Notes: Hello this is my first Fanfic please have mercy on me and please don't flame me I worked hard on this.
Duo: *digs out a lighter*
Theresa: That's not what she means, Duo.
This takes place in an alternate universe right before the episode "Go Gundam Team."
Duo: There was an episode titled "Go Gundam Team?"
Theresa: *takes a sip of her Cherry Coke* Yeah...it had cheerleaders in it.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters except for one Lily Sonia. Dragonheart.
Duo: What, like the movie?
So please don't sue me.
Theresa: Ha ha, too late! She's already Sue'd herself!
*rimshot*
You may barrow her only if you have my permission.
Theresa: Barrow? Like Barrow Wights?
Duo: Wrong canon, hon.
The Character
Duo: The Sue.
Lily Sonia, Dragonheart (ME!!!)
Theresa: Unlike other Sue writers, she doesn't even try to deny it.
Real Name: Lily S. Dragonheart
Code Name: PassionFlower
Gender: Female
Age: 16
Height: 6'5
Duo: She must have a difficult time finding a man who doesn't mind being shorter than her.
Eye color: Light Pastel Pink
Theresa: She's an albino.
Gundam: Draco
Theresa: Little sot.
Duo: Wrong canon again.
Personality: She's a pleasant girl and she loves to
Duo: Die?
sing but like most girls whishes she had someone to hold her at night.
Duo: Is that really all girls want?
Theresa: Um....No.
She never forgets to complete her
Duo: Crossword puzzles.
missions. She also plays the guitar.
Theresa: Badly, I'll bet.
She rarely talks about her emotions with anyone because she doesn't want the other pilot to
Duo: Figure out that she's actually a robot.
Theresa: There's only one other pilot?
think of her as weak. She hides her feeling too much
Theresa: (Lily) I only have one feeling. *Tear*
History: Lily grew up never knowing about her origins.
Theresa: She's a robot, what's to know?
She was fond
Duo: of baking cookies.
on the street by Doctor Diana who raised her like she was her own
Theresa: Personal slave.
doughtier and trained to be a fighter ruthless yet caring at the same time.
Duo: She was, sadly, never taught how to correctly utalize a comma within a sentence.
Lily believes that
Theresa: Babies are found under cabbage leaves and that little girls are made of sugar and spice.
when there a will there's always a way to win. Doctor. Diana has also behind Lily's back pre-arranged a marriage for her with one of the other gundam
Theresa: That's Gundam. With a capital "G". *mutters*
creators trained fighter (but I'm not going to say whom yet).
Duo: ...Why am I not surprised?
Lily is a strong fighter not to be taken lightly. Like Trowa she has a job to cover up her identity she works as a night club singer (big bucks$$$$).
Duo: Of course, "night club singer" is merely a code-word for something else.
Looks: Lily normally wears a blue low cut tube tank top the stop at the hilt of her stomach showing muscular abbess
Duo: There was this abbess one time at Maxwell Church...she was built like a tank.
Theresa: So...she has a tattoo of a member of the church hierarchy on her stomach?
and wears torn blue jeans shorts the kind of hangs off her hips. She also wears a light blue head bend around her head to
Duo: Bend her head.
keep her bangs out of her face but one stray bang dangle in between her eyes. Around her neck she wears a
Theresa: Dog collar.
small sliver trinket of a cat holding a small crystal. She also has light tanned skin.
Duo: Well, I'm glad to know she has skin.
Theresa: Yes. She would be a lot scarier if she was without skin.
Gundam: Draco is
Theresa: One of the main antagonists in J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series.
Latin for dragon it has beam saber and a unique gun the shoots mage hot lave know as the lave gun.
Duo: Well...that's...unique.
The lave gun can malt 40 Mobil dolls
Theresa: Mobile Doll Malt? Is that a new dessert?
in one shooting range of 100 miles.
Both:...
Theresa: I could shoot my house from my dorm room with that gun.
Draco also has a lighting whip.
Duo: In case it loses the beam saber and runs out of malt.
The lighting whip can electrify over 30 building coursing a block out make the building an easy target and the lighting whip is also good for battle when it touches an enemy it will immediately explode.
Theresa: *whaps Duo with her braid* Lightning Whip! GO!
Duo: (Lightning Whip) *Explodes*
Draco is also expiate with 400 round bullet gun located at its side left.
Duo: Never heard of *that* word before.
Theresa: *whips out Webster's Dictionary* "Expiate: To atone or make amends for".
Duo: I am even more confused now than before I knew what that word ment.
Theresa: You're not alone, my friend.
The New Gundam Kid On The Block.
Duo: The Block of DEATH.
Heero laid in his bed when (BEEP, BEEP)
Duo: The rest of this fic was censored and everyone went home happy.
his laptop went off. He sat up very quickly and
Theresa: Fell over because all the blood rushed out of his head.
rushed over to his laptop.
Duo: For it was expecting a baby, you see.
The other gundam pilot
Theresa: There's only one?
come in when they heard the beeping of Heero's laptop.
Duo: They were anxious to see the laptops' new baby too.
"It a mission from Dr.J" Heero said
Duo: (Heero) He wants us to dress in drag and reinact the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
"so what does it say" Duo asked
Theresa: (Duo) And what happened to all the punctuation?
Duo: And why is the rum gone?
"there's also a message for Trowa" Heero said.
Theresa: (Heero) He is hereby ordered to get a haircut.
Heero read the mission from Dr.J out loud "Rockefeller has crated a new gundam stronger then Epyon itself and Dr.J and some doctor named Dr.Diana will send her trained pilot fighter and gundam to help us destroy this new gundam threat.
Duo: Rockefeller?
Theresa: Like in New York?
It also says here to met him at the "Caiman Tele Von" night club"
Theresa: (Heero) And after that we're all to go drinking together down by the river.
Heero said. Heero turned to his fellow pilots
"how will we know its him" Trowa asked the Japanese pilot
Duo: And why is the rum gone?
"we will if he knows the correct password to say," Heero Replayed simply
Duo: (Heero) The password is "Mary Sue."
"well what is the password Heero" Quatre asked wide eyes full of glee at the thought of a new pilot
Theresa: to expose to his Zero System high.
"the password is passion flower," Heero said a bit uncomfortably.
Duo: He had the worst wedgie in the history of mankind, and there was no way to fix it discreetly.
"POSSION FLOWER WHAT THE HECK KIND OF PASSWORD IS THAT!" Dou shouted and looked rather disturbed by the password
Duo: "DOU!?" Who the hell is "Dou"!?
Theresa: I'm sure it's only a typo...
"Dou, Heero doesn't make the password he just reads them"
Duo: She did it again!
