Welcome my friends

Beware, for you have entered my world!!
It is a world full of nonsense and void of sanity
Continue at your own risk!

Secret escape door to the links

*sigh* just look at them....beautiful, no? they're just so graceful. they're the geese....no, not the geese that lay the golden eggs....they're the geese that are carrying the last bit of Katie's sanity away. yes...very beautiful indeed...

Yes that's right. you have entered my world, which means...

You shall do everything I say!!!!

*gasp* no, not really. ha ha, my friend is a real comedian. we have no real control over you. this is only a web page and not some secret mind probe that hacks into the brain of anyone who accesses it as part of a secret plan to create an army of zombies to serve us for all eternity. haha, no, nothing like that. that would just be silly

Your being is now mine to control!! You will obey my every whim and
carry out my every command!! And there is nothing you can do about it!!

come on now, be reasonable. do you honestly think they are going to believe that we can control them? I mean just because I say "bark like a dog" and they start barking doesn't mean we can control them. I mean, come on, be reasonable.

Quiet you!! And you! stop barking like a dog! I want to make sure you will be able to hear all my orders. For I now control you and your sock drawer!!!

now now, we agreed. no sock drawers. Katie wouldn't approve. after all we are voices in her head. she can kick us out at any time...

Quiet!! Katie would never kick us out. I kept her awake during math class!!

yeah, suuurrre you did. even when she told you to shut up. i kept her awake too. at least i didn't give her headaches from my big mouth!!

I never gave her headaches!! well, maybe once or twice...

you know what? i'm resigning. this whole idea was stupid. although i shouldn't be surprised about that. it was your idea after all...

Now just you wait a minute!! You are nothing but a...

*Katie comes running in*

*pant pant* Sorry I'm late... *pant pant*... Captain Hook kidnapped Tiger Lily and... *pant pant*... Pan and me had to go save her...*pant pant*...and then we had to fly to Naboo cuz we were invited to their celebration after defeating the Trade Federation droid army. but then the pixy stix spilled all over the place and the caterpillars started eating them all and, needless to say, that caused some problems. sugar must have made them attracted to heat because they kept trying to crawl into the fires. OY, what a mess! and then i remembered i was supposed to be here so i had to grab some fairy dust and quick fly here...

*takes a deep breath* but anyway...how is everyone doing? i see you've already met two of the voices in my head. their antics can be quite entertaining. then again after a couple hours they can get pretty annoying....

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