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David Allen Coe
If That Ain't Country
You Don't Have To Call Me Darlin' Darlin'
It was all... I could do... to keep from cryin'.
Sometimes seems so useless... to remain.
You don't have to call me darlin'... darlin'.
You never even called me... by my name.
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You don't have to call me... Waylon Jenning.
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You don't have to call me... Charlie Pride.
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You don't have... to call me... Merl Haggard... anymore.
Even though... your on my fightin' side.
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I'll hang around... as long... as you will let me.
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I never... minded... standin'... in the rain.

You don't have to call me darlin'... darlin'.
You never even called me... by my name.

Well a friend of mine named... Steve Goodman wrote that song.
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He told me... it was the perfect country & western song.
I wrote him back a letter.
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I told him it was not the perfect country & western song.
Cause' he hadn't said anything at all about momma... or trains... or trucks.
Or prison's... or gettin' drunk.
Well he wrote another verse of the song & he sent it to me & after readin' it.
I realized that my friend had written the perfect country & western song.
I felt obliged... to include it on my third record.
The last verse... went like this.

I was drunk... the day my mom... got out of prison.
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I went... to pick her up... in the rain.
But... before... I could get to the station in my pickup truck.
She got runned over by a damned old train.
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I'll hang around... as long as you will let me.
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I never... minded standing... in the rain.

Nooooooo...
You don't have to call me darlin'... darlin'.
You never even called me... I wonder why... you don't call me.
Why don't you ever... call me... by my name.

Whooooooooo...





Long Haired Redneck

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