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- He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
- A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.
- The journey of a thousand miles
begins with a broken fan belt.
- Kids in the dark might cause an
accident, but an accident in the dark is sure to cause kids.
- I can picture in my mind a world
without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because
they'd never expect it.
- Everything can be filed under
"miscellaneous."
- Tell me what you need, and I'll
tell you how to get along without it.
- Women and elephants never, ever
forget.
- I used to have a handle on life,
but it broke.
- Death is nature's way of telling
you to slow down
- To me, boxing is like a ballet,
except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
- If I was the head of a country that
lost a war, and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing, I'd glance over the
treaty and then suddenly act surprised. "Wait a minute! I thought we won!"
- As long as there are tests, there
will be prayer in public schools.
- It has been discovered that
research causes cancer in rats.
- Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4
people make up 75% of the world's population.
- I can only please one person per
day. Today is not your day.............Tomorrow is not looking good either
- Do not walk behind me, for I may
not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either;
just leave me the hell alone.
- True love is like a ghost, which
everyone talks about but no one has actually seen.
- If you go flying back through time
and you see somebody else flying Forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye
contact.
- The hand that turneth the knob
opens the door.
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