A fun gag gift to make.
Give someone a bag of
Christmas Elf Poop
along with this poem.
Assemble in a gift bag,
gift mug or small zipper
food storage bag: Add:
* Small Red and Green Candies
NOTE: these can be
Red and Green MM's,
Red and Green Spiced Gumdrops
Red and Green Jelly Beans
Pink, Green and yello Party Mints
and whatever else you can think of *wink
Instructions:
Simply put a handfull of of red and green candies in the zip-top sandwich bag to be the "poop". If you want a little more variety, add some Christmas colored sprinkles or some edible glitter.
Print out the poem below, cut it out, folded the page in half, and stapled it to the top of the sandwich bag ...
[ Gift Tag Poem #1 ]
The Elves were so sick all year long
that they couldn't make toys
But Santa still had to fill those
stockings from little girls and boys
So Santa simply gathered up the
only thing the Elves could make
but sorry, It's not candy or cake
He Did this without stopping
[ GIft Tag 1 *revised]
The elves were so sick they couldn't make toys And Santa still had to fill all those stockings He gathered the only thing the elves could make - So all you're Getting is "Elfin Droppings"
[ Gift Tag Poem #2 ]
I Hear You've Been Naughty This Year So Listen, Here's The Scoop.... I'm running Short Of Coal This Year so you get a pile of "Elf Poop"!
[ Gift Tag Poem #3 ]
You've Been Naughty This Year I've Seen You Snoop.... So All You're Getting This Year Is a Handful of Elf Poop!
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