THE SECRET (embarassing) X-PICs! HAH!

Oooh.. that girl Chio! Bu! sia~~ *droolz*
"Be AFRAID! BE VERY AFRAID! cus i think my eyeliner smudged."




Notice: The pictures shown on this page do no reflect how the person who is being shot usually behaves in normal everyday manner :P LOL!

(1)I was 5 inches from falling off that ledge.. one step down to the grass. LOL (2)What? My left cheek is flat since hitting the pavement awhile ago?
Skater (wannabe) Kris!

(3)Concentrating! (4)Tyler! Are you sure you took a pic of me playing DrumMania? EDIT: obviously you didn't, Tyler you Porcupine! LOL
But really just a shy lil drummer boy haha!



Pikachu-Dosukoi!
Ph33r the dreaded Red HOT G-string wearing Sumo Pikachu!~~ (^v^)/ HAHAHA!


FINISHING MOVE!
Ass-Crack shot! weet! (^v')/
"Sprite" (logo, trademark of coca-cola corp) bottle cap only for scale ratio reference.. :P



(5)What? UFO? Where? (6)I dont believe you anymore... huh! UFO indeed...
(7)What? Another UFO behind me? Im not LOOKING! LALALA~
Vacation in France, i cant stand bad weather.. thats why im gloomy


(8)Young brave shaggy hair enters the lair of... the BEAST... 's vanity closet. (9)Chicago Airport, first time i saw a airplane with a flat tire. joking.....
Regular ol pics - Left: Narcissist Kris, Right: Kris and friend Sidney



(10)one of the first things i bought when i took my first trip to japan without my parents.. was a pikachu??? (11)During his trip to japan... Kris learned how to be a male gigol- ahem, Escort Service Specialist. Here we have a picture of him entertaining his clients with his popular dance routine titled 'Saturday Tokyo Boogie Oogie Night'
(12)Not many people know that there is a rare genetic oddity.. of being born with an albino tongue. Oh! According to this arcticle, recent findings show that these tongues are fully functional and in fact can grow up to 1 foot long and very mobile with practic- no wait! this last bit was for ... some.. other... topic.
Pics that scar me for life! LOL! "what am i hugging?!" "what am i dancing?!" "WHAT AM I EATING?!"



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