Pardon me miss, but these things are plastic....
Perhaps that's what you're thinking...or perhaps not. But either way, I must explain myself. When, three fateful years ago, I turned twelve and dug my old ponies out of the closet, it was love (again) at first sight. What an uncanny thing, to be attached to old toys when on the brink of becoming a teenager. After days, weeks, and months of contemplating this, I realized my love for ponies sprung from the fact that they are like the person I would love to be! They all have wonderfully colored hair, and I do too (its been blond, purple, blue, black, bleached, and aquamarine...and more to come), so that was an instant connection. I also realized that not one looks similar to another...with their variation of color, shape, size, pose, and symbol, but they all love each other and everyone else unconditionally. These ponies, although their personalities are fictional, are excellent role models for us all. So I say: Dye your hair! Make friends with everyone! Disregard your appearance and focus on staying happy! Most importantly, make sure that there is always some kind of wonderful picture on you, at all times! If you agree with my little theory presented here, put the Ponies As Role Models banner on YOUR page today! Please link it to: http://www.oocities.org/lavender_valley/parmcamp.html .
-Eclipse