The second round is completely different. Macho is at this best and quickly brings the Philly Punk to the mat and to screaming submission.

The screams are ignored, however, and Macho punishes The Defenseman with no mercy. He makes the easterner pay with hold after humiliating hold.

Suffering in the Gabacho's grasp, the leather-punk tries to submit but his words are garbled by Macho's chin hold and the Californian scoffs at the easterner's pounding on the mat. "What's that Lassie? Timmy is getting whipped in the garage?"

"This is how a real man chokes his opponent! Not with some sissy chain!" Macho is relentless. He has won this round many times over but keeps pouring it on.

Macho tortures The Defenseman to tears by misunderstanding his words of submission. (I submit Sir!) "What was that? I can't make out what you just said! You see mister? You see mister who?"

Finally, it is over. Macho releases The Defenseman's arms and he drops hard on the mat. "Nobody beats El Macho Gabacho like that and gets away with it! Nobody!"

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