Disclaimers: Joss owns all the BTVS characters, not me. I do own Discord, Elle, Lucy, Bee and all the little ones, lucky me.
Date Stamp: Miss K, aka Kitty wrote this 23.12.01
Authors Comments: Vicki can probably figure out what is going on in these fics. Can ya, Vick? Can ya?
 
Discord's POV
 
SDC XXIX - It All Boils Down To A Nasty Mess At The Bottom Of Your Saucepan
 
FUCKFUCKFUCK!
Not here, not now.
Not 'til I've had a chance to speak to Faith and explain everything.
 
'Dizzy, stop panicking, Lucy won't do anything in daylight. I'm going to say hi and try and crush her hand with my practised "hello handshake of death". You coming?'
 
'Do I have a choice?'
 
'Not really. Come on.'
 
We walk out front, just as Lucy's stepping out of the car, smoothing her dress off.
 
'Elle! My, my, look at you, all swanky in your Manolo's and Chanel. Cute babe, real cute. And Discord, always nice to see you. You mended the holes my girls made then? I wish you wouldn't kill them all the time, they're so hard to train, minds like tea-bags, everything important falls through. Bee, I'd like you to meet Elle and Discord, put their faces in that memory bank of yours. So, enough bonding, I'm here to reign vengeance on all unworthy ones! Ok, just kidding, I'm here for a latte with sprinkles, excuse me, ladies.'
 
I look at Elle, and she rolls her eyes at me, as Lucy and Bee walk into the shop.
 
'Why does everything have to be so complicated?
 
'Dizzy, if it wasn't complicated, we'd be bored out of our minds, bulk buying thousand piece jigsaws, to stop from going insane. Let go and have a coffee with the Slayers.'
 
Someone kill me, this sucks.
 
'Watch what you wish for Discord, Lucy might give you your very desire.'
 
For Christ sake, stop listening to my thoughts!
 
'Oh, moody pants, someone need a nap? Come on, I'll buy you a nice strong coffee, perk you up a bit!'
 
'Sorry. I'm your devoted servant, Elle. Whatever you want.'
 
She links arms with me and we walk back in the coffee shop.
 

Faith's POV

 
'Jeezus, you feel that B? It's like a whole heap of Vamps crawled over my leathers.'
 
I look round, quickly, but everything looks normal.
It's daylight anyway.
Maybe it's just me.
It's like that chill that ran over me when I met that Elle chick, just twice as bad.
 
'I don't feel... woah, ok, I'm with you. What's going on?'
 
'I don't know, B, but here comes Dis. Chill out a bit, don't want to freak her ass out.'
 
Dis walks over with Elle, and they nab some seats, and pull them up at our table.
There's that feeling again, like something's crawling over my skin.
 
'Faith, I need to speak to you later. There's a small problem I got to have some advice on. You up for it? Won't take long.'
 
Yeah, something's going down, can sense it.
 
'Sure. I'm gonna walk B back, and say thanks to her mom for inviting us over for Christmas dinner. Hang at mine, I'll check you when I get back.'
 
She smiles at me, 'cept her eyes keep darting over at Elle.
God knows what's going on with the pair of them.
Elle stares at me and wags her finger, like she's telling me off.
What the fuck?
 
Yeah, we're so out of here!
 
'Come on B, let's split. Nice meeting you Elle. Speak to you later Dis.'
 
'Bye Dis! Hi and bye Elle, I like your shoes. I'm coming Faith, don't pull!'
 
'Thank you Buffy, you're a sweetheart, literally. Bye girls, look both ways when crossing the road.'
 
Is some mental institution missing a patient?
I got some questions for Dis later on, that cuz of mine has some weird friends!
 

Discord's POV

 
'Dizzy, she thinks I'm insane.'
 
'Look both ways when crossing the road? What was that?'
 
'Oh, Buffy was going to get clipped by Lucy's car later on. Now history's changed, see the impact one little sentence can have? I know, I have a heart of gold, such a cross to bear. Cross to bear! Ha, sorry, Christmas joke for you there. Where's "her hotness" then?'
 
I look round, but Lucy and Bee are gone, so's her car.
Shit!
 
'Dizzy, take a pill, please, you're making me nervous, in the broadest sense of the word of course. Lucy won't do anything, she knows the rules, le calm, Dizzy, le calm. Is that even French? Could never master that language. What do you have planned for Dawn then, or have you not decided yet?'
 
You already know, you've read my mind!
 
'We're bonding, stop being moody.'
 
'I haven't planned anything, Elle. Thought I'd take things as they come. Lucy's going to put her best into this isn't she?'
 
'Her best with extra sprinkles and a side order of sugared almonds. You should rest, you're going to have to be very focused later on, and you know Lucy and myself aren't really allowed to intervene. Should I get cheerleader pom-poms and shout from the side-lines?'
 
I start laughing at the thought of Elle in a cheerleader skirt, doing cartwheels with Lucy.
What a freaky though.
 
'Isn't it? Sorry, read your mind without meaning to do so. You've always been so receptive to me, Dis, it's almost instinct now. Come on, let's head back to Faith's. I'll get out of your way for the talk later on.'
 
The talk.
Fuck it.
Had to happen one day, Dis.
 
Carpe diem, Discord, carpe diem.