Disclaimers: They're real
people, they own themselves. No harm intended. We know they aren't gay,
even poor Eddie... I mean Freddie. I'm feeling sorry for him now. We know
he's a nice gay, I mean guy. Please don't sue me. He's not GAY! *snigger*
Comments: The title is a Beastie
Boy song, don't own it either.
Challenge: Star; I got the
Origami thing in. Wait for the elephants.
As The Set Turns-
Fight For Your Right To Party
*Eliza and Sarah are practising fight moves in an empty part of the set*
Sarah: *Throws a punch at Eliza, just missing her* ...so, then he wants me to get it fixed!
Eliza: Watch it, ninja! You damage this beauty and you'll be sorry!
Sarah:*Snorts* Will I?
Eliza: Yeah, 'cause you'll be dating an ugly girl.
Sarah:*Leg sweeps her, but gets the timing all wrong and ends up on her ass* Fuck it!
Eliza: Wow G, you're so good at all of this, how many origami belts have you got again?
Sarah: Fuck you, Dushku!
Eliza: I'll remember you said that, babe.
Sarah: See, you listen to things that apply to you, but other stuff, like my day and what I bought, well you just ignore me!
Eliza: That's because I have a drone inhibitor in my brain, cuts out before it gets all the life sucked out of it.
Sarah: You're just like Eddie, god damn it, Freddie! He never listens to me, unless I'm talking about make up, and only if it's his colour. Have you SEEN the lipstick he wears? Call the Maybelline Police.
Eliza: Hey, well done for almost getting his name right first time!
Sarah: I prefer Eddie, don't know why he can't just change it. Be easier all round.
Eliza:*Kneels down next to Sarah* Yeah sure, because everyone else has such a problem with it. Even I remember it for god's sake, Gellar!
Sarah: *Smiles and then punches Eliza in the face* Oh my god! You were s'posed to block me!
Eliza: *Gets up, but is still bent over, holding her face* FUCKIN' HELL! I'm not a Slayer, you shitting well know that!
*Sarah moves over to Eliza to try and look at the damage*
Sarah: Let me look... you're not very quick are you?
Eliza: And you... *punches Sarah in the stomach* hit like a girl!
Sarah: *Falls on floor, winded* You *gasp* BITCH!
Eliza: *Runs round in a little circle with her hands raised in the air* Yeah baby! *sings 'Queen' song* I am the Chaaaaaampion! I am the Chaaaaaaaampion!
Sarah: *Wheezing* Get me up off this skanky floor before my outfit gets trashed!
Eliza: *Gives Sarah her hand and gets pulled down ontop of her* Ooompf...! Hey beautiful.
Sarah: Hey yourself. How's your face? *licks Eliza's bottom lip*
Eliza: *Groans a little* I swear, you're gonna pay for that one later on. How's your ribs?
Sarah: They hurt *Moves her hands up Eliza's sides to her shoulders* You're all sweaty...
Eliza: You like me like this though, all hot and moist.
Sarah:*Kisses her gently on the lips* Hmmm... I do, but not with clothes on! Then it's just sticky and uncomfortable.
*Voice comes over the tannoy from the used set* 5 Minutes 'til start of shoot
*Eliza rolls off of Sarah and helps her up, paying special attention to wiping the dust of Sarah's ass*
Sarah: Hey, hands to yourself, Dushku!
Eliza: So we hooking up later on?
Sarah: Freddie's out tonight, so yeah, come round.
Eliza: You said it! *Hugs her* I knew you could do it, I'm proud of you babe.
Sarah: *Pinches Eliza on the thigh* Must be love... makes people do crazy things.
Eliza: *Smiles* What, like remembering your fiancées first name? Guess it must be love then!