12 Days of Christmas Gag Gifts
This is a great gift idea, especially if you have a secret Santa. You present the suggested gift along with the printed verse each day for 12 days!

  • ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS,
    your true love gave to you - a partridge in a pear tree...

    Sorry, but I couldn't find the partridge so I am giving you some pears from the tree the partridge flew away from.

  • ON THE SECOND DAY OF CHRISTMAS,
    your true love gave to you - two turtle doves...

    Unfortunately, I don't have any, will candy turtles on a bar of Dove soap do?

  • ON THE THIRD DAY OF CHRISTMAS,
    your true love gave to you - three French hens...

    The French hens were not available, so I'm giving you some chicken noodle soup, compliments of the three French hens.

  • ON THE FOURTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS,
    your true love gave to you - four calling birds...

    I can't find those calling birds, but here are four messages they left for you before they flew off.

  • ON THE FIFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS,
    your true love gave to you - five golden rings...

    Sorry, I'm too poor to buy five real gold rings, but will some golden pineapple rings suffice?

  • ON THE SIXTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS,
    your true love gave to you - six geese a laying...

    You don't really want messy geese all over the house do you? How about some of the eggs they left behind?

  • ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS,
    your true love gave to you - seven swans a swimming...

    All of the swans have flown south for the winter, but here are some of the bubbles they used while they were swimming.

  • ON THE EIGHTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS,
    your true love gave to you - eight maids a milking...

    Here's some milk I got from the eight maids - we think they must have been milking some brown cows!

  • ON THE NINTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS,
    your true love gave to you - nine ladies dancing...

    Here are some canes used by the ladies to help they walk home after they were out dancing all night.

  • ON THE TENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS,
    your true love gave to you - ten Lords-a-leapin'...

    After the Lords get done leapin', this is what they use for their sore muscles.

  • ON THE ELEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS,
    your true love gave to you - eleven pipers piping...

    Here's a pipe of your own, have fun and don't blow the whole day!

  • ON THE TWELFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS,
    your true love gave to you - twelve drummers drumming...

    No drummers, we thought you could use some quiet time so here is a special treat we drummed up for you so relax and enjoy.