Kitty's Pad - Slayers Do Christmas

Disclaimers: Joss owns them, not me. I make no claims. I do own Discord, completely.

Title: It's a saying by Tubbs, from the League of Gentlemen. It is one of the funniest progs. EVER!

Dedications: To Joss for inventing the best show in the world, ever.

Date Stamp: Miss K, aka Kitty wrote this 21.12.01

Faith's POV

Slayers Do Christmas XVII - Don't Touch The Precious Things

She pulls me down on the bed and we lie next to each other.

I want to take things slow, and not rush anything.

That's been what messes things up with her so far.

I need to slow it all down.

'You wanna fool around a bit, B? Maybe hit second base?'

She smiles and I already know what the answer's going to be.

'When I have the house to myself I'll let you slide all the way into home, Faith. Until then, we can fool around, just to get some practice in.'

I slowly lick her bottom lip.

'Yeah, just to get some practice in. Don't want to think I've gone rusty when it comes to knowing what you like.'

I run a hand up her side and feel her shiver underneath it.

Yeah, like I've gone rusty!

Dawn's POV

Bored!

This is so typical of Buffy, not wanting to share Faith now she's back.

She's probably doing it to spite me.

That is so like her, being all selfish!

I hear a knock at the door.

Finally, guests, or more importantly, someone to speak to.

I run down the stairs and open the door.

Wow, Xena's come round for Christmas; cool!

Discord's POV

The door opens and it's her.

I stare, and see her mouth moving, but I can't hear what she's saying.

'Is Faith here? I need to speak to her. Tell her it's Dis.'

'Sure, come i...'

'I'll wait here, thanks.'

'Honestly, come i...'

'Please, don't invite me in.'

She looks at me, then outside, then shrugs and runs back upstairs.

I turn back and watch the sun start to set, looks pretty.

The kid, shit, Dawn, probably thinks I'm a Vamp or something.

If only things were that simple.

Then I turn back and she's there again, smiling at me.

I wish she wouldn't smile.

'Hey, she's just coming, um, so, you're Faith's cousin, huh? Oh, I heard Buffy talking to mom.'

I don't know what to do.

I don't want to hear her voice.

I don't want to hear anything that makes me think she has a life.

You have to say something, Dis, she's looking at you like you're a freak!

'Cousin, yeah. Sorry about interrupting and all. It's kind of urgent.'

She gives me this cute 'I understand' face and I want to push her back in the house and tell her to never leave it again.

That when she steps outside she's not safe.

But I don't, I just stare at her.

She's pretty, like her sister.

Then I hear swearing and I look up and finally see Faith, with Buffy in tow.

Great, looks like this is going to be harder than I expected.

Faith's POV

What is it with us and interruptions?

She better have a good reason for this or I'm gonna kick her ass!

Ok, maybe not kick her ass, seeing as she can out manoeuvre me, but I'll do something bad.

Then I look at her out on the porch and I know something's wrong.

'What's up, Dis?'

'I need to talk to you for a minute, outside.'

She turns and stalks off to the car.

Ok, something's going on.

She's not stupid, she wouldn't have come round here if she didn't need to.

'B, I'll be back, ok? Hang tight for a while, yeah?'

'I have to hit, I mean speak to Dawn anyway. Take your time, and if you hear any screaming we're just play fighting!'

With that she turns back round and chases Dawnie up the stairs.

They're gonna kill each other one of these days!

Ok, Dis, let's find out what's going on with you then.