~Recipe for a Military Wife~

Recipe for a Military Wife

DEDICATIED TO ALL THE WIVES WHO HAVE HUSBANDS IN ALL BRANCHES OF THE SERVICE:

Found in a cookbook that was printed by the Marine Wives Club in Okinawa...

Recipe for a Military Wife

1 1/2 cup patience 1 cup courage
3/4 cup tolerance 1 lb ability
Dash of adventure
With all the ingredients,
add 2 teaspoons elbow grease.
Let stand alone for 6 months to a year.
Marinate frequently with salty tears.
Pour off excess fat.
Sprinkle ever so lightly with money.
Knead dough until payday.
Season with international spices.
Bake 20 years until done.
Serve with pride.