Theresa:...yes. Yes she did.
Trowa said with pure clamminess in voice
Duo: What does a clammy voice sound like, anyway?
Theresa: A little like a cold and wet voice, I think.
"ok the password is passion flower what time are we have to met him" Dou asked
Duo: "Dou" likes to "met" people.
"were supposed to met him at 0'200 hours from now" Heero said.
Theresa: The Gundam Pilots all paused, then snickered amongst themselves at Heero's incorrect usage of miliatry time.
All the pilots looked at there witches and got wide eyed
Duo: (pilots) Eek! We have witches!
"we only have an hour to met him let hurry up and get ready.
Duo: *Flutters eyes* I have to get my makeup on!
Theresa: Omigod! I broke a nail! Quick, girls, get out the press-ons!
It an injustice to keep an allay waiting"
Theresa: (Wufei) We must hurry, or we shall have to allay the wrath of our new ally.
Wufei said. They all went to there rooms to get ready.
Hour later
As the pilots walked up to the club were the were they had to met the pilot
Duo: They realized that they had forgotten to bring some rum as a token gift to their new comrade.
Trowa remembered something "Heero wasn't there a massage for me on your laptop?" Trowa asked
Duo: (Trowa) I really needed that massage...I'm all stiff from circus try-outs yesterday.
Heero looked at his comrade "yes there was but didn't read it that was your massage" Heero replied
Theresa: (Heero) I was tempted to take it for myself, but I thought you might get mad.
"I guess I'll have to read when we get back" Trowa said.
Theresa: I am most curious as to how one "reads a massage".
5 minuets later
Theresa: (putting down her oboe) Goodness, I just love minuets. They're always so cheerful and happy.
Duo: Back to the story!
The boys got sited at a table and waited.
Theresa: (Quatre) Anyone up for a game of poker?
Then the lights on the stage went on and a man that looked
Duo: Like a woman
in his late forties wearing a white tux come on stage "hello ladies a gentlemen it give me great pleasure to intrudes our little singing flower the new center of our heart. The beautiful Ms. Lily Sonia. Dragonheart"
Theresa: (Man in tux) I am also sorry to inform you that the bar is out of rum.
Duo: But why is the rum gone?
the man said and clapped as he left the stage.
Duo: He'd just given the best introduction of his life, and wanted people to know.
Theresa: I'd like to know what the heck that period is doing in the middle of our Sue's name.
The red Satan
Theresa: Complete with horns, pitch-fork and demon tail
curtains pulled back and a beautiful girl walked out on stage (disruption of Lily at top)
Duo: (himself, causing a disruption) Boo! Get off the stage, you hack!
she wore a long black dress that had a slit on both side so that when she walked her perfect legs showed
Theresa: But the people in the front row could see a few day's worth of stubble.
her hair pull back into a bun and her bangs hung in front of her face but you could still see her pastel pink eyes.
Duo: I hate pink.
She looked around the interior room
Theresa: As opposed to the exterior room.
her gaze fell on the boys. Trowa felt his heart stop when this girl gaze at them.
Duo: Oh no! She's a basalisk! Run, Trowa!
He couldn't take his eyes off this girl she was
Theresa: So strange looking he couldn't help but stare.
beautiful as a
Duo: Garbage dump.
flower
"Lily" Trowa whispered to himself even her name was
Theresa: repulsive
beautiful to him. The girl walked up to the microphone and toke it out of its holder. She cleared her throat and start to sing.
"When I think how life used to be
Duo: before the revolution of the singing pop-tarts.
Always walking in the shadows
Theresa: Of the 'Sue
Then look at what you've given me
Duo: A rash
I feel like dancing on my tiptoes
Theresa: And twirling straight out this window.
I must say day I wake
And realize you're at my side"
Duo: So then I scream and run away.
(Trowa never heard anyone sing his heart was pounding faster by the second)
Theresa: For while he was glad he wasn't able to hear the song, he was more than a little worried that he'd somehow gone deaf.
"I know I'm truly blessed
Duo: Truly blessed that she's got her eyes on Trowa and not on me.
For every thing you give me
Theresa: But I don't really need these dish towls...
Blessed for all the tenderness you show
Duo: When you work on the morning crossword.
I'll do my best
Theresa: to clean up this mess.
With every that's breath in me
Duo: (author) I'll apologize for inflicting this story upon the masses.
Blessed
To make sure you never go"
Theresa: (Lily) Which won't be hard, since I've got my Mary Sue mind-control powers.
(The girl started walking down the stage and out to the audience with the Mic in her hand)
Duo: She's a talented one, that Mary Sue. Look at her multi-task.
"There are times that test your faith
Theresa: (Lily) Like my morning breath, or when I leave razor stubble all over the bathroom sink, or when I drink the milk straight from the carton...
'Til you think you might surrender
Duo: (Lily) and commit suicide, even though it's against your religion, just to get away from me.
And baby I'm not ashamed to say
That my hopes were growing slender
Theresa: (Lily) When I walked in on you and your best friend
You walked by in the nick of time
Theresa: to save the lost little puppy from the pound.
Looking like an answered prayer"
Duo: (Plumber) Yeah, I heard you had a leak in the attic?
Theresa: (Lily) Yes, that's correct. I seem to be missing most of my brain cells.
(She walked past all the tables and sat down on top of the boy's table. Trowa was about to pass out at this
Duo: She was wearing an overwhealming amount of cheap perfume.
Theresa: (Lily) You like it? It's a special blend...I call it "Eu de 'Sue".
"I know I'm truly blessed
For every thing you give me
Duo: (Lily) A...Power drill...how...romantic...
Blessed when I hear you call my name
Theresa: 'Sue! Suuuey! Suuuuuey!
I'll do my best
With every breath that's in me
Duo: (Lily) To make sure you never question your unceasing loyalty and devotion to me.
Blessed to make sure you feel the same"
Theresa: ("You") Wow, honey...a Christina Agulara CD...Just what I always wanted...
(She then moved over and sat on Trowa's lap. Trowa was literally about to die.
Duo: (News Headline) "Young Man Dies of Violent Allergic Reaction to Lounge Singer's Perfume"
She slipped a note into his
Theresa: Turtleneck
sweaty hand)
"Deep in side me
You filled me with your gentle touch"
Duo: (Lily) Christ, honey, can't you get your libedo on some other time? I'm trying to clean the bathroom!
(She then got up off Trowa's lap and walked back to the stage)
Theresa: She wasn't particurlary smart, but she knew if Trowa died because of her perfume, his friends would press charges.
"I know I'm truly blessed
For everything you give me
Duo: (Lily) Awww....I've always wanted a subscription to "Sports Illustrated".
