Reindeer Poop
I woke up with such a scare when I heard Santa call...
"Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!
I ran to the lawn and in the snowy white drifts,
those nasty reindeer had left "little gifts".
I got an old shovel and started to scoop
neat little piles of "reindeer poop".
But to throw them away, seemed such a waste,
So I saved them, thinking ~ you might like a taste!
As I finished my task, which took quite awhile,
Old Santa passed by and he sheepishly smiled.
And I heard him exclaim as he rose in the sky ~
"Well, they're not potty trained, but at least they can fly!"

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Reindeer Poop
We were awakened when we heard Santa call,
Dash away, Dash away, Dash away all."
But soon we discovered, out on our lawn,
Santa and his reindeer were all gone.
With our little shovel we started to scoop,
All of the droppings ... "YUCK", reindeer poop!
But then we so generously filled up your sack.
Hope you have a Merry Christmas and enjoy your snack!!!"

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Reindeer Poop
Christmas is coming and so are the deer
Listen closely and you will hear,
And 'long with them comes a special treat,
Reindeer droppings for you to eat !!!!!

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Reindeer Poop
For all the souls who hate the noise
Of Christmas cheer and lights and toys
For Mr. Scrooge, and Mrs. too,
Here's a little gift for you ...
A lump of coal won't be enough
To make up for the shine and fluff,
So, here's a scoop of reindeer poop
To offset all that Christmas Goop !!!

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Reindeer Poop
I came wide awake when I heard Santa call,
"Dash away, Dash away, Dash away all."
Grabbing my robe, I ran out to the lawn,
but reindeer and Santa were already gone.
So with my shovel I started to scoop,
all of the droppings--gourmet reindeer poop!
I thought, "Oh my goodness!! I'll put them in bags,
and then I'll attach a cute, colorful tag!
My friends will just LOVE them, they're good as can be!"
Merry Christmas to you from the reindeer and me!

Pintable Reindeer Poop Tag #1

Printable Reindeer Poop Tag #2