YOU KNOW YOUR A FATHER WHEN

1. You can recite the entire McDonald's Menu by heart!
2. It use to be wine, women and song! Now it's kool-aid, Mom and Barney!
3. You use to walk to school in three feet of snow, uphill both directions!
4. You know what "Honey Do's" are.
5. You Favorite Football Team is in the Little Leagues!
6. Everything starts with, "Well, when I was a kid,"
7. You start sounding like your Father!
8. You can't understand how your six year old, turned sixteen over night!
9. You look at your childrens sleeping little faces, and tears come to your eyes!
1o. You know your a Father when, your famous lasts words are, "Ask your Mother,"


FAMOUS FATHERS WHO ARE HEROES

*Charles Darwin was the Father of modern biology.
*Jose Marti is the father of freedom in Cuba.
*Alan Turing is the father of modern computing.
*Albert Einstein was the Father of modern science.
*George Washington was the childless Father of our country.
*Nelson Mandela is the father of freedom in South Africa.
*Michael Jordan is a champion and a hero because he plays basketball with all his heart for his team, his family and his father.
*Mohammed Ali is one of the greatest boxers in history and a loving father.
*J.R.R. Tolkien was a wonderful father who wrote many letters to his sons.
*Jim Henson thrilled millions of children, including his own, who now carry on his tradition.
*Martin Luther King, Jr. believed that love, not violence was the most powerful weapon.
*A.A. Milne based the character Christopher Robin in his Winnie-the-Pooh stories on his own son.