Blessed for all the tenderness you showed
I'll do my best
With every breath that's in me
Blessed
To make sure you never go away"
Duo: (Lily) *plotting* ...And if he tries to escape through the back door, I'll set up a bear trap to catch him...
She then walked in the back of the stage and the curtains closed.
Theresa: We all know who the real star of this show is - it's those red "Satan Curtains".
Trowa looked at the note she put into his hand and his eyes widen with shock.
Duo: One of the lions at the circus had been kidnapped.
He handed the note to Heero
Theresa: (Trowa) She really meant to give this to you.
The note read: password passion flower.
Duo: Passion flower....that sounds like a drink.
Theresa: Bet it doesn't have any rum.
P.S. meet me back stage boys
Duo: (Note) I've hidden the rum in my budoir.
The boys followed the message
Theresa: (Message) Right-o, chaps, follow me then!
and went back stage there was the girl in regular clothes (look at profile to read what she normally wears).
Theresa: (Lily) Haha, I lied, there is no rum.
They were shocked
Duo: But why is the rum gone?
"a woman piloting a gundam and I thought those scantiest were crazy before now there insane" Wufei said very upset
Theresa:...I'm just going to let that sentence speak for itself.
"well no one said ya had to like it jerk face" the girl said in a tone that made Wufei very angry.
Duo: So he whipped out his sword and cut off her head. The end.
Trowa just smiled slightly.
Theresa: He'd always liked crude, obnoxious girls. He especially liked feeding them to the lions.
"Hey welcome to the team little lady" Duo said with a wink in his eye
Duo: (himself) Ack! I have a wink in my eye! Get it out, get it out!
"my name is Dou Maxwell the god of death"
Theresa: (Duo) My hobbies are flower arranging and Japanese tea ceremony.
he counted he pointed to Heero."That's Heero the perfect soldier"
Duo: Even though "The Perfect Soldier" is technically Trowa, and we don't use Fandom terms to describe ourselves...
next he pointed to Quatre
Theresa: Even though he'd been taught it isn't polite to point.
"that's Quatre Rababa Winner the noble in the desert"
Duo: Hehe..Rababa...
Then Duo pointed to Wufei "that's Wufei the lone Dragon but in your case jerk face"
Theresa: he continued, turning Lily's insult back around to her. "Chang-sama. Fear him."
and last but not lest he pointed to Trowa
Duo: He'd saved Trowa for last lest he break with foreshadowing.
"the quit one over here is Trowa the silencer"
Theresa: (Duo) But you can call him Nanashi. He quit caring about not having a name a while back.
Dou finally finished. The girl smiled and told them who she was
Duo: (Lily) I am a MARY SUE! Ph3ar Meh!
"my name is Lily Sonia. Dragonheart the passion flower of war" Lily said.
Theresa: (Lily) I'm so great I have an unexplained period in my name.
Trowa just stood there looking at her
Duo: He was still freaked out by her pink eyes. And he still couldn't figure out what color her hair was supposed to be.
(why can't I take my eyes off you Lily?) He thought to himself
To be continued?!?
Duo: Please, God, no!
If I should keep writing this tell me but please don't flame me I worked really heard on this.
Theresa: But obviously not hard enough to proof-read it and use a spell-checker.
Declaimer: I did not write the song "Blessed" by Christina Aguilera
Duo: Quoth the author loudly and with rhetorical effect.
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Notes: ok like last time the gwboy met this new pilot
Theresa (confused) So there's only one of them again?
Wufei wasn't impressed and insulted her.
Duo: Go Wufei!
She called him jerk face
Theresa: The most devistating insult in her entire vocabulary.
and Trowa is acting all wired and stuff.
Duo: He just had too much coffee earlier that day, is all.
The boys and girls need to destroy this new gundam Rockefeller has created.
Duo: Did she even *watch* the series? It's Romefeller
Theresa: Wait...there's more than one girl now?
And last but not lest please forgive my spelling my spell cheek was deleted by my evil older brother Dorkco (heheheheheheh).
Duo: (Shrilly) Heheheheheheheh!
Theresa: There are other ways of finding out how words are spelled. *waves her trusty dictionary at the screen*
Duo: How and why would someone ever delete a spell check anyway?
Also thank you for those comment you wrote you gave me a little confidants to write.
Theresa: (author) My confidants are all of my stuffed animals.
Disclaimer: I don't own the Gundam Wing people only Lily Sonia. Dragonheart and Dr.Diana
Duo: That period in the middle of her name is slowly driving me insane.
The New Gundam Kid in Town Part Two
Duo: Wait...did she just change the title?
(*Why can't I stop looking at you Lily?*) Trowa thought.
Theresa: I stand by the earlier assesment that she's a basalisk.
"Well are we gonna stand here all day looking at each other like dorks?" Lily asked;
Duo: Behold my mad 20th century language skills!
"we need to get going and destroy that gundam before it destroys us" she finished.
Theresa: (Lily) My contacts have informed me that the Gundam knows our identities and is watching us even as we speak
Quatre smiled at her
Duo: (Quatre, thinking) Man, what a moron.
(*man she's really cool and funny and she's kind of cute*) Quatre thought,
Theresa: (Quatre, thinking) For a giant, pink-eyed albino with no discernable hair color and a crappy attitude)
"go figure the woman wants to rush headfirst how normal of a woman" Wufei said
Duo: I thought women liked to have solid plans before they did stuff like rush into life-threatening danger?
Theresa: Most normal women. Not Mary Sues.
"How normal a man being arrogant" Lily responded back at Wufei's comment making Wufei anger.
Theresa: Ooh! Fear her witty come-backs!
(*Whoa Wu-mans angry and she not sacred of him I wonder if she like party hoping*) Duo thought.
Duo: I fail to see how those two things are related.
Heero shook his head "were getting no where by talking I think we head back to base and come up with a plan of attack"
Theresa: (the other pilots) Yes! Let's all go somewhere else and have this exact same conversation!
Heero said everyone nodded
Duo: Once again, Heero has assumed the role of the omnipotent leader.
5 minuets later
Theresa: (putting her oboe down, slightly out of breath) I hope she doesn't want many more minuets...I'm getting kind of tired...
They're all at the secret the base which is by the pier over looking the ocean
Duo: So it's not really "secret" because she just told us exactly where it is.
Theresa: I didn't know there was an ocean in the colonies...Hey, wait a minute! They aren't in the colonies at this point in the story! They're all supposed to be on the Peacemillion!
Duo: Plotholes are fun for everyone.
(a very beautiful sight might I add).
Duo:...What?
Theresa: Randomly inserted author's notes. Don't worry about it.
