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_Kefka_


Mr. Insanity

(absent from DC)


Name: _Kefka_
Nickname(s): Kefka the strong, Kefka the supreme, the Great Kefka, Laughin' Boy, El Psycho, His Dementedness, The Man Who Laughs, Hop-Frog, Jumping Idiot, Mr. Insanity.
Name of guild and clan (if applicable): Evil Uprising
Title(s) Held: West DC Commander, Mr. Insanity.
Date of Birth: Can't remember
Class: Insanely Evil
Alignment: Evil. Sheesh, a little obvious don't you think?
Race or Species: Human.
True Form: Uh...Human.
Other Form(s): None, but I can take the forms of other people and impersonate them pretty well. I shoulda been on stage!
Eyes: Light Blue
Hair: Neon Orange
Skin: White
What do you look like:
Describe your attitude: Well, I'm incredibly evil, and also madly insane. A fun combination! Uwa ha ha!
Biggest Character Flaw: Insanity mixed with volatile anger. Another fun combo!
Personal Quotes: 'Son of a Submariner!', 'Nothing can beat the music of hundreds of voices screaming in unison', 'The sealed gate will soon be opened.... I, I, I, I feel so anxious...', 'Why do people cling to life when they know they can't live forever?', 'Life..Dreams..Hope..Where'd they come from? And where are they headed...? These things...I will destroy!!', This is sickening....You sound like chapters from a self help booklet!!
Parent(s): They died when I was a lil lunatic. Oh well, I become REALLY insane after that happened, so it was a good thing! Uwa ha ha!
Sibling(s): Nope! When they made me, they broke the mold! Or is it the mold was broken when they made me...Can never remember which one...
Wife: Not yet...
Children: Nope.
Guardians: Uh...why would I need any?
Close Friends (in alphabetical order): Friends? Don't have any of those. Well...Electra, Finvoker, General Leo, Mazerati, Pyrosis, Rufus_Shinra, Tarantulas, and Sado Ishikawa are fun people... Okay, I guess I'll count them as friends.
Worst Enemie (s): Uh...too many to mention.
Pet(s) and their names: Nope, no pets.
Favorite Color(s): Red...Blood red...Uwa ha ha! Hey, what are you staring at?
Favorite Animal(s): Uh...none.
Favorite Drink(s): Water! That's all I ever drink.
Favorite Food(s): Why, KFH wings! KFP=Kefka's Fried Harpie wings...Uwa ha ha!
Favorite Weapon(s): If it can kill, it's my favorite weapon.
Favorite Belonging(s): My cookbook: 100 and one ways to cook a Harpie.
Favorite thing(s) to wear: I like to wear flashy clothes, stuff that really sticks out in a crowd. I also like to wear capes and Chocobo feathers in my hair and this war paint on my face...Say it looks like clown makeup and die!
Favorite Song(s): Liberi Fatali.
Things you collect: Magicite! I'll show you my collection sometime, you might see a few familar faces!
God(dess) you worship: None.
A Dream or Goal you have: To conquer DC with Sado!
Hobby: Collecting Magicite. And plotting against...The Monkey! Uwa ha ha!
Favorite thing(s) to do: I love to poison water supplies, stab trusting fools in the back...
Something you're good at: Yes,what I just was talking about. Uwa ha ha!
Favorite Body parts on/in you: My face. It's so handsome....
Favorite Body Part on the opposite sex: I always admire a woman's....eyes!
Any Tattoos or Birthmarks, Where and of what: Nope.
Any piercings, Where: Not a one.
Best place to hang out: The Tavy! And my tower...The Old Temple is fun too. I also like to hang out at Doomcloud Keep.
What do you sleep in, and where do you sleep: I sleep in a Gobble Inn T-shirt and sweat pants, and I never sleep anywhere but my tower.
Important lesson(s) you've learned: Never trust someone who laughs as much as me.
Best Advice: Enjoy life to the fullest, because with me around, there may be no tomorrow. Uwa ha ha!
Words and Phrases you over use: Hmm....Nope, not a one. Uwa ha ha!
Most Awesome experience of your life: Meeting Sado for the first time. Neat guy!
Scariest thing you've ever done: Filled out this char sheet...
Stupidest thing you ever heard someone say: 'Spontaneously grow a brain cell. Quit piggybacking on someone else's ideas and try going to the library. You probably don't even know what a library is.' Boy, that is STUPID...not to mention rude.
Funniest Experience: I poisoned a village of Sprites. Uwa ha ha, nothing can be more funny than watching them die a slow painful death...Uwa ha ha!
History: Well, I was four years old when my parents died. I bounced around from foster home to foster home, each time I was rejected, I became a little more insane. When I was about eighteen years old, I struck out on my own, to the realm of DC. On my way there, I met this kind old wizard who needed some help fixing his wagon. I helped him, and he bestowed a small measure of magery knowledge to me. I repayed him with a dagger in the back. About ten years passed after that. I was enjoying DC very much, but there wasn't much fun going on. Then, one day, I was passing through town, and I heard this man speaking to a large crowd. Curious, I hopped over to see what was going on. The man was talking about how he was going to conquer DC, and bring Bushido to the land. He said his name was Sado Ishikawa. I loved the plans he had for DC, and so, I decided I'd help support him. Who knew that his plans would be so succesful? Ah, what a fun trip it's been...and it ain't over yet! Uwa ha ha!



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