Disclaimers: Joss owns all
the BTVS characters, not me. I make no claims to them at all.
Authors comments: The pieces
have been short because I think of them as scenes or movie clips, they're
easier to visualise then. Also I own Discord, Elle, Lucy, Bee and all the
little ones.
Clues: It's all there people,
remember, concentrate on the names of my characters, not the spelling.
Date Stamp: Miss K, aka Kitty
wrote this 23.12.01
Title: No Doubt own the line,
it's from 'Just A Girl'. Gwen is a rock chic supreme!
Buffy's POV
Slayers Do Christmas XXVIII - I'm
Just A Girl, Lucky Me!
'So, Faith, tell me some more about Dis, like,
what you were like as kids?'
I get a heap of mocachino fluff on my spoon,
and put it in my mouth.
I love fluff, it's the best.
Well not real fluff, foamy fluff.
Real fluff is just big balls of hair and dead
skin cells and... yuck, bad things!
'Dis? Shit, what do you want to know? B, you're
got foam on your nose. Dis, ok, her folks used to own this big farm that I
used to go to over the holidays. You should've seen this place, fuck, huge,
man, huge! She's cool, we used to do stuff like breaking horses in
and once we set light to the barn, well she did. She loves flickin' matches,
hey don't ask me what that's all about. I don't know what else to say about
her. The foams still there, B.'
She moves her fingers over and squishes it
into my skin.
'Hey, mocachino fluff is not a beneficial moisturiser,
Faith!'
'You put it there, not me.'
'What does Dis do, I mean, what's her
job?'
Hmm, I watch her and she starts looking round
and ripping at the sugar bags.
'She's... I don't know all the specifics, I
just know she's involved in some sort of big security firm, private stuff
and all. You should see her place in LA. It's like a holding pen for seized
weapons. We need to restock for kicking some Big Bad, and I'm driving up there
to pick up some stuff!'
Security?
She's a security guard?
Doesn't really fit what I was thinking.
Wonder if she works in Wal-Mart?
Six foot of fantasy tv isn't all undercover,
is it?
Couldn't really follow someone around the store,
trying to catch them stuffing Oreo'sİ down their top, looking the way she
does.
'Hey, Dis! B, she's back, over there. What
a Romeo, look at the chick in tow.'
'Is this some looky-likie test or is that
really Carrie, from Sex In The City, with her? Are we in The
Truman Show? Bet we get ads for breast enhancement slotted either side of
us. Sorry, it's the mocachino, I'll stop talking now.'
'Nothing else with caffeine in, and don't eat
the rest of that donut, you'll get out of control on the sugar and I'll have
to lock you in a dumpster. I'm going to grab Dis, I'll be right back.'
She grabs what's left of my donut and licks
it, then puts it back on my plate.
Gross!
She didn't lick the underneath, I'll work round
it.
Faith Knight has a lot to learn about the cunning
Summers family.
Discord's POV
'Act normal, Elle, she's coming. Be yourself.
NO, be someone who doesn't hold enough power to behead the entire
population of Sunnydale with a click of her fingers. Be... cool. Hey, Faith,
we just got back.'
I look at her and she gives me this eyebrow
raise and motions over to Elle.
'Faith, this is my boss, Elle. Elle
this is my cousin, Faith. That Buffy over there? Why's she eating the bottom
half of a donut, Faith? You run out of cash or something?'
She turns round, grits her teeth, flashes us
a smile and stalks back to the table, grabbing it out of Buffy's mouth and
dumping it in the trash.
Domestic, shit man, who'd have thought I'd
be watching Faithy act like this?
Good to see though, damn good.
'You want a coffee, Elle or... fuck!'
I stare out of the window of the coffee shop,
focusing on a big, red, convertible that's just pulled up outside.
'Thanks for the offer, Dizzy, but I'd break
you in the bedroom.'
'No, out there! Tell me that's not Lucy.'
She whirls round and I see her shoulders tense
up.
'Well Dizzy, crack your armour out
girl, 'cause it looks like the "Circus of Death" just rolled into town!'