They're waiting for a plan to come to their heads when (DIGN DONG)
Duo: (hopefully) The rest of the fic was deleted and we could all go home happy?
"I'll get it" Duo said and ran the front door.
Theresa: Duo and Wufei were having a little race between the front door and the coffee table. It was Duo's job to train the door.
Duo came back into the room "hey guys guess what Hilde is here"
Duo: They're in a top secret base, but that doesn't stop random people from making house calls.
Duo said happily as the German-girl came into the room "Hi guy" She cheerfully then noticed Lily "and girls" she add.
Theresa: So there's one guy and multiple girls now...Interesting.
They all nodded at Hilde "so what are guys doing?" Hilde asked,
Theresa: (Hilde) Anything important? I thought it would be fun to bake some cookies together!
"were trying think of a battle plan to attack that new gundam" Heero said,
Duo: (Heero) But it shouldn't take too much longer. We can make cookies after we're done.
"I say we plant explosive around the gundam and building and blow it up" Duo said for the hounded time that day
Duo: Is hounded a number?
Theresa: Maybe it's one of those imaginary numbers, like "gajillion".
"Duo do hearing problem blowing it up will just in danger the colonies" Lily said
Duo: in fragmented English. Just because she was practically perfect in every way didn't mean she had to be smart.
"but maybe we could just blow up the gundam and leave the base" Heero said.
Theresa: (Heero) Well, I have spoken. That is what we shall do. Lets bake those cookies now!
Three hour later
And 12 minuets
Theresa: (outraged) Twelve!? I'm sick of playing minuets for this girl. From now on all minuets shall be imagined.
after Lily got annoyed at Duo and beaten him up Lily left
Duo: ... I may not be the best at hand-to-hand combat, but I certainly am not so easily beaten up by a girl!
Theresa: You are if she's over a foot taller than you are.
"ok see you boys at 0400 hour tonight at the base" Lily said right before she left.
Duo: Once she was gone, all the guys had a good laugh at Lily's incorrect use of military time.
They all the boys were in their rooms or with there gundams.
Theresa: (redneck accent) I like that there Gundam. It's purdy.
Trowa was tuning up Heavyarms but the whole time he couldn't stop thinking of Lily
Duo: Because she'd put a mind control spell on him.
(*what's wrong with me why do I have this feeling around her every time she is close to me my hands get all sweaty and my head start spinning why is this blasted girl so special to me*).
Theresa: (Trowa) and why the hell does thinking about her cause me to forget all previous compitence with the English language?
He could still hear her singing that song she sang.
Theresa: (Lily) Some...WHERE! OVER the RainBOW!
Duo: *whaps Theresa* No singing.
He didn't notice Heero enter the hanger with his laptop under his right arm
Duo: He would've noticed Heero if he'd had the laptop under his left arm, but alas, such was not the case.
"Trowa you still have that massage to read" Heero said in his usual perfect soldier voice.
Theresa: (Trowa) Yay, I forgot about my massage! Will you be the one giving it to me, Heero?
Trowa got down from Heavyarms and looked at Heero and nodded. Heero opened his laptop and handed it to Trowa.
Duo: Leaning forward, Trowa carefully placed the laptop on his back, and waited for the massage to begin.
As Trowa read the message he got his eye widen
Theresa: (Trowa) Good thing I've got this here eye-widen...Now if only I knew what it was for...
THE MASSAGE:
Duo: (Massage) Vrrrrrmmmmmmm
Theresa: (Trowa) Ohh...yeah....ah...that's the ticket....
Trowa
When you where five years old Dr.X
Theresa: WTF?
(I don't know the name of the guy who trained Trowa so I gave him a name Dr.X)
Duo: How hard is it to do a little research before writing a fic? How hard!?
Theresa, sobbing: It's Doktor S! ESSssssssss!
Duo: *pats Theresa's shoulder awkwardly and offers her some popcorn*
arranged your marriage with a young girl the same age as you. She is a fallow pilot
Theresa: (trying to contain her laughter) Inactive, unseeded pilot....BWA HA!
and was trained by Dr.Diana her name is..
"Lily Sonia. Dragonheart" Trowa said
Duo: Wow, we sure didn't see that one coming.
MASSAGE COUNTINUS:
Duo: (Massage) Vrrrrmmmmmrmmmm
Theresa: (Trowa) I need to have one of these more often.
Trowa you will be forced to marry her no matter what it ancient tradition.
Theresa: Who's aincent tradition?
Duo: This would have been more plausable if the arrangement had been with Wufei...at least he has aincent traditions.
P.S. Don't tell Lily yet she doesn't know about this. Dr.Diana wishes to tell her in person when the time is right.
Duo: *snickering* yeah, when Trowa has a growth spurt and they won't look rediculous getting married to eachother.
And for the first time in his life Trowa fainted.
Theresa: That must have been one hell of a massage.
Somewhere else
Hilde and Duo where talking "So Duo what do ya think of that Lily girl" Hilde asked
Theresa: (Hilde) 'Cause I hate her. She's such a poser.
Duo poked his out of Deathscythe.
Duo: (himself) I'm going to step on her with Deathscythe, that's what I think of her!
Hilde tried not to laugh at him because Lily gave him two black eyes he looked like a raccoon
Duo: *mutters something about revenge*
Theresa: Here, have some M&M's.
"well she sure packs a wallop when she pounces and she really is cute but not my type if that's what ya mean Hilde" Duo said
Duo: (himself) Besides, she shall soon be little more than a bloodsmear on the ground, so it really doesn't matter one way or the other.
"what is your type Duo?" Hilde asked. Duo smirked at her and climbed down from his gundam and looked straight into Hilde's eyes
Theresa: (Duo) I like 'em short, Chinese and male.
Duo: *whaps Theresa* None of that!
"well um lets see my type someone who um laugh at my jokes has a personality and doesn't beat me up and will help out a friend like you" Duo said as he
Theresa: placed his grease-covered hand on Hilde's clean sweater.
put his hand on her cheek and kissed her full on the lips.
Duo: Thank Shinigami it's Hilde and not that freaky 'Sue.
Theresa: Amen.
Hilde eyes widened and she wrapped her arms around his neck.
Duo: She must be trying to choke me.
Theresa: I don't blame her, after what you did to her sweater.
Duo broke the kiss
Duo: (himself) Whoops, sorry. I'll get Howard to fix that.
"so shall we shag now of shell we shag later" Duo said smiling.
Both: ...
Hilde Shook her head angrily she raised her hand and..................
Duo: Now that I deserved.
Somewhere else, else where
Theresa: In case you didn't know what "somewhere else" ment.
