Disclaimers: Joss owns Buffy, Faith and Dawn, I don't. I make no claims to them at all.
Original Characters: Discord is mine, steal her and I will revert back to my Scorpio nature and kill you.
Date Stamp: Miss K, aka Kitty wrote this 21.12.01
Title: Chimaira own the line from Rizzo. They have some fab lyrics.
Dedications: To Miss X, aka God, who has left me all alone for two weeks. 'I hate you too, I hate you too!' Also, to Louise Post and Gina Crosley. I bow down before you at the Church of Louise.
Info: A Glock is an automatic 9mm pistol. The FBI use them a lot. They're nice handguns.
 
Discord's POV
 
Slayers Do Christmas XIX - I Love You When You're In A Body Bag
 
Here we are then Dis, let's see what the company left you to train with.
I step into the house and look round.
Shit, I could take out most of the West coast with this stuff.
Not that I'll need it, but it's always nice to play around some.
 
I drop my bags in the bedroom and head on down to the basement, because that's when the fun really begins.
I look round and take everything in, especially the lack of cameras, but I know they have to have them here somewhere.
They always do.
 
Hey, something new, cool!
I pick the samurai sword up in my left hand and another one in my right and start twirling them round.
Good even weight, nice grip, I'll have to try and sneak one of these back with me.
What else is there?
A Glock?
Lets have some fun then.
 
I pick it up in my hand and check the clip; full.
I close my eyes for a second and concentrate on the room.
I've got a hidden camera off to my left and another behind me.
Can see the energy streams buzzing off them.
 
You want to watch what Discord can do?
I'll put a show on for you!
 
I pick the Glock up and face a camera.
I slowly turn the gun round and push the barrel into my chest, feeling the cold metal through my T.
 
Concentrate.
 
My fingers slide the safety off.
 
Concentrate.
 
Then they gently squeeze the trigger.
 
Concentrate.
 
The blast makes my ears ring for a second.
I can't breath, all I feel is pain, searing and cutting through me.
 
Concentrate!
 
I have to take a step back, to steady myself.
The gun falls to the floor and I watch as my T gets swamped with blood.
 
Concentrate!
 
I push my fingers into the hole in my chest, digging into my burning flesh, feeling round.
Got it.
I clamp them round the bullet and pull it out, slowly.
 
Concentrate!
 
I turn to face the camera, lick my blood off the bullet and carefully place it down on the table.
 
My whole body starts to shake and I feel my bones clicking and crunching inside me as they start to rearrange themselves.
I drop to my knees as a scream forces its way out of my throat.
 
Concentrate!
 
And then it starts.
Another scream rips out of me, bouncing off the walls of the room
The bleeding stops and my skin starts stretching itself back over the wound, closing it up.
 
Concentrate!
 
All I can hear is the tearing sound it's making as it's ripping from it's old home and moving to a new one, covering my wound in less than ten seconds.
 
My hands drop to the floor, and as I look up at the camera, I begin to laugh.
It always makes me happy to know I've made some security guard crap his pants.
 
Then again, it can't beat the knowledge that nothing and no-one can stop me.
 
Let's get back to work then, Dis.
You have a special Christmas present to give little Dawn, remember?