
*smiles*
Eliza: *opens the window
to let some cool air in* Did I tell you that I got a part in a new film?
Kick ass female hit woman and get this, she only dresses in leather! Looks
like my wardrobe is gonna be doubling in size again once I steal all the
on set stuff!
Sarah: *face falls* Oh,
so you wont be on the show anymore?
Eliza:*Trying to light
a cigarette, not noticing Sarah's folorn look* Sorry doll face, it's filming
in Miami. Sea, sand and... well, sunshine. *chuckles*
Sarah: Oh, well that's
good, I mean really. Wish you the best. *trying not to cry*
*The pair of them sit in silence until
Sarah can't take it anymore*
Sarah: YOU CAN'T GO! What'll
I do? I mean I'll miss you and you're a pain in the ass but you're MY
pain in the ass and we'll never see each other and you'll get all chummy
with the 'Miami Sound Machine' or what ever the Hell they call the crew
down there. You'll love it and then you'll move down there and that'll
be it.
*Eliza sucks on her cig*
Eliza: The hit woman gets
killed in the first day of filming, it's like a cameo part.*tries not
to grin*
Sarah: What? So you're
not going away? *leans over, totally forgetting about the wheel, the road
and the cars that are in front of them. She hugs Eliza and kisses her.*
Eliza: *kisses her back
quickly, then forces Sarah back to the steering wheel* Road!
Sarah: You're not going?!
Eliza: You'd have missed
me huh?
Sarah: What? NO! I was...
kidding, just kidding. Hah, I'd miss you like a hole ...
Eliza: *finishes Sarah's
sentence* ...that needs filling?
Sarah: *Laughing* Something
like that.
*Sarah and Eliza lock hands and drive
off to the start of filming*