"OWWWWWWWWW". Quatre heard a rather loud cry of pain "that sounded like Duo" Quatre said. Turned to Sandrock and continued working on his gundam.
Duo: (Quatre, thinking) He's probably just cut off a finger or something. Nothing to worry about.
Heero walked in holding a still fainted Trowa. "Hey Quatre where the smelling salt Trowa passed out"
Theresa: (Heero) The massage was too much for him.
Heero said
"Trowa passed out is he ok" Quatre asked full of concern for his comrade and friend as he climbed out of Sandrock.
Duo: Oh, fine, don't worry about me. I might have mortally wounded myself over in that other hanger, but no one thinks about poor Duo!
Quatre looked at Trowa for a moment and went to the cabinet in the corner of the room and got out a small vile of smelling salt.
Theresa: It was sitting right next to the shrunken heads and the jars of formaldehyde.
"Here's the smelling salt Heero" Quatre said and walked over to him and Trowa.
Duo: (Quatre) Shall I give you a running commentary of everything I do?
Quatre opened the smelling salt and put it under Trowa's noise. Trowa's noised twisted a little at the horrible smell under his noise and woke up
Duo: (Trowa's noised) What'd you wake me up for? I was having a good dream!
"Hey Trowa what scared ya so much that ya had to pass out" Quatre asked full of innocents on face
Theresa: One of the innocents had jumped out of the cupboard when Quatre had gotten the smelling salts and was now clinging to his face, leering at Trowa.
"Heero show him the message I got" Trowa said still a bit in shock.
Theresa: He's eager to share the joy.
Duo: He's getting a new haircut!
Heero opened his laptop and showed Quatre the message his eyes widen "congratulations Trowa!" Quatre said with a smile from ear to ear (is that possible?)
Duo: (author) I ask this because I've never heard of a figure of speech before.
Theresa: (author) And really, just because I've never heard of a figure of speech, doesn't mean that I can't use one in my story!
"Quatre I can't marry her" Trowa said
"and why not Lily is a beautiful girl she smart and strong and kind of cute and fun to be around" Quatre said shocked at what Trowa said
Duo: Hmm, she must have been all of these wonderful things during one of the minuets you were playing, Theresa.
Theresa: Yes, because all I seem to recall of her is that she's stuck-up, obnoxious and over six freakin' feet tall!
"because she's too
Duo: (Trowa) Damn tall, that's why!
perfect for me she needs more then I could ever give her" Trowa said
Duo: (monotone) See Trowa angst.
Theresa: (also in monotone.) Angst, Trowa, angst.
"well Trowa ya have no choice it the law says if your guardians/guardian arranges your marriage you have to marry the girl not matter what" Heero said
Duo: (Heero) Because we have twisted laws like this here in the enlightened future that apply to everyone.
"I want to it just that what if she doesn't want to the law also says if the bride doesn't whish to marry she doesn't have to" Trowa said
Theresa: *squinting at the text* So...Basically, if TROWA doesn't want to marry her, he doesn't have any say, but if LILY doesn't want to get married, they can just call the wedding off?
" I have a feeling she will" Quatre said.
Duo: As much as I hate to say it, I agree with Quatre.
Again somewhere else (this is getting old isn't it)
Theresa: Yes, it is getting old.
Duo: (British accent) Get on with it!
Wufei was meditating.
Theresa: Ah, I just love the stereotypical Wufei. All he does is shout "Onna!", "Injustice" and meditate.
When he heard Duo and Hilde arguing "Hilde that shag thing was a joke I didn't mean it I really love ya Hilde" Duo said pleading
Duo: (himself) I don't really have sex with the people I truly love!
"Was the kiss a joke too huh?" Hilde asked
Theresa: (Duo) Yes. Ha ha, fooled you!
"no" Duo said. Wufei just shook his head "I'm not going to ask" He said to no one.
Duo: (No one) are you talking to me?
He saw Hilde walk by and open the door and Duo grabbed her abruptly by the wrist and pulled her close to him and kissed her.
Duo: So where exactly is Wufei meditating?
Wufei shook his head again and climb in his gundam Shonlong.
Theresa: He'd known it would never have worked between him and Duo.
Duo: *whaps Theresa a second time*
He pulled out a small picture he kept hidden in a small compartment.
Theresa: (Wufei) Ah, my sweet braided baka, I wish you happiness.
Duo: *whaps Theresa a little harder* Knock it off, ecchi.
It was a picture of Sally Po.
Duo: She was wearing a little black dress and was chugging a forty as her subordinates cheered her on in the background.
He just gazed at it for a moment (the only woman I know that's not weak) He thought.
Theresa: (Wufei, thinking) I just love how she can hold her alochol...what a woman!
He put the picture to his lips and kissed it and put it back where he hide it.
TO BE CONTINUED
Theresa: Why doesn't it end? Whyyy?
Cliffhanger!!!! Note2: please don't flame me if you like this
Duo: Can we flame you if we don't like it?
fanfic please tell me if I should keep writing it.
Duo:...wait...oh, I get it.
Theresa: But why is the rum gone?
Thank you
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Notes: Ok so we fond out Trowa is getting married.
Duo: We also found out that Heero is fond of baking cookies.
Duo and Hilde are in the war of the genders.
Theresa: That's actually a rather plausable plot device. I approve.
Wufei has a thing for Sally.
Duo: Hehe...Wufei likes older women.
Lily doesn't know she's getting married.
Theresa: But then, Lily doesn't really know much of anything.
And when will they destroy the gundam already!
Duo: Oh, yeah...the "Gundam". I'd almost forgot what the whole point of this fic was...
Also I'd like to note that this might be the last part
Theresa: Do you promise?
but I will keep writ if the viewer you wants me to continue to write
Duo: No, no, that's quite all right. Please do stop.
Disclaimer: as usual I don't own anyone here expect Lily Sonia. Dragonheart
Theresa: I still want to know what the hell is with that freakin' period in the middle of her name.
The New Gundam Kid In Town Part Three
Duo: Oi, pass the M&M's.
Theresa: Here.
Somewhere in an abandoned building.
Duo: (author) Was that a vague enough description?
We see Lily walking in "well it's about time you got here Lily" A feminine voice said from behind Lily she turned around and saw an old
Theresa: Man
lady in her late 60s she had brown hair with streaks of gray, soft brown eyes, and a white lab coat
Theresa: covered in blood.
"Dr.Diana why are you here?" Lily said
Duo: (Lily) I thought you were still in Cancun!
"well my dear I have great news for you" Dr. Diana said.
Theresa: (Dr. Diana) I just won a free week at a health spa, and I'm giving it to you!
