Ghostly Riddles
What is a ghost's favorite TV Crime Show?
America's Most Haunted.
Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating?
Women can see right through them.
Why did the ghost go into the bar?
For the Boos.
What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae?
Whipped scream.
What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
mas-scare-a.
Where does a ghost refuel his Porche'?
At a ghastly station.
Where do most ghosts live?
in North and South Scarolina
Why do ghosts shiver and moan?
It's drafty under that sheet
What is a ghosts favorite sale?
A white sale.
What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
A boo-tie.
What's a ghosts favorite desert?
Boo-berry pie.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
Coffee with scream and sugar.
When does a ghost have breakfast?
In the moaning.
Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo.