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Well...first of all...my real name is Dave. That's important...if you like real names. If you don't like real names...then...forget I said it.
The name "Kuroyoshi" was inspired by Yoshi's Story, released for the Nintendo 64 game console in 1997. Essentially...I am the hidden character that can be found on Page 2. There is an egg with black spots hidden in the Bone Dragon pit. If you safely escort that egg out of the level, you'll get another yoshi...a black yoshi that can eat anything. Yep...that's...uh...that's me! The Japanese word for black is kuro, and thus...you have my name...Kuroyoshi. That's your most basic information about me right there!
A black yoshi is a lot like a black sheep...an outcast...a reject. Someone who doesn't belong...except that while a black sheep is considered useless because its wool is hard to dye, a black yoshi is very useful because there is nothing it can't eat...kind of like me!
In real life, I'm a computer student at a technical college somewhere in the United States. I'm very secretive...and live my life in the shadows. Who I am...what I do...where I am from...and where I am going...it is all a mystery.
However, there are some basic facts that are common knowledge...more or less...
Goes By:
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Dave, Kuroyoshi, Dr. Pants, Daveman, the Notorious D.A.V.E., CabbitMaster, Prince Chaos...and other...less kind things...
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Age:
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20 years.
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You're a guy, right?
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Yes.
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Hobbies:
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Video games, computers, science fiction, drawing, making use of my limited Photoshop skillz, writing, Internet stuff, time-wasting, plotting world domination, and...uh...did I already say time-wasting?
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Favorite TV Shows:
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Futurama, Anime Unleashed, and...uh...actually, I guess I don't watch much TV. Oh, well.
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Favorite Movie:
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I don't care much for most movies...but...now that I think about it...maybe Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. Don't ask why.
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Favorite Song:
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"Bring Me To Life" by Evanescence
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Favorite Game Console:
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Nintendo GameCube.
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Also Owns:
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Nintendo 64, Nintendo GameBoy Color, a broken Nintendo Game Boy Advance, a brand new Game Boy Advance SP, and a PC which I made this site on.
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Favorite Video Game:
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The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker!!
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It's your favorite, even though it's short and makes you spend way too much time sailing that boring two-colored ocean?
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Uh...well, yeah! Who wouldn't??
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I See...
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What...?
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Nothing...
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*Sighs.*
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Anyway...If You Could Change One Thing About the World...What Would It Be?
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The smell.
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