I am a 40 year old RN from Cincinnati, Ohio. I accept and acknowledge the fact I am the equivalent to employed men as Kryptonite is to Superman. When Clark Kent is exposed to Kryptonite, he transforms from a crime fighting super hero into a defenseless, trembling, cry baby sissy wearing a pair of tights as he lies on the ground.
When an employed man is exposed to me, he transforms from an employed member of our society into a trembling unemployed alcoholic who lies on my couch until I get into the shower in which he utilizes this time period to steal money from my purse. He then uses this money to stop the trembling that has engulfed his body by going to the nearest bar while I am working.
This vicious cycle repeats itself on a daily basis starting at 2:30a.m.
I am searching for the one man who can resist my powers and remain employed.
I'm sane.....I just think on a different LEVEL than most people. |