Lily didn't want to hear any news from this lady but knew she had too
Theresa: (Lily) I knew it. You're really a man.
"so what's the news Doc" Lily said
"well it's hard for me too say this but
Duo: (Dr. Diana)...well, actually it isn't hard for me to say this. You're fired.
as your guardian you've been like a doughtier to me and like all guardians of parents
Theresa: (Dr. Diana) we like to eat our children.
they wish to see there children get married. So here is the news your getting married," Dr. Diana said almost smiling.
Duo: Wow, that was blunt.
Lily was shocked and angry at the same time
Theresa: She wanted to decide when she was getting married for herself, darnit!
(I'll kill the man I'm supposed to marry before the wedding day) "ok whose the chump who's going to die before his wedding day" Lily asked.
Duo: She's just so eloquent when she speaks.
Theresa: Yes. Every word she utters is like a bit of poetry.
Dr.Diana shook her head
Duo: (Dr. Diana) I can't tell you that, because otherwise you'd know who to kill.
"Trowa Barton pilot of gundam Heavyarms" Dr. Diana said
Theresa: (Dr. Diana) Is the best man. The guy you're marrying is...
Duo: (Dr. Diana) Quinze!
Both: *snicker*
"WHAT" Lily was now angrier then before.
Theresa: (Lily) You can't make me marry that old fart! I refuse!
Lily never for a moment considered that her fellow pilot would be the one
Duo: To betray her by being her future husband's best man.
she would marry "how could you do that I can't kill him" Lily said disappointed
Theresa: (Lily) I can't get to him because he's hiding smack in the middle of that damn Libra!
"that's why I picked him I knew you couldn't kill
Duo: (Dr. Diana) him while he was hidden in that giant weapon of death.
your comrade Lily" Dr.Diana said
Theresa: steepling her fingers and grinning evilly for effect.
"it more then that Doc" Lily said
"oh now is it dear" Dr.Diana said
"I already fell in love with him" Lily said trying not to blush.
Duo: Haha, she's in love with Quinze!
Dr.Diana just smiled
Theresa: Soon, her plot for complete world domination would tilt into full swing.
Same time at night
Duo: How can it be the same time if it's at night?
All the gundam pilots were at their positions waiting for the signal.
Duo: (himself, whispering) What's the signal again?
Theresa: (Heero, also whispering) Shut up, we'll miss the signal!
"Nataku in position" Wufei said
"Wing Zero in position" Heero said
"Heavyarms in position" Trowa said
"Ok, ok were all in position already," Duo said
"Let do this" Lily said
"Sandrock in position" Quatre said
Duo: not wanting to miss out on the fun.
All the gundam powered up their weapons they took aim and were about to fire when...
Theresa: Zechs had another heart attack and died, leaving the opposing army leaderless.
100,000 Leos attacked them
Theresa: T_T But they're using Tauruses now....
Duo: Where did they get one hundred thousand Leos anyway?
Theresa: Plothole.
"well, well the welcoming committee. I feel so special," Lily said sarcastically.
Duo: As you should, my dear. They're going to escort your to your wedding with Quinze.
A huge battle broke out Sinigram toke out 50 Leos with it deathscythe
Theresa: Shinigram...*dissolves into helpless giggling*
Duo: (stoically) Sounds like some kind of snack food.
Draco toke out a 40 with its lava gun
Theresa: So it has a lave gun and a lava gun, eh?
Sandrock 70
Duo: Sounds like the name of a radio station.
Wing zero 200
Theresa: No! It's like a track competition!
Heavyarms 300
Duo: After Heavyarms took out its 300th Leo, it ran out of ammo and had to fall back.
5 hours later
Theresa: Everyone was assembled in the wedding hall watching Lily and Quinze make their vows.
The 5 umm 6 gundams stood among the ruble of destroyed Leos.
Theresa: What are they standing on?
Duo: I've decided that this "alternate universe" must be taking place on the Earth.
Then Heero turned his attention to
Theresa: Cleaning the grease from beneath his fingernails.
the base were the gundam was held
Duo: (Heero) Okay, guys, here's the base. Let's find out which hanger the Gundam's in and do this!
"target locked on prepare to fire" Heero said. All at once all the gundam fired and destroyed the base but the new gundam was still in tack
Theresa: (New Gundam) *neighs*
Duo: Look! The new Gundam is Funsaiki from G-Gundam!
all of a sudden it eye's lit up and the new gundam sprang to life
Duo: (New Gundam) I'm a real boy!
"WHAT!! That mean someone's piloting that" Duo said.
Theresa: Or it's a mobile doll.
The new gundam looked around
Duo: Turning its head from side to side to survey the scenery.
"attention gundam pilot's this is Tele Netic new pilot of gundam Mindbender
Duo: What happened to the old one?
Theresa: Must've had his mind bent.
Duo: Much like this fic is doing to my mind.
Theresa: Hang tight, buddy, the end is in sight.
To be continued
Duo: (author)That's a threat, not a promise!
Note2: Please, please, please tell me what you think
Theresa: (author) unless you don't like it, in which case, screw you!
Note3: who is this new pilot why is she the new gundam pilot you'll have to wait till part 4 if there's a part four
Duo: I'm going to bet she's Lily's love-rival for Trowa.
Theresa: I think she's going to be Lily's best friend and end up with Quatre.
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Notes: ok I lots of reviews from all short of people
Duo: (offended) Is she making fun of short people?
I going to try to tone Lily down a bit and try to make this more readable.
Theresa: You mean you're going to use punctuation?
Notes2: ok we have a new pilot named Tele Netic but who she really is she on our boys side or on Romafeller side.
Duo: She's so close this time! She almost got Romefeller's name right!
Theresa: *wipes a tear of pride from her eye*
Also Lily fund out she getting married and now we continue we the fanfic
Duo: I want my money back.
New Character
Theresa: Mary Sue II!
Tele Netic
Duo: I bet all the kids at school made fun of her for that name.
Real name: Unknown
Theresa: No, I bet they made fun of her for that name.
Code name: Tele Netic
Duo: Last name: Psycho
Eye color: Gold
Theresa: Like an owl.
Hair color: reddish Brown
Duo: Yay, she has hair color! Unlike poor Lily...
Age: 15
Theresa: Hmm...she's the age as the rest of you "unspoken for" pilots. I wonder what that could mean?
Looks: She always wears a tucked in red Tank top and short Kikai shorts
Duo: She has Kikai Shorts! They must be a matching set for Quatre's Khaki pants!
and wears a red rubber band in her hair witch is normally in two long braids with red bows at the bottom of the braids
Theresa: But she wears her hair in long braids...perhaps she's looking for a little bit of DUO love.
