Welcome to Gareas's Love Counseling Room! Here you can send Gareas some of your love problems and get expert advice! All you have to do is e-mail me!


Here are the letters I have received:


::walks in the room in a suit that Bliss had stuck him in and sits down in a big chair with a round coffee table in front of him with a few letters on it:: Now, ::picks up the first letter:: The first letter say's:

Dear Gareas,
OMG! I have a big big BIG problem! Okay, here's this dude I really *really* like and I finally worked up enough guts to ask him out...but then...I found out he's gay...and I'm homophobic! What do I do?!
Love,
Bliss

Well first of all, crossing your name out was stupid 'cause I can still read it...second, how am I supposed to know? He's gay!If you really wanna be with him dress up as a guy and strap on a dil-
::runs into the room and holds his mouth shut:: Okay! I think I--I mean, *they* got the message ::nervous laugh::

::picks up another letter:: The second letter say's:

Dear Gareas,
I have this problem... I am married to this demon lord and he is quite cold hearted. I want him to open up to me more and maybe so me some affection, but it seems that no matter what i do he remains more cold hearted. What should i do?
Reigufu

A Demon Lord huh? Well, maybe if you send him down here I can kick his ass and knock some sense into him!...or you can just tell him that you wont have sex for a very long time unless he shapes up...that always gets me to behave.
::sweatdrop:: hehe ^^*

::picks up the third letter:: Now the third one:

Hey Gareas,
Hey...I have this problem you see...

::stops:: My lordy! Isnt that WHY I'm here in the first place?? Of course they have a problem! People, I swear... ::continues::

I just got asked out by this REALLY hot guy and, of course, I said yes. He's a real great guy, always says "I love you" and buys me things...but...I have a crush on this one guy and I was hoping it'd go away but I liked him for a LONG time...what should I do??
Sarah

Duh! Isnt it obvious?? Keep the dude you have now! He has been good to you hasnt he?? What does that other dude got that your boyfriend doesnt?? JESUS! And if you dont get him out of your mind, cheat...it's that simple.
::clears throat:: Umm...I know this is *your* room Gareas...but...I dont think that was the best advice...
FINE! Choose the one you love okay?!
O_O That was really nice of you Garu-kun! ::huggles him::
::grumbles::