Disclaimers: Joss and his
mutant's own them, not me. I make no claims.
Title: Tears for Fears own
the song, not me. I merely steal, not own. It's from 'Pale Shelter'
Dedications: For everyone
for being trés speedy with the knife replies!
Me: I own Discord Knight.
Faith's POV
Slayers Do Total
Recall XXVI - You Don't Give Me Love, You Give Me Cold Hands
Yeah, she's dealing with Faith, and Faith doesn't
give a fuck.
Yeah.
So, I'm gonna watch TV and... eat, chips!
Yeah, eat chips and. Not speak to
her.
Well that one's gonna be easy, seeing as she's
not speaking to me!
No big deal.
What is this crap?
Why's there always shit on, late at night?!
I switch it off, 'cause it's getting on my
nerves.
She can fuck off, if she thinks I'm gonna come
crawling, 'cause I'm not.
I'm not!
I'm... I'm callin' Dis!
I know you're there, I'm not hanging up.
Come on, pick the phone up you lazy...
'Ugh... fuck... sorry, hello?'
Is everyone asleep except me?!
'Dis it's me, Faith. Wanted to see how you
were doing. So; how you doin'?'
'Faith? I'm, yeah, I'm cool.'
'Did I wake you up?'
'Um, not exactly. I'm kinda... I'm sort of,
you know... '
She says the last bit all quiet.
What?
'Holy crap, you got a chick there?! Hey, tiger,
grrrrrr! Sorry, look, I'll speak to you in the morning, 'k?'
'Yeah ok. You alright though? This can wait
if you're not.'
'Nah, I'm being a spaz, it'll wait. You get
back to laying all your Knight charm out. Hold up, Dis?'
'Yeah, I'm, um, here. I'm still--here.'
'Is it Cordy?'
'Faith, I'll speak to you tomorrow!!'
'Just, if it is, can you give her a kiss from...
me?'
Damn, she's gone.
I can't stop laughing, 'cause she always bites
so easily.
It can't be her.
Dis couldn't have found the time to swing a
neat seduction package round her.
Though, Cordy did have to help a bit on her
last job.
Dis and Cordy?!
Call Cordy's place you dumb ass!!
So I do, and get her message.
Yeah, thought I would.
Cordy's mobile!
Come on, pick it up, come on, I wanna know!
No, don't want the answer service!
So, I hang up and call again, and again, and
again.
'Yes?! This better be important, I'm in the
middle of something.'
'Yeah, can I speak to Dis, it's urgent.'
'Faith?'
Shit, caught me.
'Yeah, put her on, Cordy.'
'She's not here.'
'It's really urgent, I'm not shitting
you. Put her on!!'
'Um... wait a minute.'
I can tell she's holding her hand over the
mouthpiece, and I can sort of hear someone she's speaking to.
Not well enough to make out who it is though.
Pair of sneaks!
'Hello? She's not here. I've already told you.
Now go away, before I call Buffy and tell her you slipped your leash.'
'Fine. I had some news for her, about me and
B. But if she's too busy then that's cool.'
'You had some news about you and Buffy? Not
that I'm interested, but what news?'
She's doing the repeating thing, probably so
whoever's there can hear.
See through!
'Nah, nothing you can help with. I needed to
speak to Dis. Don't. Worry.'
'Are you sure you don't want to tell me, Faith.
I could help.'
'Yeah right, with your legions of bitch barbs?
No way! She's there isn't she? Man, you two have been bust.Ed!'
'Oh, please. Like your tiny mind could
figure anything out. I'm in the middle of conditioning my hair, Faith. I'm
going.'
'Wow, hot date! Tell her I'll speak to
her tomorrow then.'
'I'm sure she'll call you back in the morning;
the late morning or... what? Oh, yeah look, we... I have to go.'
'See ya.'
She hangs up and I've already got my answer.
Go Team Knight!
Now if only this player could
get her ass in gear, maybe the score could even itself out.