History: Tele Netic is not her real name
Duo: It's really "Unknown".
but was given that name for what she is a telekinetic.
Theresa: No, back to Quatre...he's a New-Type...They're "perfect" for eachother.
Romafeller raised her as a young girl and trained by them. She grew up never knowing who she was.
Theresa: But her name is Unknown, we know that much.
She can not see into the future like a psychic but she can use her mind to move her gundam
Duo: She's really an invalid...she can't move her arms and her legs.
and other objects and read peoples minds she can find out any code is just by putting her hand on someone's head.
Theresa: Who would get close enough to let her?
A small section of her brain was replaced by a computer. She can connect to any computer by inserting a special cable in to the back of her head.
Theresa: We are the Borg. Prepare to be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
Gundam Mindbender: This gundam is very advanced it has a mind interface witch
Duo: Oh no! An interface witch!
interlocks into the brain of the pilot. The weapon system is also controlled by the pilot's very thought it has a beam cannon just like Wing Zero and saber Sword and just like gundam Draco has a lighting whip witch can take out 4 whole leos in one
Theresa: It also explodes on contact.
The new Gundam Kid in Town part 4
Duo: *flings popcorn at the screen*
Dou: whoa other lady pilot. Is this becoming a patter or something?
Theresa: "Dou" must be hearing the pitter patter of little feet...There's probably some children in his future.
Heero calmly: We have to complete the mission no matter what let's attack it.
Duo: Heey....when she said she was going to make this more readable...
Heero pulled out Wing's saber and flew straight at the new Gundam named Mindbender
Theresa: She must have meant continuing without punctuation and trying for the "script theme" instead.
Tele: Your attempt is futile. You can't win 001
Duo: We are the Borg.
Theresa: I used that one already...
Duo: But it's so appropriate....
Tele pulled out her beam saber as well and charged at Wing Zero. They both met in the middle
Theresa: of the mudpit
and start to
Duo: Wrestle.
duel.
Mindbender swung her saber at Wing but was got blocked by Wings saber, Wing stabbed Mindbender in its side. Mindbender then stroke Wing on its right shoulder.
Theresa: Hmm, this play-by-play is fascinating...*yawns*
Lily: Is there something we can do to help. Wing is strong but still even Heero need help
Duo: (Lily) I, the Mary-Sue, shall rush in and save the day, and hog all the glory besides!
Trowa: We can't Heero would not like that he is a very strong fighter
Theresa: (Wufei) Unlike you, you onna
Quatre: Lily is right. Heero is getting pounded by Tele
Duo: (Quatre) We should all place bets. Who wants to bet on Heero?
It was true Mindbender made a come back Wing had cuts all over it
Theresa: and they were bleeding profusly.
and smoke was still coming out of the cuts on wing. Mindbender lifted it saber to make it final blow when
Theresa: The universe exploded and everybody DIED!
Duo:...Except for me. =p
Lily: That's it I don't care if Heero would like it or not I'm going to help him
Duo: (Lily) It's not fair that he's getting more screen-time than me, gosh darnit!
Draco flew off and grabbed Mindbender hand and pulled
Theresa: her in for a kiss.
out her lighting whip and struck Mindbender, but
Duo: The lightning whip exploded.
mindbender then drove it saber into Draco's left arm and then hit Draco on the shoulder.
Theresa: (Mindbender) Ha ha! Take that!
Draco then hit Mindbender with it lighting whip making a burn mark on it and hit mindbender on the head and shoulder.
Duo: Catfight! Catfight!
Mindbender hit Draco's right leg cussing it fall.
Theresa: (Draco) *cusses*
Trowa: LILY!!!!!
Duo: (Trowa, sadly) She forgot to give me back that pen I loaned her...it was my favorite.
Heavyarms then went into the battleground and slashed Mindbender and started firing all of it bullets.
Theresa: And then after it had fired all of its bullets, it fired some more bullets.
Mindbender was getting in no hits with Heavyarms.
Duo: Gee, I wonder which Gundam is Lily's favorite?
Theresa: Hush, you. Deathscythe's got enough fans.
Tele: You're stronger then I thought but not strong enough 004
Duo: 004? When did the Cyborgs get here?
Trowa Thinking to himself: what's wrong with me when I saw Lily get hurt I felt in raged I'm not allowed to feel this way
Theresa: (Trowa, thinking) I mean, it's not like I can't get another pen...
Comm: Tele we've shown how powerful Mindbender is come to base 3737475 now.
Duo: That looks like a phone number. Wonder what would happen if we called it?
Let the gundam pilots think twice before attacking Romefeller again
Theresa: (Comm) We'll squish them like grapes after they've had time to contemplate.
Tele(replied to Comm): Yes Lord Shiana Dragonheart.
Duo: Shiana Dragonheart? *rolls eyes* Gee, I wonder how she's related to everything...
(to Gundam) Next time we meet I will show no mercy and destroy you all
Theresa: (Tele) You're just lucky you caught me on a bad day...I can't fight to full power when I've got these darn cramps.
Mindbender took off and all the gundam pilots could do was which.
Duo: They got confused which new Gundam was which and decided to gang up on Draco just to make sure.
Trowa turned to the fallen Draco and pick her up.
Theresa: He sure is strong for a scrawney-boy with no butt. Wouldn't it have been easier to make Heavyarms pick up the 'Sue Gundam?
Quatre: lets get back to the hanger all the gundams need to be repaired
Duo: (Quatre) and then we'll all have some tea.
Heero: Agreed
Theresa: (Heero) Even though Quatre said what we should do first, it's okay because I was the first to agree.
Duo: Old Deathscythe need some repairs pronto
Duo: But New Deathscythe was ready and raring to go.
Lily: Trowa I can get to the Hanger on my own I'm only have a big in one leg
Theresa: A big what?
Trowa: I don't think so your gundam took heavy damage and feel safer if I carried you there
Duo: (Trowa) Because our Gundams can carry other Gundams, just like in G-Gundam!
Lily: Trowa you and I need to have a heart to heart talk and I think you know about what
Theresa: (Lily) Your Gundam's hand is touching my Gundam's ass. There's gonna be a smackdown tonight!
Trowa: gulp
Duo: (Trowa) I didn't mean to put my Gundam's hand on your Gundam's ass...it just kind of happened!
Duo: Trowa I know how ya feel Hilde says we need to talk as well
Therea: (Duo) She keeps asking me for pineapple with sour cream-guacamole dip...
Three hours later
Duo: Everyone was having a splended time baking cookies.
And Lily arguing with Trowa about being carried back to base
Theresa: (Lily) *I* think I should carry *you*.
