your true love gave to you - a partridge
in a pear tree...
Sorry, but I couldn't find the partridge so I am giving
you some pears from the tree the partridge flew away from.
your true love gave to you - two turtle doves...
Unfortunately, I don't have any, will candy turtles on a bar of Dove soap do?
your true love gave to you - three
French hens...
The French hens were not available, so I'm giving you some chicken noodle soup, compliments of the three French hens.
your true love gave to you - four
calling birds...
I can't find those calling birds, but here are four
messages they left for you before they flew off.
your true love gave to you - five golden rings...
Sorry, I'm too poor to buy five real gold rings, but will some golden pineapple rings suffice?
your true love gave to you - six geese a laying...
You don't really want messy geese all over the house do you? How about some of the eggs they left behind?
your true love gave to you - seven
swans a swimming...
All of the swans have flown south for the winter, but here are some of the bubbles they used while they were swimming.
your true love gave to you - eight
maids a milking...
Here's some milk I got from the eight maids - we think they must have been milking some brown cows!
your true love gave to you - nine ladies dancing...
Here are some canes used by the ladies to help they walk home after they were out dancing all night.
your true love gave to you - ten
Lords-a-leapin'...
After the Lords get done leapin', this is what they use for their sore muscles.
your true love gave to you - eleven pipers piping...
Here's a pipe of your own, have fun and don't blow the whole day!
your true love gave to you - twelve drummers drumming...
No drummers, we thought you could use some quiet time so here is a special treat we drummed up for you so relax and enjoy.