Disclaimers: Joss owns all BTVS characters, not me. All Hail him.
Original people: I own Discord, Elle and Lucy, completely.
Title: Billy Idol owns the song, it just came on the radio. Wow, blast from the past man. I remember dancing with some boy at my school disco to this.
 

Discord's POV

Slayers Do Christmas XXIV - With A Rebel Yell, She Cried, More, More, More!

I press down on the accelerator harder, I want to get back before noon.

'You can meet Buffy as well, Faith's new chick. Shit, sorry, you already know about her. Sometimes I forget, what with you looking all Sarah Jessica Parker and all. Forgive me?'

'You're always forgiven Dizzy. Finally, I thought I was going to have to call on some higher power to get them two together. Higher power, get it?'

I look over and she's holding onto the dash, laughing real hard.
Nice to see, it really is.
 
'Yeah, you're cracking me up, Elle. Why'd you give me Dawn if you want them two to stay together? I mean, what if I fail, and what if the repercussions screw it all up? Faith's my cuz, I don't like keeping... Hey asshole, get a fucking license! Sorry, I don't like keeping stuff from her, she's a Slayer. Sure she can deal with it all.'
 
She can, it'll freak her ass off, but she'll deal.
She's blood, if I can get my head round all of this then she sure as Hell can.
 
'I can hear your thoughts you know. Listen, I didn't choose her, Lucy did. You know we do turns, she picks one, I pick the next, she just has a freaky sense of humour. Anyway, you can't fail. Well, you can fail, but I'd rather you didn't. Dawn's important, you know what I'm talking about. As for the repercussions, well, we'll take it as we come. So, how's Cordelia?'
 
I grit my jaw and concentrate on the road ahead.
 
'Um, Cordelia? Yes, she's... well, acting, doing stuff. You'd have to ask Buffy or Faith, they know more than I do.'
 
I glance over and she winks at me, folds her arms and settles back with a big grin on her face.
Shit, one mention of her name and I...
 
STOP LISTENING!
 
'Sorry, Dizzy.'
 
Buffy's POV
 
'What about this, B?'
 
I think it's nice, Dawn will hate it, excellent!
 
'I'll get it for Dawn, it's perfect!'
 
Oh, wait 'til she opens this with everyone round and has to be polite!
I'm getting a camera to see her wearing it.
See, there is a God.
 
'I meant for your mom, B, it's kinda old for Dawn.'
 
'Exactly, it'll make a nice diversion present.'
 
I've got her loads of stuff she likes, but I want this to be the first thing she opens.
Sort of like payback for all the things she's put me through.
I love her to bits, but she is such a major A sometimes.
 
'B, man, you're cruel. Well, this is cruel, I guess you're just the messenger, right?'
 
She holds the blouse up and shakes it.
 
'I'm only being the best sister in the world by buying Dawnie another present. I'm great!'
 
'I know.'
 
She turns round and walks off to the cash desk.
She thinks I'm great.
Ok, we have to get back to hers and get naked, soon!
 
Hello?
When did I turn into Anya?
Truthfully?
In Vegas, now shut up and deal with it Buffy.
 
Discord's POV
 
'We're now entering Sunnydale! Look at that, good time to, Dizzy.'
 
'So, why you here? Not that I'm not very happy to see you and all. You don't normally make house calls. Hey, the speed limits not ten miles an hour for Christ sake! How some people get licenses is beyond me.'
 
I swerve the car round someone who obviously has no place to go.
Shit, man, you'd think with it being Christmas Eve everyone would be in a panic.
 
'I wanted to check your work out. Do some time and motion studies, make sure you weren't planning on sitting round playing computer games when you should be training. Oh, close your mouth Dizzy, I've tasted flies and they're not all that.'
 
Don't think anything, you know she's probably sitting in your head right now.
Think about; killing!
Snapping necks, bending limbs 'til they fall off, bringing justice to bad people...
 
'You're so sweet, Dizzy! All those mental images, just for me? Best Christmas present ever.'
 
She pokes me in the ribs and laughs.
 
'Yeah, Elle, 'tis the season for giving, and I've got that special something all planned out for Dawn already.'
 
She's going to get the most original present this Christmas ever.
 
Me.