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The Monster Mash
I was working in the lab, late one night.
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight,
for my monster from the slab began to rise
and suddenly to my surprise.
He did the mash.
They did the mash
They did the mash
They did the mash

From my laboratory in the castle east,
to the master bedroom, where the vampires feast.
The ghouls all came from their humble abode, to
get a jolt from my electrodes.


(BRIDGE)
The Zombies were having fun, the party had just begun.
The guests included Wolfman, Dracula and his Son.


The scene was rocking, all were digging sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds.
The coffin baggers, were about to arrive with their
vocal group, The "Crypt Kicker Five."
They did the mash
They did the mash
They did the mash
They did the mash


Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring.
Seems he was troubled by just one thing.
He opened the lid and shook his fist, and said,
"What ever happened to the Transylvania Twist?"
They did the mash
They did the mash
They did the mash
They did the mash


Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band, and
my Monster Mash is the hit of the land. For you the living,
this mash was meant too. When you get to my door, tell
them Boris sent you!
Then you can Mash.......
Then you can monster mash
Then you can Mash.......
Then you can monster mash
Then you can Mash.......
Then you can monster mash