Press Release
01JUNE2001- 1,000,000 dollar REWARD FOR THE LAC LEON MONSTER WAS OFFERED
today by the film’s director and sometimes-eccentric producer Paul Hendriks. Critics say it is simply a publicity stunt while Hendriks repeatedly stated..."its not a stunt-its a REWARD!!!". Either way it is causing quite a stir in the film and animal wildlife circles and any reported sightings will give further credence to the film and drive the public into a frenzy. In a rare public appearance, Madonna said "Hey everybody look at me...look what I’m doing...look-look...give me all those photos of me you took."In an appearance related to the story, the arch-bishop said he was against the hunting of one of gods creatures just because he is different but assured crowds its not really the same as the times when we burnt witches and pagans.
** REWARD may appear larger than actual reward.
** Hendriks reserves the right to offer devalues Turkish lira instead.
*** Contest may expire just as rumours of capture emerge.
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