Heavyarms set Draco on the ground of the Hanger and Lily Climbed out, and so did Trowa they just looked at each other for a moment.
Duo: And then Quatre ran up and offered both of them some tea.
The gundam pilot thought it wise to leave even Heero didn't want to be there.
Theresa: Heero, the lone Gundam pilot, left the hanger.
It was silent for a minuet
Theresa: *Plays a really sappy, cheesy minuet*
until Lily spoke
Duo: (Lily) I have a confession to make: I'm really a man.
Lily: Did you get word of an arranged marriage by any chance Trowa
Duo: (Trowa) Yes, I heard about you and Quinze. Congratulations!
Trowa: I did Lily
Theresa: (Trowa) You're going to make Quinze a happy man.
Lily: You know I would have killed you if it were anybody else I was going to marry but you I can't kill
Duo: (Lily) It's your unibang, you see. I keep getting distracted pondering how the hell it stays so stiff and straight all the time.
Trowa: and why is that is it because you want to get to married me or because I'm your comrade becomes if that's the reason then you should not let that stop you
Theresa: (Trowa) I'm so infatuated with you, even though you're crude, sarcastic and irritating, I won't mind if you kill me.
Lily: Because...I...I want...
Duo: (Lily) I want some ice cream.
Trowa stepped closer to Lily and looked straight into her eye.
Theresa: Aaah! She's a pink-eyed albino cyclops!
He put one hand on the side of her face and leaned closer to her.
Duo: Then, with an abrupt twist of his arm, he broke her neck and everyone lived happily ever after.
Trowa thinking: Man she has beautiful eyes.
Theresa: (Trowa, thinking) They remind me of all my favorite things...cotton candy...toothpaste....trashy romance novel covers...
Trowa you can't do this to your self-your letting your self feel emotions. Emotions for her why me
Duo: (Trowa, sobbing) I never asked to fall in love with a 'Sue!
Lily thinking: For the love of Draco kiss me already don't make me wait Trowa I love you
Theresa: (Lily) I'm so glad you agreed to be Quinze's best man.
Trowa leaned closer till he cloud feel Lily breath on his skin
Duo: Ack! She's breathing out poison clouds! Get away from her, Trowa!
their lips almost touched.
Theresa: But at the last moment, Quatre rushed in asking if they wanted fresh-baked cookies, ruining the moment.
Lily: Trowa I.........
Duo: (Lily) I'm getting a crick in my neck....you're too short!
Before Lily could fines her sentence Trowa kissed her full on the lips.
Theresa: He had to stand on his tip-toes to do it, but he managed.
A flesh suddenly come out of no where
Duo: It's a flesh-eating monster!
and Trowa and Lily broke their kiss and turned to see Duo, Quatre, Wufie,
Duo: *spits out his popcorn* WUFIE!? (He begins to giggle uncontrolibly)
and Heero eating popcorn and holding a camera
Theresa: It was a huge camera, that's why it needed all four pilots to hold it up.
Duo: Beautiful, beautiful now how about some more action and a little France kissing
Theresa: (Duo) Germany. I want to see France kiss Germany.
Quatre: that so cute how you two kiss
Duo: (Quatre) Like two little puffer fish...
Heero: it seems that you excepted your mission from Dr.X and Dr.Diana
Theresa: (outraged) Doktor S! SSSSSsssss!!! Booo! *throws popcorn at the screen*
Wufie: Well it seems Trowa is going to be the strong man after all
Duo: He can kiss women who are twice his size.
Trowa looked at Lily and Lily at Trowa they both nodded
Theresa: (Lily) So I've decided that pink curtains would be best for our little love-nest.
Trowa and Lily: Let get them
Duo: (Trowa) But I don't like pink...how 'bout blue?
The boys ran away as the two lovebirds chased them around the baseball bats
Theresa: (Baseball bats) Watch where you're running, you dratted humans!
Else where
Duo: Or somewhere else.
We see a young Girl its
Theresa: A robot!
Tele
Duo: Same difference.
(look at new character for details) and there's a shadowy figure in front of her she's in a nobleman's outfit.
Theresa: So it's really a he?
Tele: Lady Shiana Dragonheart why didn't you let me stay and fight I could easily defeat them
Duo: (Tele) with my Sue-ish Gundam and my flawless good looks.
Lady Shiana Dragonheart: Now little Mindbender you almost killed Draco and I told you not to
Theresa (Lady S. Dragonheart) We want the Gundam whole. You were only supposed to kill the pilot!
The lady slapped Tele across the face leaving a big bruise on her cheek
Duo: (Lady S. Dragonheart) This tea is weak! Fetch me another cup, slave!
Tele: Why is that pilot so special to you master Shiana
Theresa: (Tele, whining) I'm much less obnoxious than that pink-eyed albino!
Lady Shiana Dragonheart: Because that pilot is my only family left and a mother always favored her little baby Lily
Duo: (Lady S. Dragonheart) And when I find that little girl's mother, I'm going to give her a piece of my mind!
Note: this is the end of the story
Duo: Hurray!
but a new saga will start
Duo: *pouts*
who is this Lady Shiana Dragonheart anyway
Theresa: If I had to guess...I'd say...she's Lily's mother's former roommate.
and why does she have an inters in Lily
Duo: Lily's mother owed her money and she's hounding Lily to collect. Duh.
Find out next Fanfic I might write
Duo: NOooooo.....
Note2: Please tell me what you think.
Theresa: Done and done.
I would really love to know
Duo: (author) Unless you didn't like it, then you can take your opinion and shove it!
because I'm not sure if I should write a another story to this one.
Theresa: Welp, that's it.
Duo: Really?
Theresa: Yup. That's all she wrote. And I can't find her profile anymore.
Duo: She probably knew we were on to her.
Theresa: Maybe. ANYway, time for the review!
Duo: But I dun wanna...
Theresa: Too bad, we have to be nice after being so mean. *ahem*
While Mary Sues as a genre aren't incredibly interesting to read, at least this particular effort did not involve describing what Lily was doing, wearing, eating, thinking, angsting, etc, throughout the entire fic. The effort to include all of the main characters in the fic is much appreciated.
Duo: HOWEVER! If you don't have a spell check, use a dictionary. Dictionary.com is an excellent resource if you don't happen to have a paper one handy.
Theresa: As always, the incorperation of punctuation into your fic as always hightens the impact of the story as a whole.
Duo: Also, it is okay to proof-read your stuff before you post it online. Really.
Theresa: And lastly, some of the plot devices (Hilde's war with Duo, Wufei's secret crush on Sally) were actually quite plausable, and I applaud their inclusion in the story.
Duo: And we're done. *waves to the audience* See you next time!