Disclaimers:
Joss owns them, not me. I completely own Discord, her likeness to Xena is
purely coincidental.
Date Stamp: Miss
K, aka Kitty wrote this 16.12.01
Title: It's a
line from, Marion 'Sleep'. I just thought it was so funny.
Discords POV
SDC VIII - Someone
Told Me You Really Liked Me, And I Fell Asleep Almost Instantly
I gotta phone someone and tell
them to get their asses over to Sunnydale, 'cause this place is hilarious!
I look over to Faith who's leaning
against the wall, still laughing.
Me and Faith?
That's one illegal thought!
'Faith, you gotta go after her,
man! She's so pissed at you she'll never go out with you tomorrow.'
'I... '
I start laughing at her laughing,
and manage to walk myself over, and push her towards the door.
'Faith, go after her!'
'Xena! That's so fuckin' funny!
Xena?!'
'Faith, go!'
I push her all the way out the
door, and watch as she walks down the stairs, still laughing.
This place is too much!
Buffy's POV
Well they can have all the sex
they want, because I don't care.
Laughing at me?!
I'm going to kill Faith
Knight when I see her.
If I see her, which I
might not do.
So much for fighting for her,
Buffy.
Oh, yeah, I said I'd beat Xena
up, didn't I?
I'll do it tomorrow.
I'm going Slaying now.
I've got too much energy buzzing
round me to sleep.
You wait until tomorrow, or later
on this morning, Faith.
You're going to pay with mucho
slaps.
Faith's POV
'Faith, what are you doing back
here? I told you to go and look for her!'
'You wanna throw a stick and see
if I'll fetch it for you to, Dis? I did. I went to hers and she wasn't there,
and no, I didn't knock. I climbed up to her window and she wasn't in bed. I
checked some of the cemeteries out and she wasn't there either. I don't
know where she's gone. She even turned her cellphone off! I am in so much
shit with her now.'
Like, tonnes of shit.
I'm up shit creek without a paddle,
screw that, I don't even have a boat.
Hold up, why am I in
trouble?
I haven't done anything?!
For once, I'm completely innocent.
'She thought you and me were...
you know, Faith, man, that's the funniest! What is it with this town? First
Tara and now Buffy. Do you screw everyone, is that why they think we're...
doing it?'
I start to laugh again.
Six foot tall, hard as rock and
says 'doing it'!
'Doing it? Hey, wait
up, why is it funny? Plenty of people want me, I mean, take a look at the
package on this body; pretty hot! And no I don't screw everyone!
Well, I used to but that's ancient history.'
I turn round and show myself off
a bit.
She should be thankful B thought
she was fuckin' me.
I'm Faith Knight, hot stuff supreme!
'Faith, I've seen you naked, I
know all about your rack and stuff. You're not my type.'
'Hey, I'm everyone's type, and
you saw me naked about ten years ago. I've filled out a bit since then. Check
them out, man. The chicks really dig them.'
I puff my chest out and do my
stripper walk over to her.
She starts laughing and pushes
my shoulder, spinning me round and back onto the sofa.
'Hey, I'm not into family stuff,
Dis. Don't start trying to get my horizontal.'
We both bust up laughing and she
sits down on the end of the sofa, to stop from falling over.
'You're a spaz, Faith. What you
going to do about Huffy?'
'Huffy?!'
I roll off the sofa, onto the
floor and try and stop laughing.
Huffy?!
She was pretty huffy.
I shouldn't be laughing, I'm in
serious trouble with... Huffy!
Deep breath, Faith.
Ok, I'm calm.
I throw my arms out and think.
'I guess I gotta go round tomorrow
and explain things, right? Not that I'm in the wrong, I haven't even done
anything! Totally innocent bystander here, Dis.'
'She's gonna kick your ass, you
know that.'
'When isn't she?'
I'm always doing the wrong thing.
Even when I'm not being bad I
get in shit.
Better get some rest for my task
tomorrow.
Getting Buffy Summers
back on side.